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Lol so ya I'm drunk, sup ho's.
Anyway, I have a livejournal that I post shit to but I don't want my ex-gf to see this shit ok.
So ya, anyway again, my friends dragged me to this gay club (this is standard) and we were chillin. Then ended up leaving and this lesbian (??), by the end of the night, was all massaging me and shit. Except she was not acting like a total lesbian she was massaging my chest and shit from behind (she sure was lesbian otherwise though, very boy-ish etc u know). Anyway that was cool she was massaging me it felt good ok. FUCK what an awesome lesbian from new york she was. Massaging me and shit and I didn't even ask her to. WHAT A NICE LADY.
Fuck. I'm so tired of being alone, its been 10months since I had any real action from a lady, I dunno. Sure, I dance with a lot of hot straight chicks (ya fuck u other nerds, I dance and the ladies come to ME!), but I usually just don't give a shit and I walk away afterward. But fuck. Next time I go out I am going to go with the objective of picking up a cutie instead of just having fun and dancing (<3 dancing <33333333). I am getting that lonely feeling, you know?
Pokerwise, things have started looking up. I'm raping the fuck out of nl10 (omg so hard, I know), but really.. I finally had a good run at nl25, +$80 or so in 1 hour. So I hope to be able to stay at nl25 and rape it like I ought to be. Fuck yeah fuckjaslkdjlkajsd YEAH FUCK YA! Gonna make some cash and be able to confidently present myself to sexy ladies $$$$$$$$$$ is what matters u know? Even if I'm cute as a button <3
Also there's some interesting shit going on with my sexuality I guess. I dunno. I'm not gay, I don't like dudes, but OMG the drag show there was this ridiculously hot transexual. OMG. FUcK U in advance. FUCK she was hott. Maybe its just the drunk goggles but holy shit that was one hot man girl. I talked to that chick(dude) afterwards for like 30 minutes but she has a man. FUCK I love how I am never going to live this down for posting this here but holy shit. FUCK U THREE TIMES.
To show u fuckers how much I don't like dudes (usually ? shemales are dudes or what yo?), I used to dance at a gay-club (for money, yes, like a pro bitches $$$$), but I never once had an encounter with a dude. I have a ton of gay friends. I'm simply not into dudes. BUT FUCK U this was a hot ass omg looked like such a hott chick. But I might instantly not be attracted anymore once she whipped out her pecker. Who knows?
Man I wish I used different screen names across the internet, but whatever, life is life you know?
I am soooo drunk and usually I'd type all this shit then erase it but FUCK THAT WHATS UP LIQUIDPOKER YA! TIME TO TAKE ANOTHEr SHOT LOL (I won't let myself log onto pokerstars though, fuck u)
Anyway I am going to be awesome at poker asap, and thank you fucks for helping me out in each of my blogs and each of my forum posts. Seriously, I appreciate everyone at LP very much <3 and I give you free hugs if you come to orlando (I'm really good at partying too, if u guys want to chill)
ps fuck you fuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will probably delete this shit in 5 minutes whne I'm slightly more sober!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT NOT LOL CUZ IM GONNA DRINK SOE MORE LOL!!!
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fenner Australia. Nov 22 2008 03:01. Posts 2188 | | |
lol ur drunk on the internets and u want to fuck a man lol |
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5 stars blog post
havent you seen clerks lol, randal brings back a video and hes like "chicks with dicks dante, i rented it for us" |
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DUDE
KELLY AND THE DONKEY YO
sHTI MIGHT BE HOT ONCE U THINK ABOUT IT
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jase Australia. Nov 22 2008 03:20. Posts 1604 | | |
| | On November 22 2008 01:52 Night2o1 wrote:
Also there's some interesting shit going on with my sexuality I guess. I dunno. I'm not gay, I don't like dudes, but OMG the drag show there was this ridiculously hot transexual. OMG. FUcK U in advance. FUCK she was hott. Maybe its just the drunk goggles but holy shit that was one hot man girl. I talked to that chick(dude) afterwards for like 30 minutes but she has a man. FUCK I love how I am never going to live this down for posting this here but holy shit. FUCK U THREE TIMES.
To show u fuckers how much I don't like dudes (usually ? shemales are dudes or what yo?), I used to dance at a gay-club (for money, yes, like a pro bitches $$$$), but I never once had an encounter with a dude. I have a ton of gay friends. I'm simply not into dudes. BUT FUCK U this was a hot ass omg looked like such a hott chick. But I might instantly not be attracted anymore once she whipped out her pecker. Who knows? |
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Sheitan Canada. Nov 22 2008 03:25. Posts 4217 | | |
well, if you dont go down on her you are only half gay i guess ... |
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fuck uLOL
I got me some nachos bitch I know you're jealous
ATLEAST I HAVE THE PECKER DISCLAIMER! |
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mikeymoo Canada. Nov 22 2008 04:02. Posts 988 | | |
| | On November 22 2008 02:20 jase wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 22 2008 01:52 Night2o1 wrote:
Also there's some interesting shit going on with my sexuality I guess. I dunno. I'm not gay, I don't like dudes, but OMG the drag show there was this ridiculously hot transexual. OMG. FUcK U in advance. FUCK she was hott. Maybe its just the drunk goggles but holy shit that was one hot man girl. I talked to that chick(dude) afterwards for like 30 minutes but she has a man. FUCK I love how I am never going to live this down for posting this here but holy shit. FUCK U THREE TIMES.
To show u fuckers how much I don't like dudes (usually ? shemales are dudes or what yo?), I used to dance at a gay-club (for money, yes, like a pro bitches $$$$), but I never once had an encounter with a dude. I have a ton of gay friends. I'm simply not into dudes. BUT FUCK U this was a hot ass omg looked like such a hott chick. But I might instantly not be attracted anymore once she whipped out her pecker. Who knows? |
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acdawg712 United States. Nov 22 2008 04:06. Posts 2639 | | | |
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lazymej Canada. Nov 22 2008 04:08. Posts 2897 | | |
Fucking lol drunk blog
*Fixed your title |
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edzwoo United States. Nov 22 2008 04:12. Posts 5911 | | |
| | On November 22 2008 01:52 Night2o1 wrote:
Lol so ya I'm drunk, sup ho's.
Anyway, I have a livejournal that I post shit to but I don't want my ex-gf to see this shit ok.
So ya, anyway again, my friends dragged me to this gay club (this is standard) and we were chillin. Then ended up leaving and this lesbian (??), by the end of the night, was all massaging me and shit. Except she was not acting like a total lesbian she was massaging my chest and shit from behind (she sure was lesbian otherwise though, very boy-ish etc u know). Anyway that was cool she was massaging me it felt good ok. FUCK what an awesome lesbian from new york she was. Massaging me and shit and I didn't even ask her to. WHAT A NICE LADY.
Fuck. I'm so tired of being alone, its been 10months since I had any real action from a lady, I dunno. Sure, I dance with a lot of hot straight chicks (ya fuck u other nerds, I dance and the ladies come to ME!), but I usually just don't give a shit and I walk away afterward. But fuck. Next time I go out I am going to go with the objective of picking up a cutie instead of just having fun and dancing (<3 dancing <33333333). I am getting that lonely feeling, you know?
Pokerwise, things have started looking up. I'm raping the fuck out of nl10 (omg so hard, I know), but really.. I finally had a good run at nl25, +$80 or so in 1 hour. So I hope to be able to stay at nl25 and rape it like I ought to be. Fuck yeah fuckjaslkdjlkajsd YEAH FUCK YA! Gonna make some cash and be able to confidently present myself to sexy ladies $$$$$$$$$$ is what matters u know? Even if I'm cute as a button <3
Also there's some interesting shit going on with my sexuality I guess. I dunno. I'm not gay, I don't like dudes, but OMG the drag show there was this ridiculously hot transexual. OMG. FUcK U in advance. FUCK she was hott. Maybe its just the drunk goggles but holy shit that was one hot man girl. I talked to that chick(dude) afterwards for like 30 minutes but she has a man. FUCK I love how I am never going to live this down for posting this here but holy shit. FUCK U THREE TIMES.
To show u fuckers how much I don't like dudes (usually ? shemales are dudes or what yo?), I used to dance at a gay-club (for money, yes, like a pro bitches $$$$), but I never once had an encounter with a dude. I have a ton of gay friends. I'm simply not into dudes. BUT FUCK U this was a hot ass omg looked like such a hott chick. But I might instantly not be attracted anymore once she whipped out her pecker. Who knows?
Man I wish I used different screen names across the internet, but whatever, life is life you know?
I am soooo drunk and usually I'd type all this shit then erase it but FUCK THAT WHATS UP LIQUIDPOKER YA! TIME TO TAKE ANOTHEr SHOT LOL (I won't let myself log onto pokerstars though, fuck u)
Anyway I am going to be awesome at poker asap, and thank you fucks for helping me out in each of my blogs and each of my forum posts. Seriously, I appreciate everyone at LP very much <3 and I give you free hugs if you come to orlando (I'm really good at partying too, if u guys want to chill)
ps fuck you fuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will probably delete this shit in 5 minutes whne I'm slightly more sober!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT NOT LOL CUZ IM GONNA DRINK SOE MORE LOL!!! |
EPIC BLOG POST LOL, QUOTED THE WHOLE THING |
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FUCK U I GOT A MASSAGE :D
GOING TO BED LOL BYE |
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nutshot United States. Nov 22 2008 04:22. Posts 4539 | | |
+ Show Spoiler +
in case the regular quoted ones get bombed!
| | On November 22 2008 01:52 Night2o1 wrote:
Lol so ya I'm drunk, sup ho's.
Anyway, I have a livejournal that I post shit to but I don't want my ex-gf to see this shit ok.
So ya, anyway again, my friends dragged me to this gay club (this is standard) and we were chillin. Then ended up leaving and this lesbian (??), by the end of the night, was all massaging me and shit. Except she was not acting like a total lesbian she was massaging my chest and shit from behind (she sure was lesbian otherwise though, very boy-ish etc u know). Anyway that was cool she was massaging me it felt good ok. FUCK what an awesome lesbian from new york she was. Massaging me and shit and I didn't even ask her to. WHAT A NICE LADY.
Fuck. I'm so tired of being alone, its been 10months since I had any real action from a lady, I dunno. Sure, I dance with a lot of hot straight chicks (ya fuck u other nerds, I dance and the ladies come to ME!), but I usually just don't give a shit and I walk away afterward. But fuck. Next time I go out I am going to go with the objective of picking up a cutie instead of just having fun and dancing (<3 dancing <33333333). I am getting that lonely feeling, you know?
Pokerwise, things have started looking up. I'm raping the fuck out of nl10 (omg so hard, I know), but really.. I finally had a good run at nl25, +$80 or so in 1 hour. So I hope to be able to stay at nl25 and rape it like I ought to be. Fuck yeah fuckjaslkdjlkajsd YEAH FUCK YA! Gonna make some cash and be able to confidently present myself to sexy ladies $$$$$$$$$$ is what matters u know? Even if I'm cute as a button <3
Also there's some interesting shit going on with my sexuality I guess. I dunno. I'm not gay, I don't like dudes, but OMG the drag show there was this ridiculously hot transexual. OMG. FUcK U in advance. FUCK she was hott. Maybe its just the drunk goggles but holy shit that was one hot man girl. I talked to that chick(dude) afterwards for like 30 minutes but she has a man. FUCK I love how I am never going to live this down for posting this here but holy shit. FUCK U THREE TIMES.
To show u fuckers how much I don't like dudes (usually ? shemales are dudes or what yo?), I used to dance at a gay-club (for money, yes, like a pro bitches $$$$), but I never once had an encounter with a dude. I have a ton of gay friends. I'm simply not into dudes. BUT FUCK U this was a hot ass omg looked like such a hott chick. But I might instantly not be attracted anymore once she whipped out her pecker. Who knows?
Man I wish I used different screen names across the internet, but whatever, life is life you know?
I am soooo drunk and usually I'd type all this shit then erase it but FUCK THAT WHATS UP LIQUIDPOKER YA! TIME TO TAKE ANOTHEr SHOT LOL (I won't let myself log onto pokerstars though, fuck u)
Anyway I am going to be awesome at poker asap, and thank you fucks for helping me out in each of my blogs and each of my forum posts. Seriously, I appreciate everyone at LP very much <3 and I give you free hugs if you come to orlando (I'm really good at partying too, if u guys want to chill)
ps fuck you fuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will probably delete this shit in 5 minutes whne I'm slightly more sober!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT NOT LOL CUZ IM GONNA DRINK SOE MORE LOL!!! |
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Svenman87 United States. Nov 22 2008 04:45. Posts 4636 | | |
/screenshotted just incase you delete |
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lachlan Australia. Nov 22 2008 04:46. Posts 6991 | | |
copied and backed up to three different hard drives just in case you delete |
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Yaffie United Kingdom. Nov 22 2008 05:28. Posts 672 | | |
hahahaha Terran. you won't be allowed to forget this for a while |
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EscapingR Netherlands. Nov 22 2008 06:42. Posts 2353 | | |
lol i rolfed after the first few sentences and couldnt read anymore  |
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Sicks Macks United States. Nov 22 2008 10:20. Posts 3929 | | |
Easiest decision I've ever made
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LOL its the next day. No idea how I'm not hungover or didn't get sick last night, I was pretty blasted.
I'm glad that you all have assured me that this post will never be lost in anything except perhaps a nuclear apocolypse.
... so what's up iran? you finish that nuke yet...? I have ten american dollars for it. |
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But I might instantly not be attracted anymore once she whipped out her pecker. Who knows?
too epic. ur never living this down |
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