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LemOn[5thF] Czech Republic. Dec 27 2009 18:27. Posts 15163

So I wanted to post all the graphs and stuff and brag about my wins, but when I told my GF she just flipped me off.
And she is right, I always talk about how much I have won today and about the Porshe I will get, and now I made her monthly part-time salary in 2 days, when I am in fact just a 1.5bb/100 long term winner because of my endless spews.

Her words of wisdom: Its just a game, don't think about your roll ('poker money' in her words) as real money, you can't even afford a proper TV and bitch about $100 jacket being too expensive. Stop thinking about the supercar you will maybe get in X years just focus on getting better. The money turns real only if you have it your bank account.

When I told her about my table selection where I play only on tables with 'free money' and the worst players I can find and I spend half of my time swapping/monitoring tables and changing seats she just ask: But how do you learn and improve?

I don't know where the hell she got all this from, I just want to say I love my GF

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93% Sure!

Last edit: 27/12/2009 18:31

RICHI8 United States. Dec 27 2009 18:40. Posts 1341

you're confusing

LemOn[5thF] Czech Republic. Dec 27 2009 18:45. Posts 15163

On December 27 2009 17:40 RICHI8 wrote:
you're confusing

Thanks, I really am hard to read for most low stakes regs.

93% Sure!

CrownRoyal United States. Dec 27 2009 18:58. Posts 11386

i want a girlfriend

WHAT IS THIS

Kapol Poland. Dec 27 2009 19:09. Posts 4696

Post the graphs anyway. I want to see.

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dahornnn United Kingdom. Dec 27 2009 19:10. Posts 693

she some sort of ancient prophet or some shit lmao :D
graphs anyway gogo

LemOn[5thF] Czech Republic. Dec 27 2009 19:20. Posts 15163

Oh all right. One last time.

Weakight first 1400 hands before I adjusted to the bigger bet/money sizes and 2 spews in the middle when I played after long shift at work could make this 'huge' sample even better.

Despite the tiny sample I consider myself a NL100 regular, I play my A game, table select well and its going to be the classic 5bb/100 with my brutal table selecting methods rammed down to 1bb/100 by my spews unless I improve my fitness/sleeping regime.

Still with what I have seen so far I am not afraid of losing the 14BIs (+rb at some more 4bi atm) Ill have to lose before I move down to NL50 (at $3k) any time soon unless I will run even worse than I did this month (some 15 buy ins below EV)

93% Sure!

Last edit: 27/12/2009 19:27

LemOn[5thF] Czech Republic. Dec 27 2009 19:30. Posts 15163

Fuck, guess I did it again... bunch of non-relevant Bragging and conclusions based on pointless short term results

93% Sure!

qwerty67890 New Zealand. Dec 27 2009 19:47. Posts 14026

Would need to see pictures of ur gf before i can decide whether you should tell her "stfu n00b" or "thx for your advice baby"

Jas0n United States. Dec 27 2009 19:48. Posts 1866

On December 27 2009 18:30 LemOn[5thF] wrote:
Fuck, guess I did it again... bunch of non-relevant Bragging and conclusions based on pointless short term results

short term results are usually the results people brag about anyway, nice job with the graph regardless, those are really good short term results :-)

Last edit: 27/12/2009 19:48

Bigbobm United States. Dec 27 2009 19:57. Posts 5512

On December 27 2009 18:47 byrnesam wrote:
Would need to see pictures of ur gf before i can decide whether you should tell her "stfu n00b" or "thx for your advice baby"

how did it take this many posts before someone demanded a pic of the gf

Its time to stop thinking like a bitch and think smart like a poker player - ket

MayZerG United Kingdom. Dec 27 2009 20:10. Posts 2123

ZzzZzzZzz shortterm variance....

Dont expect this for much longer, your in for a big shock

I like to hold all the nuts - CrownRoyal

gororokgororok Netherlands. Dec 27 2009 21:33. Posts 3941

On December 27 2009 18:47 byrnesam wrote:
Would need to see pictures of ur gf before i can decide whether you should tell her "stfu n00b" or "thx for your advice baby"

can i be part of your fangroup?

iverson2k2k Canada. Dec 27 2009 22:59. Posts 475

On December 27 2009 17:58 CrownRoyal wrote:
i want a girlfriend

lmfao

You see...whenever I start feeling sick...I just stop being sick...and be awesome instead...true story...

terrybunny19240 United States. Dec 28 2009 02:26. Posts 13829

wat god damn reading that OP fucked my shit up

ok I got it now

your gf is some kind of genius, careful with a 50k stretch of run good -- glad to see you have solid BR management for that, always improve.

LikeASet United States. Dec 28 2009 04:06. Posts 2113

i won that much at nl 100, then i lost most of it...

fml....