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lolgiraffe United States. Jul 22 2007 11:04. Posts 305

FIRST OFF THIS IS THE BEST HAND IN THE HISTORY OF PLO CAUSE MAYZERG TOOK A HUGE BEAT AND I LOL'D REALLY HARD HAHAHA

Submitted by : lolgiraffe

Full Tilt Poker Game #3024450693: Table Belrose (6 max) - $0.05/$0.10 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 12:42:23 ET - 2007/07/22
Seat 1: Str8 2 The B4Nk ($11.05)
Seat 2: RakesourceDotCo ($10.15)
Seat 3: MayZerG ($12.80)
Seat 4: aus_kev ($9.05)
Seat 5: Nickeleye9 ($39.45)
Seat 6: joshuaashtondzl ($12.50)
aus_kev posts the small blind of $0.05
Nickeleye9 posts the big blind of $0.10
The button is in seat #3

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to joshuaashtondzl
joshuaashtondzl folds
Str8 2 The B4Nk raises to $0.35
RakesourceDotCo has 15 seconds left to act
RakesourceDotCo calls $0.35
MayZerG calls $0.35
aus_kev calls $0.30
Nickeleye9 calls $0.25

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $1.75)


aus_kev checks
Nickeleye9 checks
Str8 2 The B4Nk has 15 seconds left to act
Str8 2 The B4Nk bets $0.85
RakesourceDotCo calls $0.85
MayZerG raises to $5.15
aus_kev raises to $8.70, and is all in
Nickeleye9 folds
Str8 2 The B4Nk has 15 seconds left to act
Str8 2 The B4Nk has requested TIME
Str8 2 The B4Nk: can't fold this hand
Str8 2 The B4Nk raises to $9.45
RakesourceDotCo has 15 seconds left to act
RakesourceDotCo calls $8.60
joshuaashtondzl : someone plz have TTJsQs
MayZerG has 15 seconds left to act
Nickeleye9: I'm thinking As10`10
joshuaashtondzl : nick expert analysis on the way this hand is playing out please
MayZerG raises to $12.45, and is all in
Str8 2 The B4Nk calls $1.25, and is all in
RakesourceDotCo calls $0.35, and is all in
MayZerG shows
aus_kev shows
Str8 2 The B4Nk shows
RakesourceDotCo shows
Uncalled bet of $1.75 returned to MayZerG

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $41.65)



River (Pot : $41.65)


MayZerG shows a full house, Nines full of Kings
Str8 2 The B4Nk shows three of a kind, Kings
MayZerG wins side pot #2 ($1.80) with a full house, Nines full of Kings
RakesourceDotCo shows a pair of Kings
MayZerG wins side pot #1 ($3.30) with a full house, Nines full of Kings
aus_kev shows a full house, Kings full of Tens
aus_kev wins the main pot ($34.55) with a full house, Kings full of Tens
Str8 2 The B4Nk is sitting out
RakesourceDotCo is sitting out

Summary
Total pot $41.65 Main pot $36.55. Side pot 1 $3.30. Side pot 2 $1.80. | Rake $2
Board:
Seat 1: Str8 2 The B4Nk showed and lost with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 2: RakesourceDotCo showed and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 3: MayZerG (button) showed and won ($5.10) with a full house, Nines full of Kings
Seat 4: aus_kev (small blind) showed and won ($34.55) with a full house, Kings full of Tens
Seat 5: Nickeleye9 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: joshuaashtondzl didn't bet (folded)

YEAH BITCH

ANYWAYS I AM FINALLY UNBANNED IT WAS A BIG DEAL WHEN IT HAPPENED THOUGH IT HAPPENED LIKE A LONG TIME AGO

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MMM THATS IT FOR NOW ALL I REALLY WANTED TO POST ABOUT WAS MAYZERGS BEAT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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7 votes

LOL

MayZerG United Kingdom. Jul 22 2007 11:07. Posts 2123

LOL bastard!!

I like to hold all the nuts - CrownRoyal

sanderjansen Netherlands. Jul 22 2007 11:10. Posts 55

yo <3

ggplz Sweden. Jul 22 2007 12:03. Posts 16784

haha

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN

ChoboPokeR_r Germany. Jul 22 2007 12:36. Posts 4598

--- Nuked ---

Have you ever wondered which hurts the most: saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing, and wishing you had?

probe United States. Jul 22 2007 12:37. Posts 518

awesome!

probe United States. Jul 22 2007 12:37. Posts 518

five stars ez

twotimesopt United States. Jul 22 2007 12:56. Posts 2393

yay, lolgiraffe is back!

quit tryin to be a repo man - definitely -EV and negative expectancy - AvidGambler

blunt_smokr United States. Jul 22 2007 13:24. Posts 1314

LOL GIRAFFE!

Moloch United States. Jul 22 2007 13:48. Posts 6144

sick life

p.s. how is that a sick beat? doesn't everyone have like infinity percent to suck out?

pokerintheface

lolgiraffe United States. Jul 22 2007 14:00. Posts 305

well his equity to win the pot was only like 40%
but the kiddo who won was .05% LOL

LOL

lucifer Sweden. Jul 22 2007 14:00. Posts 5955

WE LUV U GIRAFFE

On February 19 2009 22:21 Confedrate wrote: i dont get it

lolgiraffe United States. Jul 22 2007 14:29. Posts 305

AND I LUV U !!!!!!!!

LOL

Tien Canada. Jul 22 2007 15:32. Posts 1605

GIRAFFE IS BACK!!!!!!!!!

Only one life to live

Sheitan Canada. Jul 22 2007 16:14. Posts 4217

LOLGIRAFFE FOR PREZ.

Odds are exactly 50%, either happens or it doesnt

Bejamin1 Canada. Jul 22 2007 16:20. Posts 7042

I vomit at the site of capital letters.

Sorry dude he Jason Bourned me. -Johnny Drama

lolgiraffe United States. Jul 22 2007 16:21. Posts 305

well think of it this way, i saved you money cause now lunch is dinner too!

LOL

tae-g United States. Jul 22 2007 17:20. Posts 1782

lol i love you

Diagonals: oh hai guise wats goin on at this table

Silver_nz New Zealand. Jul 22 2007 18:17. Posts 5647

loooooooooooool welcome back