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TalentedTom    Canada. Apr 01 2013 20:31. Posts 20070
So I havn't filed my taxes in about three years, decided to do them all couple of weeks ago. I get a letter in the mail today saying I owe the government 452k in overdue taxes... the fuck. Anyone know what I can do? I'm very nervous.

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GoTuNk   Chile. Apr 01 2013 20:37. Posts 2860

move to south america or eastern europe


bigredhoss   Cook Islands. Apr 01 2013 20:39. Posts 8648

move to country that doesn't recognize april fool's day, someone might think this serious problem is a joke !

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Jamie217   Canada. Apr 01 2013 20:51. Posts 4351

what this man said^^^


NewbSaibot   United States. Apr 01 2013 20:55. Posts 4943

Tell them you have to go to the bathroom, then climb out the window and run away

bye now 

royalsu   Canada. Apr 01 2013 21:05. Posts 3233

Nice brag post


Stroggoz   New Zealand. Apr 01 2013 21:11. Posts 5299

become a ninja. ninjas don't have to pay taxes because they are invisible.

One of 3 non decent human beings on a site of 5 people with between 2-3 decent human beings 

Fujikura   United States. Apr 01 2013 22:04. Posts 1795

Wow, I really thought it was an April Fool's post :/ If it's for real, that is insane :o

aka SouL)Z(Isadie and SouL)P(Fujikura 

AndrewSong    United States. Apr 02 2013 00:12. Posts 2355

TalentedTom location Canada. Nice try lol


Highcard   Canada. Apr 02 2013 01:27. Posts 5428

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benford's_law

rookie mistake

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Highcard   Canada. Apr 02 2013 01:29. Posts 5428

should not have used a 5 in your tax or 4, 5 in sequence

I have learned from poker that being at the table is not a grind, the grind is living and poker is how I pass the time 

bonzocuellar   Mexico. Apr 02 2013 02:28. Posts 203


  On April 02 2013 00:27 Highcard wrote:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benford's_law

rookie mistake



lol sick way to look for frauds

http://bonzocuellar.blogspot.com 

TTomass   United States. Apr 02 2013 16:18. Posts 84

Tom get almost-mechanical ram fucked in the ass so hard, cum everywhere inside him, but the cock doesn't remove itself, it love's tom's ass, its permanently hard and stays there. Tom's ass no longer wraps around the cock but a gap is created. And tom is now carried by this cock. Soon he starts hearing voices coming from the cock in his ass. They tell him what to do and he listens. They tell him to play more poker to pay for the cock in his ass.


552Louis255   Canada. Apr 02 2013 18:43. Posts 38

Actually in Canada if you play poker as a pro you have to fill taxes yes...


bigredhoss   Cook Islands. Apr 02 2013 18:46. Posts 8648


  On April 02 2013 15:18 TTomass wrote:
Tom get almost-mechanical ram fucked in the ass so hard, cum everywhere inside him, but the cock doesn't remove itself, it love's tom's ass, its permanently hard and stays there. Tom's ass no longer wraps around the cock but a gap is created. And tom is now carried by this cock. Soon he starts hearing voices coming from the cock in his ass. They tell him what to do and he listens. They tell him to play more poker to pay for the cock in his ass.



i'm just going to assume this is nazgul's gimmick account.

Truck-Crash Life 

TTomass   United States. Apr 02 2013 19:35. Posts 84


  On April 02 2013 17:46 bigredhoss wrote:
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i'm just going to assume this is nazgul's gimmick account.


no, I am Woodbrave. A few years ago me and Talentedtom played .25 .5 together as regulars. He went on to become a high stakes pro, me besides tlb leader in 2010 relative mtt pro obscurity. I can't think of anything that turns me on more than TalentedTom getting fucked. When I read the government was fucking him, my dick got hard and this account was created. To confess my undying love for Ttom's ass.


bigredhoss   Cook Islands. Apr 02 2013 19:50. Posts 8648

oh ok

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devon06atX   Canada. Apr 03 2013 02:10. Posts 5458


  On April 02 2013 18:50 bigredhoss wrote:
oh ok

ahahahahahah


Xervean   United States. Apr 03 2013 12:02. Posts 682

I had this happen last year due to trading stocks, but obviously on a much smaller scale. I took everything including the letter to an accountant and he was able to get it straightened out and the government actually ended up owing me a small amount.

 Last edit: 03/04/2013 12:02

NewbSaibot   United States. Apr 04 2013 20:54. Posts 4943


  On April 03 2013 11:02 Xervean wrote:
I had this happen last year due to trading stocks, but obviously on a much smaller scale. I took everything including the letter to an accountant and he was able to get it straightened out and the government actually ended up owing me a small amount.

you mean the mechanical cock in the ass or the taxes?

bye now 

 



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