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KingKory   United States. Aug 30 2007 09:50. Posts 2083 | | |
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Master_cleanse
So, I started the cleanse Tuesday morning. My last bite of solid food was Monday night ~8:30 PM.
Why?
My brother has done the cleanse twice so far, and he had nothing but good things to say about it: sinuses clearing up, skin feeling better, smoother BM's, easier breathing, more energy.
I decided to go for it because I have a lot of vices. I eat red meat 5-7 times a week; I consume 10-15 alcoholic drinks a week; at least 1 cup of coffee a day, and smoke on occasion. Also, it's only 7-10 days out of my life, and has no lasting effects. During the cleanse, the only substance I will be ingesting is the lemonade, and saltwater flush (no booze, no food, no caffeine, no smoke).
I've read multiple articles from sceptics, and everything they say makes sense. But, once again, I have first-hand testimony that it has positive effects, and it's only 10 days. I can do without for 10 days (I think).
Although I am not doing this as a diet (I would consider myself somewhat fit), I'm tracking my weight as a point of curiosity. Started Monday night at 183.5 lbs (5'11" ). Weighed myself this morning, and I was 181.6.
What?
So, when I wake up, I drink a salt-water flush consisting of 1 qt. of lukewarm water, and 2 tspns of uniodized salt.
It's really crazy what warm saltwater will do to an empty stomach. Literally 10 minutes after I take the flush, I'm on the toilet. And the only time I have a BM is after I've taken the flush.
I've gone without solid food for 48+ hours now, and my movements are still containing solid material. Kinda makes you think.
On to the Lemonade! This is basically what I live off of while I'm on the cleanse.
The lemonade contains fresh squeeze citrus (lemons and limes), grade B organic maple syrup, and water. The sugars in the syrup have enough calories to keep me going throughout the cleanse. I probably drink ~1.5 gallons of this stuff throughout the day (~1,200 calories).
The theory is that drinking the lemonade through the day moves all the impacted matter/toxins around, and the saltwater flush gets it all out.
Popular forms of the diet call for an herbal laxative tea, but I've decided to forgo the laxative completely. Seemed unnatural to me.
Feel?
The first day was kind of rough. It's just so natural to stop for a coffee, or a bagel, or a sandwich. Or snap open a beer after work. I was hungry/cranky all day long.
What's worse is that I decided to paint my master bedroom this week, so that just added to my frustration.
Today (day 3) has been much better though. I've got a nice routine down, and my hunger pains are all gone. I'm noticing a slight lack of energy (it's super hot here right now), but I'm still able to stay focused at work.
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Anyhow, just thought I'd blog about it. I may post some pictures of me making the lemonade/saltwater/poop if I get motivated.
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qwerty67890   New Zealand. Aug 30 2007 10:02. Posts 14026 | | |
sounds good
i might actually try this - starting monday coz i dont really want to give up my whole weekend 
ive been eating waaaaay too much fast food recently and not enough healthy foods, my body is a trainwreck.
im starting to look less like patrik antonius and more like todd brunson. |
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KingKory   United States. Aug 30 2007 10:06. Posts 2083 | | |
^ Ha.
Actually, I totally forgot that this weekend was Labor Day 
I usually get pretty fat/drunk over Labor Day weekend, dayum... |
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ggplz   Sweden. Aug 30 2007 10:24. Posts 16784 | | |
id like to try that, sounds positive 
keep us updated |
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qwerty67890   New Zealand. Aug 30 2007 10:26. Posts 14026 | | |
where do you get the special mapel syrup from?
can you get it in a supermarket or do i need to go to a health shop? |
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KingKory   United States. Aug 30 2007 10:36. Posts 2083 | | |
| On August 30 2007 09:26 byrnesam wrote:
where do you get the special mapel syrup from?
can you get it in a supermarket or do i need to go to a health shop? |
I ordered mine online - 1 gallon (128 oz.) will be more than enough for 10 days, 1/2 gallon may get you there, but you'd be scrapping the bottom of the jug near the end. I'm currently using ~9-11 oz. of syrup a day.
You live kinda far away though, dunno if they'd ship there. You can also buy Grade B syrup at Whole Foods here; Whole Foods is an organic/hippyish grocery in my area. If you have someplace comparable, they may sell it. |
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SKoT   United States. Aug 30 2007 10:46. Posts 1768 | | |
uhh do you know how much muscle weight you are going to lose because of this? you wont be giving your body enough calories and necessary fats, etc and it will begin to burn the fuck out of your muscles, not body fat. In my opinion, you'd be 100x more healthier if you just stopped drinking so much caffeine, didnt drank more than 2 days a week, take a daily multivitamin, stop smoking all together, and exercise for at least 30 minutes 4 times a week, and lay off the red meat(i only eat chicken and seafood).
in the end, it is to each their own, but I can't see this being beneficial and actually more detrimental to your health overall because when it ends you're going right back to eating shitty |
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KingKory   United States. Aug 30 2007 11:04. Posts 2083 | | |
| On August 30 2007 09:46 SKoT wrote:
in the end, it is to each their own, but I can't see this being beneficial and actually more detrimental to your health overall because when it ends you're going right back to eating shitty |
In the end, it's only 10 days.
More detrimental? If I go right back to eating/drinking shitily, then I'm exactly where I was before, but with - supposedly - less toxins/shit floating around my system.
Regarding a loss in muscle mass: I'm going to assume that shorting myself ~500-700 calories/day for 10 days will not effect my muscle mass in any long-term scope. I'm not going to be running any marathons during this. But you could very well be correct in this category.
Once again, I'm not advocating that anyone go out, and do this. If anyone is thinking about going for this, I suggest reading as much criticism as possible (I posted a link to a rather scathing article in my OP). |
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Critterer   United Kingdom. Aug 30 2007 12:06. Posts 5337 | | |
sounds cool keep the blog updated! |
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twotimesopt   United States. Aug 30 2007 13:41. Posts 2393 | | |
weird - i have a hard time believing that lemonade + maple syrup (wtf?) contains 1200 calories in 1.5 gallons or whatever, but i guess it's possible. are you active at all? if so, i think 1200 calories is not nearly enough, but i don't really know much about that sort of thing
in any case, GL! |
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KingKory   United States. Aug 30 2007 14:27. Posts 2083 | | |
| On August 30 2007 12:41 twotimesopt wrote:
weird - i have a hard time believing that lemonade + maple syrup (wtf?) contains 1200 calories in 1.5 gallons or whatever, but i guess it's possible. are you active at all? if so, i think 1200 calories is not nearly enough, but i don't really know much about that sort of thing
in any case, GL! |
Yeah, I guess it packs quite a punch:
| Serving size: 0.25 cup
Amount Per Serving
Calories 210
Amount Per Serving and/or % Daily Value*
Total Fat 0g (0%)
Sodium 7mg (0%)
Total Carbohydrate 53g (18%)
Sugars 53g
Protein 0g |
I play basketball one night a week, and softball two nights. My basketball night was Monday, and you don't really burn that much energy playing softball, so I should be good there. I also pick up a random shift or two a month bartending (job I've kept since college), and I have to do that tomorrow night - should be interesting, don't think I've ever worked a shift without having a drink or 5. This weekend I'm going to keep it pretty low-key: dog park, watch football, clean house/patio.
I'm also a little wary of trying to survive on so little calories, but so far it's going alright. You're right, it is really weird, and if not for my brother's testimony, I wouldn't be trying it.
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milkman   United States. Aug 30 2007 19:35. Posts 5719 | | |
thats awesome, i might try doing this sometime. |
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Narious   Canada. Aug 30 2007 23:40. Posts 4800 | | |
Wow, Sounds pretty grueling. Not my idea of a good time/way to help my body, but hope it works for you.
As far as the calories go I don't know how you can manage on that even for a short time. I jogged 15KM today and probably burned close to that right there. If your not way overweight I do think you'll probably lose a lot of muscle mass and while it might not have any real long term negative effects it'll be a drag trying to bulk up/get fit again. |
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