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Svenman87   United States. Apr 07 2010 04:18. Posts 4636 | | |
fucking aye...
Round 1 def goes to the gilf - she's a bartender at a local bar I go to. I got her number about 4 months or so ago, been trying to work my way in once in a while but to no avail, this cunt seems closed up for shop anyone near my age (I told her I was 24)
She's 46 and a fucking gilf, plays in a band + fucking taunts the fuck about not being able to get with her calling me cute etc (I guarantee she loves that fucking shit... Which make me even more pissed, because I know I fell right into her fucking hand yet I can't NOT try to fuck her because she's totally fuckable
Didn't really care until fucking now - haven't been laid in about 2 weeks and this fuck would totally set me up on the right track for summer.
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Svenman87   United States. Apr 07 2010 04:28. Posts 4636 | | |
How the fuck do I land this!?!
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qwerty67890   New Zealand. Apr 07 2010 04:28. Posts 14026 | | |
pics......................................... |
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qwerty67890   New Zealand. Apr 07 2010 04:30. Posts 14026 | | |
i bet she could get that guitar all the way inside her, endways first. |
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Svenman87   United States. Apr 07 2010 04:35. Posts 4636 | | |
| On April 07 2010 03:30 byrnesam wrote:
i bet she could get that guitar all the way inside her, endways first. |
Wouldn't doubt it, but she's pretty much one of the only girls I've really tried to get with and been shut down by which is insanely frustrating for me. Not saying I get my girl every time but for fuck sakes, generally I bat pretty well when I want something. |
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qwerty67890   New Zealand. Apr 07 2010 04:36. Posts 14026 | | |
just have a wank and move on. |
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Svenman87   United States. Apr 07 2010 04:39. Posts 4636 | | |
So you just suggest I delete her number and pictures + move on?
ffs that's so hard to do man - but maybe you're right. |
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qwerty67890   New Zealand. Apr 07 2010 06:04. Posts 14026 | | |
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Endo   United States. Apr 07 2010 13:22. Posts 953 | | |
lololol
Why her? When you have your choice of hot 24-year-olds around you? |
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flounder44   United States. Apr 07 2010 16:16. Posts 916 | | |
in the words of gay poker players: i think my head just exploded |
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