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K40Cheddar United States. Apr 30 2010 17:49. Posts 2202 | | |
So last night I was working so hard on this assignment for this probability class I was in. Just chilling at the library drinking some hot chocolate for about 5 hours. It's midnight, and I'm finally finished so I go back to my dorm. Nobody is in my room and my roommate is out. Got a test for communications the next day so I'm looking forward to a good night sleep.
Until...
I'm sleeping soundly when all of the sudden I just wake up and hear a lot of sucking noises. Now my dorm is structured suite style, so that there is a room with 2 people connected to a bathroom connected to another room. My suite mates next door love to party and have sex all the time so I just assumed one of them was banging one of his girlfriends in the shower AGAIN. BUT NO! IT'S COMING FROM THE FUCKING BED RIGHT NEXT TO ME!
Thats right, my roommate is getting it on with his girlfriend WHILE I'M FUCKING IN THE ROOM. I MEAN WTF IS THAT???? I'm trying to go back to sleep but with all the moaning and sounds of "OH BABY DO YOU LIKE THAT?" and "OH KEEP IT GOING OHHHAHAHSDHHH!" IS DRIVING ME FUCKING INSANE. Now my roommate and I don't talk much but he's not usually doing stuff like that, or he would at least ask. I think he secretly hates me because I play poker like every fucking day, BUT WTF MAN WANNA GIVE ME A HEADS UP WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO GET IT ON???
So, after waking up at 8:00 A.M. with hardly any sleep, I check my phone and have an unread text from my roommate. "Hey man you think I can get the room tonight? I'm trying to get a girl over." Oh sure you can man, JUST DON'T SEND ME THE FUCKING TEXT AT 1:40 A.M WHEN I'M ALREADY FUCKING ASLEEP! Needless to say, that communications test didn't go so well that morning.
WTF MAN???
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Chewits United Kingdom. Apr 30 2010 17:51. Posts 2539 | | |
You shoulda asked if you could join in tbh |
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Bejamin1 Canada. Apr 30 2010 17:56. Posts 7042 | | |
You sound jealous bro
roflmao
Seriously though have you never had a roommate before? This shit happens just purchase a pair of $2.00 ear plugs and get over it lol. |
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reach over and grab a boob (or ball)
squeeze harder until they promise to gtfo or keep it down |
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StArCuE United States. Apr 30 2010 17:57. Posts 123 | | |
Glad I don't have a roommate lol |
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mikeymoo Canada. Apr 30 2010 17:58. Posts 988 | | |
Could've been worse.
Could've been a dude. |
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Highcard Canada. Apr 30 2010 18:00. Posts 5428 | | |
lol i always thought sharing a room with anyone would suck balls and that definitely is lame unless you are all banging girls |
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this has only happened 50 times to me |
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Stroggos New Zealand. Apr 30 2010 18:15. Posts 1117 | | | |
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DaTruf United States. Apr 30 2010 18:23. Posts 398 | | |
To his defense, sometimes you don't know you're even bringing a girl back until like 1am or something. I'd cut him some slack, they were probably hammered anyways. Sorry to hear about your test not going well though  |
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Spitfiree Bulgaria. Apr 30 2010 18:33. Posts 9634 | | |
wow u got some bigass problems there sir
whine more? |
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standard.
sounds like you should kick it with your suite mates more
booze > hot chocolate |
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Manius . Apr 30 2010 18:50. Posts 36 | | |
| | On April 30 2010 16:56 gawdawaful wrote:
reach over and grab a boob (or ball)
squeeze harder until they promise to gtfo or keep it down |
you just owned! xDDDDDD ROTFL |
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K40Cheddar United States. Apr 30 2010 19:16. Posts 2202 | | | |
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D_smart_S Bulgaria. Apr 30 2010 19:28. Posts 688 | | |
should've made a vid for LP, we love HU. |
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Benzooor United States. Apr 30 2010 19:30. Posts 630 | | |
Wow dude get the fuck over it. If it is going to bother you this much then speak up and tell them to keep it down, don't just be a pussy and whine about it on your poker blog. |
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Fujikura United States. Apr 30 2010 19:44. Posts 1795 | | |
I think your problem is that you are suffering from an acute case of PUSSYITIS. Get a tampon, douche. |
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Fujikura United States. Apr 30 2010 19:49. Posts 1795 | | |
| | On April 30 2010 18:44 Fujikura wrote:
I think your problem is that you are suffering from an acute case of PUSSYITIS. Get a tampon, douche. |
Actually I re-read my post, and I believe you are actually suffering from LACK of PUSSYITIS. |
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meh
I'd probably pop a boner |
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Cray0ns United States. Apr 30 2010 22:50. Posts 993 | | | |
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