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The Master Cleanse - Day 9 |
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KingKory United States. Sep 05 2007 15:24. Posts 2083 | | |
Morning weight: 176.5 (that's 7 lbs in 7 days).
Hmm, it looks like I kind of slacked on my updates, eh? Sorry for the lack of pics, I couldn't really think of anything else to take a picture of :/
Okay, so I pussed out, and quit after 7 days (suppose to go 10).
I'll recap the last few days...
Friday (Day 4)
Had to work at the bar. Came home quick after my day job, made a gallon of the drink, went to work. Noticed a lack of energy right away as the nightly rush started. Tipped my barback an extra $50 to stay late and do all the cleaning for me.
Saturday (Day 5)
Took the TANKMAN to a street festival that's going on around here. Sipped lemonade all day long. Very relaxing day.
Sunday (Day 6)
My family had a huge dinner. I sat in the corner like a sad sack, and sipped my lemonade as delicious food/drink was being passed around. Painted a dresser in my room because it "didn't go with the rest of the bedroom furnituer" 
Monday (Day 7)
LABOR DAY! And the last day of the cleanse for me!
Usually one of my favorite holidays of the year, this one was especially sucky. Went to a couple BBQ's, but didn't stay long. BBQ's are much less fun when you're not drinking/eating Watched Superbad - very funny.
Tuesday (Day 8)
I woke up in the morning, and took the most productive crap of the entire cleanse. I mean...it looked like a regular poo for me, it was sort of scary, actually. Where the fuck is all of this shit coming from?? This was almost enough to motivate me to keep going for another 2 days...almost.
Breaking The Cleanse
Now, as you may have guessed, it's not as simple as devouring a double cheeseburger once you've gone 7+ days without solid food.
The first day, it's recommended to drink nothing but fresh orange juice. So, all day and night Tuesday, I was drinking orange juice...yummers. I could actually feel my stomach reacting to the orange juice too.
It's kind of weird...I don't feel like my stomach is weak right now, I mean, I totally think I could take down a whole large pizza by myself. But biology disagrees, I'm afraid
TODAY (Day 9)
The 2nd day after the cleanse is OJ in the morning/afternoon, and plain vegetable broth at night , with fresh raw vegetables if you're feeling up to it.
Well...I sort of cheated, and had some veggie broth today at lunch, and let me tell you...it was probably the best soup I've tasted in a real long time 
Tomorrow (Day 10)
Tomorrow I will have OJ for breakfast, veggie broth for lunch, and light supper consisting of boiled chicken, and greens.
And it's fucking on like Donkey Kong on Friday - I have full plans to get completely fat/drunk Friday night *)
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Conclusion
So, after all is said and done, am I glad I did it? Well, with anything that's mildly annoying/challenging, you're glad you've done it once it's over with. I guess a better question would be whether or not I'd do it again. And I'll be honest with you: I probably won't.
I'm not 100% convinced that the help to my body was worth it. However, the fact that I had consistent movements throughout this entire process (without the use of laxatives) is definitely something proponents of the cleanse can hang their hats on. I just don't feel much different, ya know? I don't know, maybe once I'm off it, I'll change my mind.
Anyhow, that's about it! To anyone thinking of trying this: I would be absolutely sure you want to go through with it before starting. It's no walk in the park, also this is not a diet. You should fully expect to gain back any weight you lose during the cleanse.
- Cory
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ggplz Sweden. Sep 05 2007 15:55. Posts 16784 | | |
so, what colour was the shit? |
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ggplz Sweden. Sep 05 2007 15:55. Posts 16784 | | | |
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SKoT United States. Sep 05 2007 16:31. Posts 1768 | | |
so you use dip but want to "cleanse" your body? alot of those carcinogens will stay in your system for a long time and even more so if you were a regular user of tobacco. all that muscle you lost during the cleanse will be weight regained as fat =/
im just providing my opinion to deter other people from doing this |
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ggplz Sweden. Sep 05 2007 16:38. Posts 16784 | | |
nono, what i wrote was a joke.. i liked what u wrote  v.interesting and i dont think ill be tring it :D |
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| if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN | |
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KingKory United States. Sep 05 2007 16:46. Posts 2083 | | |
^ Yeah, I got it
| | On September 05 2007 15:31 SKoT wrote:
im just providing my opinion to deter other people from doing this |
Fair enough - I'm not pushing anyone to go for it either. |
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