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thewh00sel  United States. Jul 05 2008 22:59. Posts 2734 | | |
Well I played the main event today, It was pretty cool. I guess I had Larry Flynt sitting directly to my left. For those who don't know he's the inventor of Hustler magazine and such, has 2-3 body guards and a wheel chair made of gold. He was terrible though and busted out after limping every hand and eventually check/called 2k all in on a flop of A24 rainbow with a T7o.
Anyways, on to my story: My table was nice and juicy, bad players, etc, level one went ok I chipped up to like 23k or so with no showdowns. Level 2 was not going my way though. Every time I reraised a premium someone would wake up with something in the blinds and cold 4-bet and I'd be forced to fold. I managed to chip down to about 16k or so when the following happened. Frequent opener raised the hijack to 600 and I called on the button with 89cc. BB also defends. Flop comes down Tc4cJh, killer flop for my hand. Notes on the BB: terrible all around, will bet-call anything, has no understanding of hand value or ranges, also thinks that the game being slow (due to larry flynt's alzheimer's or w/e making him take like 30sec per hand) is a good thing because it keeps you from losing more chips...Anyways it checks to me on the flop and I bet 1,100 into 1900. The BB thinks a bit and calls, hijack folds. Also should be noted that the BB hesitated before checking the flop so I assumed he had some sort of strong hand that he's deciding to slowplay. The turn is an off suit 8 and the BB checks quickly. I go ahead and check behind, given my assumption that he's strong. The river is the magical Ace of clubs. He leads out 3k at me and I start trying to figure out how to get the most out of him. I decide that he's the type of guy who will have to big of an ego to lay down KQ or any set or top 2 on this board and decide to shove for 13k total. He sits back in his chair and starts mumbling, he says "what could you have kid? ...*tanks for 20-30seconds*..."
"Okay I call, I have the nuts." and he tables KQcc, GG main event. Hate slowrollers.
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mikeymoo Canada. Jul 05 2008 23:04. Posts 988 | | |
What a fucker.
Reminds me of what happened to Raszi. |
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ggplz Sweden. Jul 05 2008 23:19. Posts 16784 | | |
what a classless piece of shit |
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Kapol Poland. Jul 06 2008 00:08. Posts 4696 | | |
I would've said something VERY not gentlemanly to him. |
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Syntax United States. Jul 06 2008 00:13. Posts 4415 | | |
Wow.
Why the fuck did he do that? Were you guys mad at eachother or something?
That's really fucked up. What did you say to him after? |
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jkpickett United States. Jul 06 2008 00:17. Posts 1403 | | |
you are a better man than me! i would have had a hard time not coming across the table and pummeling that piece of shit lowlife. stories like this make me realize i couldn't play live poker. |
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Highcard Canada. Jul 06 2008 00:25. Posts 5428 | | |
I probably would have gone on a tangent telling him how much of a faggot he is and ask him if it takes him 30 seconds to figure out what hand he has then I wonder how long it will take him to stand up for himself and throw down. |
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Bejamin1 Canada. Jul 06 2008 01:20. Posts 7042 | | |
Must have taken some sick control not to let that fish have it, but kudos to you for keeping your cool. You're the reason a fish like that keeps coming back and donating his 10k every year, keep up the good work  . |
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thewh00sel United States. Jul 06 2008 02:07. Posts 2734 | | |
nah I just said, hrm..slowroll? and said gg and left. |
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