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Ok, so this is a little auto biography of my life up to now. I'm 22 years old and first learned the game from a friend. I laid down a flush and didn't know i had a flush and that cost me $5. I don't remember if he actually took it since he just taught me how to play that hand. Anyways, since then i gradually played more and more. The asians in my school really liked hold'em too and so we started playing regularly that summer at a friends club house. That's probably what did it for me. We had regular games of .25/.50 where we'd get up to a couple hundred in the pot. Some kids went a little crazy and since my town is fairly rich, some kids had literally hundreds of dollars to throw away in a .25/.50 game. Needless to say it was a great game and we all learned from each other that summer. We'd play up to 2x a day, get some Wendy's and discuss hands and then play again at night.
After that summer I went up to AC at the end of September. I remember i made the drive by myself with 100 bucks because i just wanted to play some cards and there was no where else i could play. So i drove down to the Taj which i got stuck in my head as the place where the action is at (Rounders). I remember my first hand being KJ and hitting the flop. I was stunned by the amount of tables and ppl playing. The game had $5 red chips and it was so new to me, even going up to the cashier and buying in and the lady asking how i wanted my chips. I had no idea what to respond with and just said i'm playing 1/2. I didn't have a fake ID at that point so i had an excuse made up that I had forgotten my ID in my car. Luckily i was in the game with no problem.
I played for what seemed like a couple hours, finally losing my hundo and i remember feeling a huge rush of emotions. For one, i wanted to take out another hundred cause i knew i could beat these shmo's. The 2nd thing was that this was the most i had ever lost at one time. The drive back home was long but would be followed by many more to come.
The next year i played a little bit during my senior year, couple times a month and made a few trips to Turning Stone and experienced playing 1/2 legally. They had $100 max tables so that seemed to fit my small stakes needs. The players weren't that good i remember and i knew i could definitely learn with this game. Throughout the year I also made a couple more AC trips with a friend and by the end of my senior year i knew that poker was the oxygen for my bloodstream.
I think that summer I played a lot in the city at a place called Straddle on 3rd ave(midtown). I played 1/2 and made a poker friend who played 2/5 and really knew what he was doing. He used to play 80/160 at Borgata and was a big gambler, which resulted in big swings and eventually going broke. I knew i didn't have any vices such as gambling on sports or table games so as long as i sticked to poker i thought i had a good chance. After that summer i had learned even more and was more determined to keep growing as a poker player. I had gone broke plenty but always found a way to rebuild and take shots and keep myself in action.
I was balancing going to classes at Rutgers (nwk) and playing poker when i could. I had still been categorized as Undecided in school and realized that this just wasn't for me. I had taken physics, calculus, and business classes all of which i passed but had no interest in. Then after my last semester i registered for some new psychology classes. I was kind of interested in this but at the same time my obsession with poker overrode my academics and i thought it was time to really put in some hours and see where this would go.
Everyone hated this decision but for me it was my only real option. Get out of class while i'm still not pot committed.
So i promised my mom i would work and save up money but quickly i began taking shots and playing in AC. I ended up going broke and found a job working at an architectural firm doing some office help and deliveries. The job wasn't bad and after 2 weeks i had about $400 and went to Turning Stone. I stayed with a friend who lives upstate and for 3 weeks i'd make drives to the casino. I didn't end up coming back to that job and instead kept playing in the city. I was doing well at first. I remember taking a shot at this club called Genoa, it was 5-5 and was the biggest game i've played in. They had 1500-300 buy in and 2k after midnight. There was probably around 20k on the table. I played that game for 3 days and had 3 winning sessions each of about $1k. I ended up paying back some debt that i owed to friends, my credit card bills and some money for rent to my mom since her rule was that i couldn't live for free and still had a 2kish bankroll.
This went on til the Fall of '08. I had been playing in new york and AC about 3-7 days a week, and had been winning enough to cover my monthly expenses (credit card + rent). I was successful in paying that but then i hit a downswing at the end of September that went on until January '09. For 2 months straight i couldn't win. Finally in December i began to break even and in Jan. had a couple winning sessions but ended up going broke and staying there. The downswing was a very harsh hit from reality and I went into debt with my friends, couldn't pay rent to my mom, and began making minimum payments on my credit card.
Then in February I got a job for 2 weeks working at CVS. The manager was a nazi and I couldn't handle it there. I remember going to AC with my paycheck and being determined to go on a run. I think i began doing okay but once again I was down to the felt. I played the 100+20 7pm at Borgata with my last $120 and finished +$1150, we chopped $8k 7ways.
With that money i paid back some expenses and debt but still had so much more to pay. I was down to $400 and tried again 2 weeks later in the same tournament. Finished $1080 after we chopped again 7 ways.
I also had a decent run from cash games (1-2 and 2-5 mostly) but eventually lost everything which was like $1300 2 Friday's ago. I took that hit really bad and realized I can't continue putting cash on the line that could be used to pay back the people who put me in their in the first place.
So right now i'm taking some time off of playing and working at Pizzeta doing deliveries for lunch and dinner. The hours aren't consistant and its not great money at all for now. Maybe i'll get better hours soon or can move up to a waiter but overall the job isn't bad. I'd much rather work at this job even if it may pay slightly less than a job which makes me miserable.
I'm still confident in my abilities and know that soon i'll be back at the tables. The competition is really not that tough now-a-days and i find live to be much easier than online- Dollar to Stakes wise. (5/10 live much easier than 5/10 online). I still have huge ambitions to learn more about this game and get better as a player. The only reason why people don't make it is because they're not good at losing, by that i mean they're not in control of their emotions. If you can't handle losing then you don't deserve to have it good when you're winning. That's just my basic philosophy.
So it's monday again, back at the office for a new week of challenges. Have two really fun tasks to take care of right away. But felt like I had to write a blogpost first and take a cup of coffee.
So this weekend with Dusty,R87,Rednalluk among others were as always great. On the friday we just hang out at Red's place and drank a shitload of wine and beer, thereafter we moved to Dusty's place for some poker. Think all of us managed to win some, because there where two others who lost 500 respective 1300BB.
The Saturday me R87 and Jocke went to a Law-student party, was really nice. Got insanly drunk because R87 don't drink and I had to drink for him to since there were a lot of free beer and liquor added to the dinner we attended. Had a really great time.
On the Sunday me and R87 just played some poker online, have found a pretty solid play again and my confidence is becoming stronger. I'm once again showing plusstats for the month, about 2bi and I think the rakeback is at 8-10bi at the moment.
Now it's time to go back to work, have a lunchmeeting at Mcdonalds with my secretary in 2hrd. She's cool since she's the only one at the office who don't get embarresed by eating lunch at such a place.
From: Serge G.
Date: Sun, Apr 19, 2009 at 8:53 AM
Subject: Financial Post Story
To: penpa@peacejam.org
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And my first thought is, duh, I've known about these clones ever since I first learned about this guy:
Than Genjix came and sat on majority of my tables (to my left of course ;o).
Some nice pots emerged and we played even HU for a while, great experience.Than some of LP guys joined the party and NL5 turned into NL100 for a while.
I had a great time, I even bluffed a lot and people actually believed me. Thanks Neilly, Crown, Genjix and Donald for showing me how awesome poker at higher stakes is and hope to see you at my tables again
PokerStars Game #27281772937: Holdem No Limit ($0.02/$0.05) - 2009/04/20 3:35:59 CET [2009/04/19 21:35:59 ET]
Table Ohio 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 2: DoC.LemOn ($12.80 in chips)
Seat 3: genjix ($19.19 in chips)
Seat 4: SmallFRYbigF ($10 in chips)
Seat 5: bbangsang ($14.61 in chips)
Seat 6: NeillyAA ($11.02 in chips)
genjix: posts small blind $0.02
SmallFRYbigF: posts big blind $0.05
Holecards Dealt to DoC.LemOn
bbangsang: folds
NeillyAA: raises $0.15 to $0.20
DoC.LemOn: raises $0.42 to $0.62
genjix: folds
chel1_83 joins the table at seat #1
SmallFRYbigF: raises $1.23 to $1.85
NeillyAA: folds
DoC.LemOn: calls $1.23
Flop (Pot : $3.92)
SmallFRYbigF: checks
DoC.LemOn: bets $2.48
SmallFRYbigF: raises $4.92 to $7.40
DoC.LemOn: folds
Uncalled bet ($4.92) returned to SmallFRYbigF
SmallFRYbigF collected $8.48 from pot
SmallFRYbigF: shows (a pair of Deuces)
Summary Total pot $8.88 | Rake $0.40
Board
Seat 2: DoC.LemOn (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: genjix (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: SmallFRYbigF (big blind) collected ($8.48)
Seat 5: bbangsang folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 6: NeillyAA folded before Flop
PokerStars Game #27281907779: Holdem No Limit ($0.02/$0.05) - 2009/04/20 3:40:59 CET [2009/04/19 21:40:59 ET]
Table Ohio 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: chel1_83 ($1.89 in chips)
Seat 2: DoC.LemOn ($10.40 in chips)
Seat 3: genjix ($19.04 in chips)
Seat 4: SmallFRYbigF ($14.06 in chips)
Seat 5: bbangsang ($14.19 in chips)
Seat 6: NeillyAA ($11.17 in chips)
NeillyAA: posts small blind $0.02
chel1_83: posts big blind $0.05
Holecards Dealt to DoC.LemOn
DoC.LemOn: raises $0.15 to $0.20
genjix: folds
SmallFRYbigF: folds
bbangsang: folds
NeillyAA: raises $0.45 to $0.65
chel1_83: folds
DoC.LemOn: raises $1.35 to $2
NeillyAA: calls $1.35
Flop (Pot : $4.05)
NeillyAA: checks
DoC.LemOn: bets $2.66
NeillyAA: folds
Uncalled bet ($2.66) returned to DoC.LemOn
DoC.LemOn collected $3.85 from pot
DoC.LemOn: doesnt show hand
Summary Total pot $4.05 | Rake $0.20
Board
Seat 1: chel1_83 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: DoC.LemOn collected ($3.85)
Seat 3: genjix folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 4: SmallFRYbigF folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 5: bbangsang (button) folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 6: NeillyAA (small blind) folded on the Flop
Showdown DoC.LemOn: shows (a pair of Threes)
SmallFRYbigF: shows (a pair of Threes - Ace kicker)
SmallFRYbigF collected $4.29 from pot
Summary Total pot $4.49 | Rake $0.20
Board
Seat 1: chel1_83 folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 2: DoC.LemOn showed and lost with a pair of Threes
Seat 3: genjix folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 4: SmallFRYbigF (button) showed and won ($4.29) with a pair of Threes
Seat 5: bbangsang (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: NeillyAA (big blind) folded before Flop
PokerStars Game #27284816005: Holdem No Limit ($0.02/$0.05) - 2009/04/20 5:41:04 CET [2009/04/19 23:41:04 ET]
Table Ohio 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: fmolnard ($4.82 in chips)
Seat 2: DoC.LemOn ($26.58 in chips)
Seat 3: genjix ($13.37 in chips)
Seat 5: melgrimes ($5.89 in chips)
Seat 6: tehskies ($10.15 in chips)
DoC.LemOn: posts small blind $0.02
genjix: posts big blind $0.05
videira13: sits out
Holecards(Odds) Dealt to DoC.LemOn
melgrimes: calls $0.05
tehskies: raises $0.20 to $0.25
fmolnard: folds
DoC.LemOn: folds
genjix: raises $0.50 to $0.75
melgrimes: folds
tehskies: raises $1.25 to $2
genjix: calls $1.25
genjix: bets $5
tehskies: calls $4.15 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($0.85) returned to genjix
Showdown genjix: shows (a pair of Queens)
tehskies: shows (a full house, Nines full of Queens)
tehskies collected $19.42 from pot
Summary Total pot $20.37 | Rake $0.95
Board
Seat 1: fmolnard (button) folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 2: DoC.LemOn (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: genjix (big blind) showed and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 5: melgrimes folded before Flop
Seat 6: tehskies showed and won ($19.42) with a full house, Nines full of Queens
DoC.LemOn: checks
DoC.LemOn said, "wow"
tehskies: bets $0.50
DoC.LemOn said, "i have to call"
DoC.LemOn: calls $0.50
River (Pot : $3.37)
DoC.LemOn: bets $2.12
tehskies: raises $6.69 to $8.81 and is all-in
DoC.LemOn: calls $6.69
Showdown tehskies: shows (three of a kind, Queens)
DoC.LemOn: shows (a flush, Ace high)
DoC.LemOn collected $19.99 from pot
tehskies said, "cute imo"
Summary Total pot $20.99 | Rake $1
Board
Seat 1: tehskies (button) showed and lost with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 2: genjix (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: kikimania69 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: NeillyAA folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 5: SmallFRYbigF folded before Flop
Seat 6: DoC.LemOn showed and won ($19.99) with a flush, Ace high
tehskies: bets $3
DoC.LemOn: raises $6.10 to $9.10
tehskies: raises $5.42 to $14.52 and is all-in
DoC.LemOn: calls $3.89 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($1.53) returned to tehskies
River (Pot : $30.97)
Showdown tehskies: shows (three of a kind, Deuces)
DoC.LemOn: shows (a flush, Ten high)
DoC.LemOn collected $29.47 from pot
Summary Total pot $30.97 | Rake $1.50
Board
Seat 1: fmolnard folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 2: DoC.LemOn showed and won ($29.47) with a flush, Ten high
Seat 3: genjix (button) folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 4: SmallFRYbigF (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: bbangsang (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: tehskies showed and lost with three of a kind, Deuces
DoC.LemOn: checks
tehskies: bets $4.79 and is all-in
tehskies said, "neilly, in your opinion"
DoC.LemOn said, "this is tough"
DoC.LemOn said, "qk"
tehskies said, "are KANGS better than aces?"
DoC.LemOn said, ""
DoC.LemOn said, "dude"
tehskies said, "shouldnt be a hard decision once you came this far"
DoC.LemOn said, "but ur table image"
DoC.LemOn said, ":o"
DoC.LemOn: calls $4.79
Showdown tehskies: shows (a straight, Nine to King)
DoC.LemOn: mucks hand
tehskies collected $19.52 from pot
DoC.LemOn said, "damn"
Summary Total pot $20.52 | Rake $1
Board
Seat 1: tehskies showed and won ($19.52) with a straight, Nine to King
Seat 2: genjix folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 3: kikimania69 folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 4: NeillyAA (button) folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 5: SmallFRYbigF (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: DoC.LemOn (big blind) mucked
I have seen that I can play semi-decent lag and its fun too, so I will now split my sessions into 4Tabling open style with 3BB+X PF raising and my usual 9table+ 4BB+X grinds (thanks Crown for the advice)
P.S. Apology: Sorry Genjix for saying I am sick of your style, everyone plays as he suits and thats why poker is so much fun. Cheers for the games. (Lets go HU again sometimes, it was fun but but too short ;o)
So I never liked playing on FTP due to horrid interface + limits were too high, even though I had a rakeback account. I caught a horrible virus the other day and had to restore my pc from a backup months ago and I had my little FTP icon still on the desktop, so I fired her up just to take a peak at the nosebleed stakes, and what do I behold? They now offer NL2 tables! I think everyone agrees that with rakeback you can actually self-sustain and be break even for quite some time even during a downswing. I'm like $2 from being able to cash in $50 in rakeback to my account so I'm going to try and make FTP my new home for awhile. Back then I used to 20 table FR and doing this on FTP sucks. I think they limit you to 16 or something (I 2-6 table 6max now), there were zero quality multitable tools available, and I was constantly finding myself sitting out on tables from missed action b/c their crappy software never brought the table to the front. The whole experience was just too tilting so I stayed on stars, who's FPP + T$ cashout courtesy of TL.net is just as good (hell maybe even better. Every week or so I can cashout 10 bucks through here playing those Sunday turbo's that payout the top 6 winners).
So my FTP BR is $50, and my stars BR is $110. I might, MIGHT dump my stars roll over the FTP so I can donk it up again playing NL25 or some retarded shit. But for some reason whenever my roll reaches critical mass like $20, I suddenly go into smart mode and only play limits I can afford. I grind myself out of the hole, then take 3-4 buyin shots at higher limits and pray for a good streak to lift me out of uNL for good. Hasnt happened yet. But it will still be interesting to see how long 27% rakeback can keep me afloat even during hard times.
So I found this huge fish that was just opening 10bbs and stuff and owned him hardcore. Big hand: + Show Spoiler +
Submitted by : player999
PokerStars Game #27277761718: Holdem No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2009/04/19 19:21:40 ET
Table Datura II 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: roryheart ($24.45 in chips)
Seat 2: réishark ($24.90 in chips)
Seat 3: Bola_Violin ($37.10 in chips)
Seat 4: Extailais ($25.35 in chips)
Seat 5: Septic Mist ($60.20 in chips)
Seat 6: Hero ($61.35 in chips)
roryheart: posts small blind $0.10
réishark: posts big blind $0.25
roryheart: bets $20.45 and is all-in
Bola_Violin: folds
Septic Mist: calls $20.45
Hero: raises $36.90 to $57.35 and is all-in
Septic Mist: calls $35.75 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($1.15) returned to Hero
Showdown Septic Mist: shows (two pair, Tens and Fives)
Hero: shows (two pair, Jacks and Fives)
Hero collected $71.50 from side pot
roryheart: mucks hand
Hero collected $74.60 from main pot
Summary Total pot $149.10 Main pot $74.60. Side pot $71.50. | Rake $3
Board
Seat 1: roryheart (small blind) mucked
Seat 2: réishark (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Bola_Violin folded on the Flop
Seat 4: Extailais folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 5: Septic Mist showed and lost with two pair, Tens and Fives
Seat 6: Hero (button) showed and won ($146.10) with two pair, Jacks and Fives
Actually run pretty bad at the end and gave like $100 back to him but its all good. Still a nice adition to my already nice run at nl25:
Poker is very weird for me lately, having huge swings but not rly moving from place, today i won a 10$ satelite for 190+10 350k GSOP event on Ongamenet network and busted 1700ish out of 2000ish, i rememberd why i hate tourneys. I am starting to transfer to shorthanded poker more because fullring is boring the hell out of me. I concetrate more on playin hands correctly, and getting most value out of marginal spots. And fullring is much of a hit or fold fest when u are thinking about folding KK preflop and when u dont, u are like wtf why didnt i fold it preflop it was so obviouse he had AA. But the biggest thing i hate about ongamenet is the number of players on each table. There are 10 seated Fullrings and 5 seats shorthanded. I think 10 is way to much for poker game, and 5 is too little, 6-7 is optimal for me. So i am thinking about changing site and getting some nice Bonus up.
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playing long sessions when u feel good and are motivated is very important !
Thinking like
Oh i am up 100$ after 30 minutes, i feel good and relaxed lets quit and call it a day = -EV
or fuck i am down 150$ after 30 minutes despite playing good -> quit session
is very -EV in the long run.
I play okayish , and just got unlucky -> fuck results -> continue grinding = very very +EV
One thing every new player must realize to become succesfull with pokerz
run very bad whole session except for the last 30 minutes
+128$ for the day
i am happy
allthough i play lower than i played in the past i think i improved a shitload as a poker player
( my cardgame skill probably didnt change .. but everything that has to do with taking poker serious improved by 20miles !)
So I have reached the mass of $550, exactly the ceiling that many sites will match with a bonus.
I love Stars, but this bonus would be a great boost, and I can always come back right?
FullTilt seems very similar and it has 100% match to up to $600 bonus and 27% rake back.
The Only thing that keeps me from doing this is Tableninja. I got used to it so much... Is there anything similar for Full tilt?
Do you think its worth it?
(You know me and my massive BW-like volumes ;o, I don't think it would be for too long)
P.S. I'd play NL10 SH there until $750, than NL25 (Are the blinds 10/25 or different?)
Warren Zevon was the man and quite possibly one of my top 10 favourite song writes of all time. He also seemed like a really cool and in some ways weird dude. This is a clip from his last apperence on Letterman;
Dude knew he was about to die and still joked around about shit. Pretty nice.
Some songs:
Mr Bad Example
The Hockey Song
Also, if you have spotify or something check out Roland the headless thompsson gunner, lawyers guns and money and I dunno, whatever else you can find.
did my first session in a long time and poker feels real fun again! I played solid, surprisingly, since I didnt think I would do that after this long stretch without poker.