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Svenman87 United States. Jun 30 2009 04:00. Posts 4636

It's gonna be fucking siccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Friday
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We have a 10 team beer pong tournament this Friday. We have 10 guys and 10 very hot girls.
We're going to have a draft for who's on who's team.
10 guys names in a hat, 10 girls names in another hat. Guy-Girl teams.... [I want teh model so baaaddddddddd]
We also have 5 pong tables too, so games will always be rolling.
We modified the rules.

If you call a snipe and make it, the opposing team needs to roll 2 dice. We have various random shit that you have to do such as:

1 - Close one eye for the rest of the game
2 - Remove an article of clothing
3 - Give a lapdance to the opposing team
4 - add a beer
5 - upgrade 4 cups from beer to a mixed drink
6 - stand on one leg while shooting for the rest of the game
7 - whoever called the snipe is on fire for the rest of the game
8 - drink a cup
9 - use the weak hand the remainder of the game
10 - switch cups with opposing team [if opposing team accepts]
11 - take a shot

we also have 'outs' or 'chickens' but they are even bigger punishments such as;

'make out with your teammate'
'play the rest of your game in your underwear'
'double or nothing - flip a coin... if you call it correctly nothing happens, if you're wrong, pick two other major punishments'
'human doll - which is basically one person puts there hands behind their back and the other one snakes his/her arms through that and will shoot like that for the rest of the game'
'cells away - basically the other sex from the other team gets to take your cellphone and text almost anyone on your phone (no family or work numbers) anything they want. If they respond, only that person can text them back for the remainder of the game - as soon as the game is up, you can get your phone back and try to convince them it wasn't you'

We're playing a 1 Group Round Robin first
then based off that a bracket will be formed.

We're also having awards... 'MVP' 'Most Provocative distraction' 'Most Unsportsmanlike'
We figured we'll just get a random action figure guy for the MVP, spray paint him gold, glue him to a piece of wood and glue a pong ball to his hand, the provocative distraction will just be a barbie doll touching herself, obv spray painted gold... and Most Unsportsmanlike will get a douche. . . Yeah, just a douche. :D

After that, I expect people to continue to drink... I hope to have drunken sex with hopefully one of the more attractive girls there [plz gawd? Bragging rights among my friends would be pretty epic] even if it's one of the uglier girls in comparison, they'd still be extremely fuckable. xD

SATURDAY
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Wake up around 9:30-10:00
Eat
Chug a shit load of water
Make clear mix [everclear + koolaid], cran-vodka mix, and sangria.
Pack mixes, bottles, pop, water, and cases of beer in 2 giant fucking coolers.
Take two trips out on a boat to big island [see a few blogs down for more info]
Play beer pong on our floatable beer pong table
Get stupidly drunk
See countless amounts of exposed boobs
Hopefully grab a few
Make out and possibly hook up with a girl on the island itself
Try not to black out
Remember to take pictures
Boat back and try to hook up with the same girls + new girls who are coming out only for the 4th.

Seriously...

Awesome.............

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Last edit: 30/06/2009 04:27

Svenman87 United States. Jun 30 2009 04:03. Posts 4636

If I remember to take regular intervals of pictures on my phone I will.
I also assume a few of the girls will be constantly taking pictures, so once they load them on facebook I'll give a trip report with pictures.

Svenman87 United States. Jun 30 2009 04:10. Posts 4636

Sidenote - VNV Nation is coming to MN Soon, can't wait
- A girl whom I pulled a number from at a girl's 21st invites me out to an underground techno club, tells me it's going to be just me and her, then brings two of guy friends? that's fucking bullshit..
- I really wanted to touch her boobs too I kinda already invited her out for drinks, hoping that I still might have a chance at boobage, one timeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
- I went wakeboarding today, and fucking sucked it up, first time and I got up for a few seconds then face planted. Then I just continued to eat water my next 4 attempts after that. Fucking retarded.

Last edit: 30/06/2009 04:13

4TM United States. Jun 30 2009 04:16. Posts 712

Wow man, that beer pong tournament sounds like literally the coolest thing ever.

patmcgroin Afghanistan. Jun 30 2009 04:24. Posts 830

i wanna play...

patmcgroin Afghanistan. Jun 30 2009 04:25. Posts 830

with myself

Chewits United Kingdom. Jun 30 2009 04:40. Posts 2539

looking forward to a full pics report.

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