BU113T5: what have i done to deserve thsi
BU113T5: im a nice guy
BU113T5: i play well
BU113T5: i just get fu.cked time and time again
BU113T5: by idiots
BU113T5: morons who cant play
BU113T5: dont realise OFCOURSE I CANT HAVE ANYTHING BUT ACES
BU113T5: you think i put 200 in with queens??
BU113T5: or AK
BU113T5: what is wrong with you?
straightballin: ez shippin, holla

BU113T5: what have i done to deserve thsi
#5796797205: straightballin wins $ 58.30 USD
BU113T5: im a nice guy
BU113T5: i play well
BU113T5: i just get fu.cked time and time again
BU113T5: by idiots
BU113T5: morons who cant play
BU113T5: dont realise OFCOURSE I CANT HAVE ANYTHING BUT ACES
BU113T5: you think i put 200 in with queens??
BU113T5: or AK
BU113T5: what is wrong with you?

HAHAHAHAHHAA


same guy as against me ;D

BU113T5: my kids wont eat tommorrow
BU113T5: cos youre a retard
BU113T5: how could you not know i had ACES
BU113T5: HOW??
BU113T5: CAN YOU BE THAT BAD

he just keeps going haha

BU113T5: my kids wont eat tommorrow
BU113T5: cos youre a retard
BU113T5: how could you not know i had ACES
BU113T5: HOW??
BU113T5: CAN YOU BE THAT BAD
#5796804052: straightballin wins $ 133 USD
BU113T5: for 200 i have QQ???
#5796806923: massy2072 wins $ 6 USD
BU113T5: for 200 i have AK???

hahahahhaa

HANSEN TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL

come on, start picking on him, steal all his pots plz!

BU113T5: for 200 i have AK???
BU113T5: no i have aces retard
straightballin: i had a read that u bluff
straightballin: when u bet 200
BU113T5: for 200 preflop i bluff??
#5796808330: Finsbury wins $ 6 USD
straightballin: yes
BU113T5: youre a fkling MORON
BU113T5: i cannot buy myfood know for next week

hilarity continues

straightballin: because you do the same with QJ
BU113T5: so stupid
BU113T5: when when??
BU113T5: when??
BU113T5: when??
BU113T5: NEVER
straightballin: you do...
BU113T5: WITH ANYTHIONG BUT AA
BU113T5: NEVER
BU113T5: NEVER
BU113T5: NEVER
straightballin: yes you do
BU113T5: NEVER WITH ANYTHING BUT AA DO I MAKE 200 PREFLOP EVER
BU113T5: EVER EVER EVER
#5796821236: Finsbury wins $ 184 USD
BU113T5: NEVER EVER NEVER EVER
BU113T5: MORON NOW MY KIDS HAVE NO FOOD
straightballin: you can always steal some
#5796826581: massy2072 wins $ 216 USD
straightballin: and i need money for a new brietling, my current one is getting old
#5796830438: straightballin wins $ 20 USD
straightballin: so trust me, your money will come to good use
BU113T5: YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?? I LOSE MY KIDS NOW
BU113T5: THEY HAVE TO GO TO FOSTER CARE
straightballin: well i need a brietling... so its all good
#5796831970: BU113T5 wins $ 402 USD
Perfect1984: brietling > kids anyway

best hand ever

BU113T5: THEY WILL NOW LIVE THERE ALCOHOLIC MOTHER AND GET BEATEN BY STEP FATHER
#5796846607: Perfect1984 wins $ 20 USD
BU113T5: JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE SH1T AT POE
BU113T5: POE
BU113T5: POKER
Perfect1984: poo-ing
Perfect1984: you are XXXX
Perfect1984: at poo-ing
Perfect1984: sh it

straightballin: yo bullet, if you won some money now
straightballin: what would u get ur kids
straightballin: for food
BU113T5: I MADE NO MKISTAKE... HE DID AND I HAVE TO PAY
#5796849361: Finsbury wins $ 21.50 USD
Perfect1984: milkshake?
straightballin: bullet, your first step should be to get ur keyboard fixed though, the capslock seem to stuck
Perfect1984: you making milkshakes for your kids?
#5796850440: Gurkohigh wins $ 6 USD
BU113T5: this is funny to you guys?/
BU113T5: youre sick

breitling....

oh and it's fun how you both have position on him :D

straightballin: explorer vodka is good too though
#5796865669: BU113T5 wins $ 20 USD
Perfect1984: you had aces there?
Perfect1984: you raised omg
Perfect1984: i folded KK

#5796866847: BU113T5 wins $ 206 USD
straightballin: dude thats lots of mcdonalds meals right there, chill man
BU113T5: i am in 220,000 woerth of debt
Perfect1984: kids could eat happy meals for 5$, 200$ is 40 happy meals
BU113T5: i have to pay15,000 tommorrow and i habe 12000
#5796867574: SEXKRIME669 wins $ 275 USD from the main pot with three of a kind, Sevens.
BU113T5: because of you
BU113T5: being a retard


wtff

he might actually be serious :|

ROFL

On March 22 2007 16:48 Twisted wrote: #5796866847: BU113T5 wins $ 206 USD straightballin: dude thats lots of mcdonalds meals right there, chill man BU113T5: i am in 220,000 woerth of debt Perfect1984: kids could eat happy meals for 5$, 200$ is 40 happy meals BU113T5: i have to pay15,000 tommorrow and i habe 12000 #5796867574: SEXKRIME669 wins $ 275 USD from the main pot with three of a kind, Sevens. BU113T5: because of you BU113T5: being a retard wtff he might actually be serious :|

survival of the fittest, he should and SHALL be punished for his weaknesses

On March 22 2007 16:48 Twisted wrote: #5796866847: BU113T5 wins $ 206 USD straightballin: dude thats lots of mcdonalds meals right there, chill man BU113T5: i am in 220,000 woerth of debt Perfect1984: kids could eat happy meals for 5$, 200$ is 40 happy meals BU113T5: i have to pay15,000 tommorrow and i habe 12000 #5796867574: SEXKRIME669 wins $ 275 USD from the main pot with three of a kind, Sevens. BU113T5: because of you BU113T5: being a retard wtff he might actually be serious :|

That's why you make money out of poker, degenerate gambling retards.

aaaw you should have taken the yes im a stupid fish road.


2,5k? can't beat that ))


playing with your whole rolllll TILT HIM

"well i need a brietling...so its all good" thats going as my quote thanks

ship

BU113T5: 2,500
Perfect1984: hm
Perfect1984: pretty sure straightballin has tenfold that
Perfect1984: at least
BU113T5: lol he has 25k and plays 2-4??
Perfect1984: sure
Perfect1984: that would be the smart thing to do
BU113T5: why/
#5796884425: BU113T5 wins $ 11.40 USD from the main pot with a pair of Sixes with Jack kicker.
Perfect1984: so you don't risk going broke like you
BU113T5: no that would be pointless
BU113T5: do you really think im borke with kids blah blah
BU113T5: what idiots
BU113T5: lol you guys seriosuly thought that didnt you
BU113T5: you make me laugh
#5796887416: Perfect1984 wins $ 350 USD
Perfect1984: haha we're laughing our ass off but w/e ; )
straightballin: i have a bit more then 25k

I'm educating the fish : (

someone stop me

what a retard.
1)hes probably just bullshitting
2)if hes not hes a retard for being so fiscally irresponsible

edit: nvm twisted already cleared that up

BU113T5: how did you get it cos it sure as hell wasnt from poker
#5796891513: Finsbury wins $ 6 USD
#5796892630: SEXKRIME669 wins $ 6 USD
BU113T5: rich daddy?
straightballin: im lucky i guess
#5796893387: SEXKRIME669 wins $ 17 USD
BU113T5: you say it sarcastically you hit a set with your retard kings
#5796894260: SEXKRIME669 wins $ 19 USD
#5796895777: straightballin wins $ 6 USD
straightballin: no srsly im lucky
straightballin: didnt u see
#5796896383: SEXKRIME669 wins $ 86.50 USD
straightballin: you know when i hit trips with my kings
straightballin: remember???
BU113T5: no when?
#5796898542: RespectMyDream wins $ 15.60 USD
straightballin: earlier
straightballin: u had aces i think
#5796900144: SEXKRIME669 wins $ 17 USD
BU113T5: musta missed that one

Ok so I'm gonna make a big chatlog later on, this is priceless.

i love these idiots who think sitting with 1/4 their bankroll is a good idea. So many guys in my fraternity play like $50NL and $100NL with $300. so so stupid

LOLOLOLOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL

I just noticed his name is "Bullets"


totally changed my mind. hansen. you DID play this badly.

Well he didn't even 4bet KK but hansen didn't know that : )

hillarious