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this is a little random but it just made me bleed
this is the dolphin bottle opener that i presumeably picked up from a christmas cracker somewhere and has been cutting the fuck out of my hand ever since. it´s less than 1 mm thin made of razor sharp steel and is fucking impossible AND PAINFUL to use
also it´s designed so you have to use it upsidedown which is 100x harder
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SKoT United States. Dec 21 2007 15:40. Posts 1768 | | |
Step 1) Find Counter top
Step 2) Put Cap of Bottle of edge of counter top
Step 3) Slam Fist into top of counter top
Step 4) Enjoy beer |
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or if u are erik
1) smash top of multiple 1 litre bottles of beer against stone wall in order to open them
2) ??? |
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SKoT United States. Dec 21 2007 15:57. Posts 1768 | | | |
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RS_II United States. Dec 21 2007 15:58. Posts 748 | | |
never heard of it, but after cutting myself once, i'd just not use it anymore, why do you keep insisting on using it? |
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the other opener is in the kitchen, duh |
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milkman United States. Dec 21 2007 16:17. Posts 5719 | | |
great pic, great descriptions, said cracker, awesome story, very original. 5 STARS! |
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nolan Ireland. Dec 21 2007 16:27. Posts 6205 | | |
isbu i'm like legitimately afraid of you |
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21drful United States. Dec 21 2007 16:30. Posts 400 | | | |
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