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Handnr: 638902
Submitted by : Stim_Abuser

Stage #1277008922: Holdem No Limit $0.50 - 2009-02-22 22:32:40 (ET)
Table: BELLINGHAM (Real Money) Seat #5 is the dealer
Seat 5 - _JETT_ ($99.15 in chips)
Seat 6 - TRAINWR3CK ($37.25 in chips)
Seat 1 - Hero ($134.90 in chips)
Seat 2 - POKTEX63 ($62.30 in chips)
Seat 3 - URMOMKNOWSME ($78.35 in chips)
Seat 4 - INKMONKEYTAT ($20 in chips)
TRAINWR3CK - Posts small blind $0.25
Hero - Posts big blind $0.50
INKMONKEYTAT - Posts $0.25

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero
POKTEX63 - Folds
URMOMKNOWSME - Raises $1 to $1
INKMONKEYTAT - Folds
_JETT_ - Calls $1
TRAINWR3CK - Folds
Hero - Calls $0.50

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $3.75)


Hero - Checks
URMOMKNOWSME - Checks
_JETT_ - Bets $6
Hero - Calls $6
URMOMKNOWSME - Raises $34 to $34
_JETT_ - All-In(Raise) $92.15 to $98.15
Hero - Folds
URMOMKNOWSME - All-In $43.35
_JETT_ - returned ($20.80) : not called

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $49.75)



River (Pot : $49.75)



Showdown
URMOMKNOWSME - Shows (Straight flush, queen)
_JETT_ - Shows (Two Pair, aces and eights)
URMOMKNOWSME Collects $160.70 from main pot

Summary
Total Pot($164.20) | Rake ($3) | Jackpot Rake ($0.50)
Board
Seat 1: Hero (big blind) HI:
Seat 2: POKTEX63 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 3: URMOMKNOWSME won Total ($160.70) All-In HI:($160.70) with Straight flush, queen - ]
Seat 4: INKMONKEYTAT Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 5: _JETT_ (dealer) HI:lost with Two Pair, aces and eights - ]
Seat 6: TRAINWR3CK (small blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS

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Stim_Abuser United States. Feb 22 2009 22:38. Posts 7499

god im so monkey fucking tilted. if he had slowplayed i would of won bbj

Hey Im slinging mad volume and fat stackin benjies I dont got time for spellin n shit - skinny pete

Stim_Abuser United States. Feb 22 2009 22:39. Posts 7499

never been so monkey tilted in my life

Hey Im slinging mad volume and fat stackin benjies I dont got time for spellin n shit - skinny pete

Stim_Abuser United States. Feb 22 2009 22:40. Posts 7499

SICK FU CKING TILT OMFG ALKJDFA:LSDJA:LSDJ:ALSKLKA:S

Hey Im slinging mad volume and fat stackin benjies I dont got time for spellin n shit - skinny pete

Stim_Abuser United States. Feb 22 2009 22:42. Posts 7499

FML

Hey Im slinging mad volume and fat stackin benjies I dont got time for spellin n shit - skinny pete

Artanis[Xp] Netherlands. Feb 22 2009 22:45. Posts 4697

don't fold straight flush draws ldo

Stim_Abuser United States. Feb 22 2009 22:46. Posts 7499

Hey Im slinging mad volume and fat stackin benjies I dont got time for spellin n shit - skinny pete

Stim_Abuser United States. Feb 22 2009 22:46. Posts 7499

asdfasdfasdfsdffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

Hey Im slinging mad volume and fat stackin benjies I dont got time for spellin n shit - skinny pete

Sennpu Canada. Feb 22 2009 22:47. Posts 1960

LOL OMG NIT LOL!!!

then she ask me my qualities n bad qualities. so i tell her truth and she kinda laugh at me lol. then i ask her for hers and she gtg. i think it going ok. -Floofy

andrewsidekick . Feb 22 2009 22:47. Posts 53

woulda won?

Stim_Abuser United States. Feb 22 2009 22:48. Posts 7499

so fucking brutal.

Hey Im slinging mad volume and fat stackin benjies I dont got time for spellin n shit - skinny pete

ilovetemplar Norway. Feb 22 2009 22:48. Posts 50

thats cra-p

terrybunny19240 United States. Feb 22 2009 22:49. Posts 13829

oh my god

andrewsidekick . Feb 22 2009 22:49. Posts 53

oh the fucking bbj LOL

andrewsidekick . Feb 22 2009 22:50. Posts 53

thats cra-p

Last edit: 22/02/2009 22:50

terrybunny19240 United States. Feb 22 2009 22:50. Posts 13829

wait

oh my god why did yo ufold

well I Guess the fold is ok.. I mean..

maybe results oriented... omg lol maybe not tho. If only that fucking K came after you were all-in hahhaha

if you hadn't flat that guy you would of been forced to stack off and would of won BBJ

hate yourself for all eternity

Last edit: 22/02/2009 22:51

Stim_Abuser United States. Feb 22 2009 22:50. Posts 7499

On February 22 2009 21:47 andrewsidekick wrote:
woulda won?

little over 30k i think

Hey Im slinging mad volume and fat stackin benjies I dont got time for spellin n shit - skinny pete

ShadowDrgn United States. Feb 22 2009 22:50. Posts 1156

nm too slow

Last edit: 22/02/2009 22:50

Sennpu Canada. Feb 22 2009 22:51. Posts 1960

u win 50% of the current bad beat pot

then she ask me my qualities n bad qualities. so i tell her truth and she kinda laugh at me lol. then i ask her for hers and she gtg. i think it going ok. -Floofy

Last edit: 22/02/2009 22:51

Stim_Abuser United States. Feb 22 2009 22:55. Posts 7499

On February 22 2009 21:50 Night2o1 wrote:
wait

oh my god why did yo ufold

well I Guess the fold is ok.. I mean..

maybe results oriented... omg lol maybe not tho. If only that fucking K came after you were all-in hahhaha

if you hadn't flat that guy you would of been forced to stack off and would of won BBJ

hate yourself for all eternity

pretty standard fold. tons of draws crush me.

Hey Im slinging mad volume and fat stackin benjies I dont got time for spellin n shit - skinny pete

Stim_Abuser United States. Feb 22 2009 22:58. Posts 7499

god such massive tilt.

Hey Im slinging mad volume and fat stackin benjies I dont got time for spellin n shit - skinny pete

Sennpu Canada. Feb 22 2009 22:58. Posts 1960

whats the current Bad Beat Jackpot Amount? $$$$ ?

then she ask me my qualities n bad qualities. so i tell her truth and she kinda laugh at me lol. then i ask her for hers and she gtg. i think it going ok. -Floofy

Stim_Abuser United States. Feb 22 2009 22:58. Posts 7499

what kinda nl50 player doesnt slowplay the nuts. jesus fucking christ.

Hey Im slinging mad volume and fat stackin benjies I dont got time for spellin n shit - skinny pete

Stim_Abuser United States. Feb 22 2009 22:58. Posts 7499

On February 22 2009 21:58 Sennpu wrote:
whats the current Bad Beat Jackpot Amount? $$$$ ?

73k

Hey Im slinging mad volume and fat stackin benjies I dont got time for spellin n shit - skinny pete

Sennpu Canada. Feb 22 2009 22:59. Posts 1960

so u lost 36.5k =O not too bad :D thats only prolly like 30x your roll

then she ask me my qualities n bad qualities. so i tell her truth and she kinda laugh at me lol. then i ask her for hers and she gtg. i think it going ok. -Floofy

terrybunny19240 United States. Feb 22 2009 23:00. Posts 13829

On February 22 2009 21:55 Stim_Abuser wrote:

Show nested quote +
On February 22 2009 21:50 Night2o1 wrote:
wait

oh my god why did yo ufold

well I Guess the fold is ok.. I mean..

maybe results oriented... omg lol maybe not tho. If only that fucking K came after you were all-in hahhaha

if you hadn't flat that guy you would of been forced to stack off and would of won BBJ

hate yourself for all eternity

pretty standard fold. tons of draws crush me.

ya true, just results oriented

lol sennpu is just picking on you haha ignore that dirty rat

Stim_Abuser United States. Feb 22 2009 23:01. Posts 7499

adsfkas;ldfk;lasdf;lskafd;'aksdfk;lasd;fkas;fk;slakf;askf;'sadf;askfd;askdf;'skdaf';kasdf

Hey Im slinging mad volume and fat stackin benjies I dont got time for spellin n shit - skinny pete

Stim_Abuser United States. Feb 22 2009 23:03. Posts 7499

im going to need counseling because of this.

Hey Im slinging mad volume and fat stackin benjies I dont got time for spellin n shit - skinny pete

Sennpu Canada. Feb 22 2009 23:05. Posts 1960

well... at least... the fold was a good lay down 8D

then she ask me my qualities n bad qualities. so i tell her truth and she kinda laugh at me lol. then i ask her for hers and she gtg. i think it going ok. -Floofy

Stim_Abuser United States. Feb 22 2009 23:05. Posts 7499

On February 22 2009 21:50 andrewsidekick wrote:
thats cra-p

seriously. i slightly feel the mans pain.

Hey Im slinging mad volume and fat stackin benjies I dont got time for spellin n shit - skinny pete

Stim_Abuser United States. Feb 22 2009 23:06. Posts 7499

im going to drink myself to death tonight.

Hey Im slinging mad volume and fat stackin benjies I dont got time for spellin n shit - skinny pete

Sennpu Canada. Feb 22 2009 23:07. Posts 1960

ur going to spend the 80$ u saved D:

then she ask me my qualities n bad qualities. so i tell her truth and she kinda laugh at me lol. then i ask her for hers and she gtg. i think it going ok. -Floofy

Stim_Abuser United States. Feb 22 2009 23:10. Posts 7499

On February 22 2009 22:07 Sennpu wrote:
ur going to spend the 80$ u saved D:

ASDJHaljksdlkj!!!!!!!!!!

Hey Im slinging mad volume and fat stackin benjies I dont got time for spellin n shit - skinny pete

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