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JoeDeertay United States. Oct 20 2009 04:11. Posts 1730 | | |
Ok, so I'm a little drunk right now so forgive me for any errors in the upcoming post. I went to play 1/2 today at a friend's place and won about $125, and my friend Sam was there and he won $400+, so we decided that when the game broke at 1am to go to a local bar in town. We met up with a few of his cute friends there (although he called dibs on the cutest one early, so fml imo) and started catching up with them quick while the bar was closing in the last half hour we were actually there. While we were chugging pitchers, this one guy kept telling me about how he was 43 and was complaining about his life because he was wasted and was at the bar alone, and kept saying how hot our friends were and that he wanted to get it in with at least one of them. So after last call my friend Sam and I run to a bottle shop like a block away to get there before they close, then we meet up with the chicks we were with outside the bar and chill on a bunch for a while as they smoke a bit and try to sober up. Meanwhile, this old douchebag from the bar walks by and and starts talking shit about how he has a 10 inch dick and he is wondering why the girls are with us instead of him, and all other kinds of bullshit, so I jsut start having fun and going back and forth with him.
Eventually he says that he really only has a 7 inch dick but it's really thick around, so I tell him he has a chode and he thinks I called him a toad, so he gets pissed and throws this bag he is holding at me, and I get up and ask him if he really wants to do it and he says yeah, so I get ready to beat his ass. Then Sam and the girls tell me to just walk away and we start making our way to their apartment, and the guy says something about how I'm obv smart based on my chat and therefore he will leave us alone. So we go to their apartment building and all of the sudden he comes back screaming shit at us about how he doesn't understand why the girls came home with us and how he is going to rape the two of us. I procede to say something like, "so you are going to fuck us right here in the ass, huh? Come on then, I can't wait" as I bend over and keep pointing to my asshole, which gets him really pissed off and he starts coming at me. Then we get face to face and the girls are obv scared shitless at this point and Sam keeps telling all of us to come inside the building and close the door, and as I'm the last one in closing the door I tell him to "have fun on the internet with yourself later faggot" and he procedes to start punching the glass doors to the apartment building with a clenched fist over and over again.
I REALLY wanted to kick his ass with the help of Sam, but apparently Sam is a pussy and was more concerned with fucking this Kaitlyn girl we were hanging with at the time then beating down some 43 year old asshole that clearly was asking for it. I had a 6pack of Dos Equis in my hand at the time, and if I really needed it I was prepared to break one of them over this mother fucker's head and put him in a god damn arm bar to make him beg for mercy later. Would have been sweet. I broke my jaw in 3 places over this kind of bullshit in July, but I was fucking ready to do it again for sure, esp if it ended up in me getting some kind of 8+ pussy tonight (although it didn't happen because there was no fight and I didn't really like the other girl we were with, so eh).
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4kinggenius United Kingdom. Oct 20 2009 04:31. Posts 317 | | |
You were really going to break the beer over this guy? Dude, where are your priorities..........
Protection Priorities:
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JoeDeertay United States. Oct 20 2009 04:32. Posts 1730 | | |
Hey...he started it! And the beer was only $9.50, so i was freerolling life at this point imo. |
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barbieman Sweden. Oct 20 2009 04:48. Posts 2132 | | |
his life obviously sucks... why piss on a man lying down |
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dafcnz Canada. Oct 20 2009 07:46. Posts 303 | | |
| | On October 20 2009 03:48 barbieman wrote:
his life obviously sucks... why piss on a man lying down |
Cause he's being a fucking tool and asking for it?
Seen this alot before, either ignore or fuck em up, these guys will do it again to someone else tomorrow anyways. |
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patmcgroin Afghanistan. Oct 20 2009 14:47. Posts 830 | | |
yeh cos the way to get pussy is to show you're a man by beating up a fat 43 year old dude |
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JoeDeertay United States. Oct 20 2009 15:03. Posts 1730 | | |
| | On October 20 2009 13:47 patmcgroin wrote:
yeh cos the way to get pussy is to show you're a man by beating up a fat 43 year old dude |
yeh cos not at least attempting to do anything about it when he is scaring the shit out of her as well is a great way to do get pussy too imo
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milkman United States. Oct 20 2009 16:42. Posts 5719 | | |
girls around here ( i know this is different in alot of different places, but i live in oregon ) dont like it when guys get in fights.. the majority of them will just get mad at you and treat you like your the asshole.. but the second he said anything about raping the girls id have turned around and beat him up if it was a ez 1 man job.. but if i woulda needed my friend i might not have.. i just wouldnt wanna risk anything really. Anybody that plans on raping someine/has already raped someone (if this was on this guys mind he prolly raped his daughter or something ) / or threatens someone with rape.. deserves to die or be beaten up, in my book. |
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JoeDeertay United States. Oct 20 2009 18:16. Posts 1730 | | |
I didn't think I would definitely need help (yeah he was a little bit bigger than me but he was ridiculously drunk and everything while I was still pretty sober), I just meant that if for some reason I went down then there were 2 other guys there to fuck him up. Basically, I meant to say that if a fight started there was no way he was walking away from it in one piece. |
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JoeDeertay United States. Oct 20 2009 18:18. Posts 1730 | | |
And also, getting pussy was not my motivation for wanting to fight him, he just really pissed me off. I meant it like it would have possibly been a nice bonus if it happened =P |
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