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doctorstu   Australia. Jul 03 2017 12:29. Posts 362
Walked in the door after 13 hours covering the general medical wards and say hi to my gf Sonya.

Sonya: "How was cover?"
Me: "Quiet, I only saw 1 patient in 13 hours and they died"

Sonya: "Fuck"

Me: "Yeah, they have end-stage interstitial pulmonary fibrosis. I got called to set up the clonazepam infusion because he was end-of-life care and he was pretty agitated. Spent 40 minutes on the phone to palliative setting up the pump. Last 30 seconds of the phone call and the nurse tapped my shoulder to tell me not to worry, he'd stop breathing".

Sonya: "Whoah, fuck"

Me: "Yeah it was pretty full on"

Sonya: "Do you know what this means?"

Me: "? what"

Sonya: "PERFECT K/D ratio!"

Sometimes terrible humor is the only thing that can cheer you up after an awful on-call. Thankfully she's the master of dark humor.

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dnagardi   Hungary. Jul 04 2017 17:25. Posts 1537

good read

PuertoRican   United States. Jul 04 2017 21:08. Posts 11111

I had to Google K/D ratio.

If you're into RTS games like Starcraft, you probably won't be familiar with K/D.

Rekrul is a newb 

Otto Marwin   Iceland. Jul 10 2017 23:52. Posts 65

hahaha, I feel kinda bad for laughing....

Luck just can´t explain it 

k4ir0s   Canada. Jul 14 2017 17:01. Posts 3353

aha nice gf

I dont know what a dt drop is. Is it a wrestling move? -Oly 


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