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Fox . Aug 26 2008 12:56. Posts 3110

So Keanureaver and I do this thing where we create these fictional hybrid fighters. They are something as simple as..

BJ penn and Tito ortiz (skill + cardio)

or something cute like

Randy Couture Anderson silva (the clinch of ultimate destruction)

or completely off the wall like

Megatron + GSP (Evil wicked lust for destruction + most balanced fighter ever)

So we would go on about who could beat who. Eventually we found a hybrid that was so unbeatable we just don't ever speak of it cuz it just shatters the laws of reason.

Some other favorites of mine

Kaoklai + Jacare
Faber + Lesnar
Miguel Torres + Arlovski
Genki Sudo + an unlimited pair of sunglasses
Crocop + Jon Fitch
Babalu + Chuck Lidell

graaaaaaaar i could go on forever.

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NotSorry United States. Aug 26 2008 13:25. Posts 2603

Fedor + Aleksander = Over all greatest p4p fighter in the world, with Alek's insane hand speed, KTFO power and his hand doesn't break after every punch...

We have now sunk to a depth at which restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men.

Last edit: 26/08/2008 13:26

Python817 Canada. Aug 26 2008 13:31. Posts 2733

fedor + fedor = win?

NotSorry United States. Aug 26 2008 13:33. Posts 2603

On August 26 2008 12:31 Python817 wrote:
fedor + fedor = win?

True, but just to be on the safe side you might want to add someone with skin that doesn't cut wide open every time there is a breeze in the arena.

We have now sunk to a depth at which restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men.

devon06atX Canada. Aug 26 2008 13:43. Posts 5460

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NighTLesS15 United States. Aug 26 2008 14:04. Posts 241

GSP + nothing owns the rest of your fighters eZ

Frinkx: 1k on mario cart? PoorUser: Snap call

PplusAD Germany. Aug 26 2008 14:17. Posts 7180

A.Silva + Jacare = unbeatable at ~ 190
Butterbean + Marcelihno = hilarious -> Size and fat of butterbean but groundskillz of M.Garcia rofl

U see what i did there with A8 ? He 4 bets and there we go insta jam A8 : ---booooom -- . hahahaha ( Krantz)

Last edit: 26/08/2008 14:18

greenbastard Sweden. Aug 26 2008 14:20. Posts 178

Martin Kampmann + Joachim Hansen = Serious Scandinavian Slaughter

Fox . Aug 26 2008 14:33. Posts 3110

woah these are great.

Notsorry fedor + nog works. Nog's skin is like leather.
Devon roflll..
Nightless ..... BOOOOOOOooooo!
PplusAD hahahaah the butterbean one is great. A silva + Jacare is standard though, BORING !!!!!
Greenbastard wins so far though, his hybrid fighter is unique and really dam good. That guys guard + top position would be dominating.

Aoki + Sean sherk oh mannnn.

100Large Canada. Aug 26 2008 16:36. Posts 359

G.S.P + Machida = having to put two men against him to even stand a chance.

i really want the coke and the money but ill settle for your necklace

NotSorry United States. Aug 26 2008 17:01. Posts 2603

On August 26 2008 13:33 Fox wrote:
woah these are great.

Notsorry fedor + nog works. Nog's skin is like leather.
Devon roflll..
Nightless ..... BOOOOOOOooooo!
PplusAD hahahaah the butterbean one is great. A silva + Jacare is standard though, BORING !!!!!
Greenbastard wins so far though, his hybrid fighter is unique and really dam good. That guys guard + top position would be dominating.

Aoki + Sean sherk oh mannnn.

Yea Fedor + Nog would be unstoppable, Fedor with leather skin, and a chin that could stop a mac truck, plus the sickest bjj in mma. (Yes people have better grappling resumes than nog, but none have been able to pull it off anywhere near as good as nog while getting their faces smashed in)

We have now sunk to a depth at which restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men.