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Me vs Teh Gilf... Pt 1?

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Svenman87   United States. Apr 07 2010 04:18. Posts 4636
fucking aye...

Round 1 def goes to the gilf - she's a bartender at a local bar I go to. I got her number about 4 months or so ago, been trying to work my way in once in a while but to no avail, this cunt seems closed up for shop anyone near my age (I told her I was 24)

She's 46 and a fucking gilf, plays in a band + fucking taunts the fuck about not being able to get with her calling me cute etc (I guarantee she loves that fucking shit... Which make me even more pissed, because I know I fell right into her fucking hand yet I can't NOT try to fuck her because she's totally fuckable

Didn't really care until fucking now - haven't been laid in about 2 weeks and this fuck would totally set me up on the right track for summer.

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Svenman87   United States. Apr 07 2010 04:28. Posts 4636

How the fuck do I land this!?!


qwerty67890   New Zealand. Apr 07 2010 04:28. Posts 14026

pics.........................................


qwerty67890   New Zealand. Apr 07 2010 04:30. Posts 14026

i bet she could get that guitar all the way inside her, endways first.


Svenman87   United States. Apr 07 2010 04:35. Posts 4636


  On April 07 2010 03:30 byrnesam wrote:
i bet she could get that guitar all the way inside her, endways first.



Wouldn't doubt it, but she's pretty much one of the only girls I've really tried to get with and been shut down by which is insanely frustrating for me. Not saying I get my girl every time but for fuck sakes, generally I bat pretty well when I want something.


qwerty67890   New Zealand. Apr 07 2010 04:36. Posts 14026

just have a wank and move on.


Svenman87   United States. Apr 07 2010 04:39. Posts 4636

So you just suggest I delete her number and pictures + move on?

ffs that's so hard to do man - but maybe you're right.


qwerty67890   New Zealand. Apr 07 2010 06:04. Posts 14026

post all pics here obv


Endo   United States. Apr 07 2010 13:22. Posts 953

lololol

Why her? When you have your choice of hot 24-year-olds around you?


flounder44   United States. Apr 07 2010 16:16. Posts 916

in the words of gay poker players: i think my head just exploded


 



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