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a couple hours after my post about the bad beat jackpot i get a PM from NeillyJQ saying:

i have my online mtt action covered on stars, live action covered by local pro and friend, and looking for online action covered on Cake Poker. Looking for $1500-$2000, play until $12,000 (1-3 month investment) (terms negotiable)

Chop goes 7k to you 5k me at end after investment or however we negotiate. Make-up is loan makeup- which means if i lose it i pay back 50% of your investment when I have a 15k bankroll. (in essence your covering 50% my buy-in)

If you cant and know someone who can forward me to them.

I have all my PT3 since moving back from vegas you can see at any time.

You can always watch me play via teamviewer / skype if you can help me or know someone who can. im selling all my action prolly til 2010 unless something magical happens.

Lemme know,
Ryan

what the fuck is wrong with this guy? i'm cool with him posting on his own blog about needing a stake and all but really? asking a guy you've never talked to once in your life? this is like the most retarded PM i've ever received. who the fuck wants to give 1.5k to a kid that has no credibility with me?


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I feel pretty comfortable at 5/10 but I'm still having issues with tilt lately. I hit a peak at about $200 and dropped over 10 buyins.

This hand is what set me off and after that I went on complete spewing spree :
Submitted by : Holly23

PokerStars Game #34426749300: Holdem No Limit ($0.05/$0.10 USD) - 2009/10/24 4:23:49 ET
Table Vaticana 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: roughlylunar ($10 in chips)
Seat 2: JB3216 ($9.90 in chips)
Seat 3: Holly2323 ($10 in chips)
Seat 4: aenaku ($8 in chips)
Seat 5: DaNiel 81175 ($15.55 in chips)
Seat 6: vonatus ($9.90 in chips)
vonatus: posts small blind $0.05
roughlylunar: posts big blind $0.10

Holecards
Dealt to Holly2323
JB3216: calls $0.10
Holly2323: raises $0.30 to $0.40
aenaku: folds
DaNiel 81175: folds
vonatus: folds
roughlylunar: folds
JB3216: calls $0.30

Flop (Pot : $0.95)

   
JB3216: bets $9.50 and is all-in
Holly2323: calls $9.50

Turn (Pot : $19.95)

   

River (Pot : $19.95)

   

Showdown
JB3216: shows (a straight, Eight to Queen)
Holly2323: shows (three of a kind, Queens)
JB3216 collected $19 from pot

got xfer thanks to exalted +reps for him


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I'm convinced at least.


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http://i427.photobucket.com/albums/pp360/mbs03/oct09.jpg

Not a bad month at all. Really been wokring on my game lately and results are speaking for themselves.

Nov. Goals:

- More hands
- Try out 100nl
- 2k+ profit


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The title, even though just there to draw attention, is true. I don't mean, like, a gynaecological picture though.

So since I have a target and I consider myself a pro (well, I live from poker), I decided to be a bit more disciplined and play more. I really didn't feel like it today, but when you have a real job you can hardly phone up your boss and say "Hey mate, it's Oly... yeah... look, I can't come in today... nah... I just don't really feel like it; I think instead I'll just sit in front of my computer and watch old Simpsons episodes with my hand down my trousers slowly touching my cock until afterwards I finish myself off in front of some hardcore porn." So I dumped off 3 buyins on slightly -ev bluffs into the nuts and quit. Those two sentences are unrelated.

I had a mental halloween as intended. I dressed as a WW2 RAF officer, cos my mate (the bearded one next to me, I'm in the middle) is into clothing and stuff (not fashion ugh), so leant me his actual uniform he got from some army shop with the words "do what you like with it as long as you don't rip it up, dry cleaners are fucking clever". So this is us before going out:

http://www.liquidpoker.net/user_pictures/39e7f.DSC00252.JPG

We knew about a recently closed children's hospital in town and thought we would break in. It was seriously amazing. We got to look round all the old operating theatres and stuff. obviously all the kit had been taken out but you could work out just about what was what. We even went in the morgue downstairs. Spooky! Sadly not too many pictures because we only had mobiles for lights and by this time already, my bloodstream was flowing with quite a complex solution, and I always forget to take pics when fucked. Here is a picture of me next to a kiddie picture on the wall, the best I could get by way of evidence:

http://www.liquidpoker.net/user_pictures/2a5b8.Captureme.JPG


After that we went to a a party. Since I was hammered on MDMA I get really lovey and flirty but also very impatient, so was just running round doing what you might call pussy teasing. I later found out that a large number of girls there were lesbians, so my memories may be somewhat happier than the actual occasion. I think it's ok though cos they all know me from the past and give me some leeway lol.

In the morning I thought I was going to die but I had to go for Sunday lunch with my mum, dad, granny and uncle and it was very difficult. "yeah, it was a lovely party... yeah I just had a couple of pints... (but you got back at 6!)... we just stayed up talking and forgot about the time... more apple juice please... now... do you have any paracetamol?". Anyway I think I pulled off being kookily charming. My family already thinks I'm a weirdo so I can get away with it.

I am a technology fish and only today did I get a usb wire for my phone. This means I can relate a story that happened a few weeks ago. I was up in London visiting a friend when I receive this:

http://www.liquidpoker.net/user_pictures/693b3.SL384100.jpg

That is the promised picture. On my little phone screen I couldn't see any face at all, but her body looks exactly like that of this girl I had just started seeing (though I didn't remember the belly button stud, that confused me). Also the underwear is the same so I was sure it was her, even though it was from a different number. I replied something along the lines of "you look fucking hot babe; back in Brighton on Monday...". The next day I get a text saying "I'm sorry! I'm so embarassed! I sent that to the wrong number! But thanks for the compliment!". So that evening I got a friend to draw a smily face on my arse and I texted that to her. I am obviously not posting that here. She hasn't replied, which is a shame, as I hoped she might continue a fun game, but whatever. I now have a plan to push this even further and have just made a little hat for my cock for the next picture. I hope I don't get arrested.

p.s. LP admins, you know what would be really cool... a little button to save a draft of a blog entry as I go along so I don't lose it all when I accidentally navigate away, which is annoying. Or maybe even a popup window warning me I will lose my message like hotmail has. One can never write an entry with quite the same love the second time around. Luckily here I only lost the first few lines.

p.p.s. I just realised that this is really long and nobody has read it, so I can safely call you a cunt. You cunt.

p.p.p.s. If you have read this far, you obviously like reading, so may I suggest reading anything by Hadley Freeman who writes for the Guardian. I am in love with her and shall marry her.


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my windows crashed a few times. i lost a lot of data which is really annoying.. including handhistories and notes and ofcourse a lot of pictures and music. also means i cant do a monthly graph

my new appartment is getting shaped up a little bit. i also got an office space that i share with other people in the beautifull centre of Amsterdam. it's awesome to get away from grinding in my bedroom.

all the expenses (including very large security deposits) are putting some pressure on the bankroll though. not happy with this development since i would like to increase the BR and be able to take controlled shots at 400nl.
as you might know from experience moving is very taxing and i also took a weak off the grind to chill out in Amsterdam and do some catching up in the reading department. so fewer hands then i would have liked maybe around 50-60k? but the results seem from account balance to have been very reasonable.

on a very cool note: RobertFripp2 (stars 200nl FR grindbeast and now also a HUHERO) is visiting me in Amsterdam from Buenos Aires. i'm going to feed him all the disgusting dutch food i can find and tank the dutch specialty liquors ofcourse hehe)

oh and gororok piss off from my tables and stop 3betting me




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With recent propaganda move, I got my br transfered to betsafe. I learned how to deal with software, even though I would tilt mad sometimes
But ongame is so fishy, that it's worth it, i guess.

My october looked like this:
http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/4723/october.jpg

nl20, nl30 in the beginning, then nl50 mostly, and shots at nl100 at the end. Also finished unlocking my deposit bonus, so it was a really nice month for me.

But now, that I wanted to withdraw some money for my gf's bday present, I faced a problem... Betsafe asks me to verify my moneybookers account by depositing min 15Euro. But my mb acc is empty, and to deposit to mb from my bank acc would take me forever, plus i'd have to pay transfer fee, etc etc...

So I was wondering, if any of you would be kind enough, to lend me like $30 on moneybookers? I would return it, as soon as I withdraw from betsafe.
Btw, transfering between mb accounts is free right?


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Not. But it will turn around - they are too bad for it not to.

Have to chuckle at this....first 2 sessions


http://www.liquidpoker.net/user_pictures/ed21e.AP graph.jpg


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-14 bi at plo and i'm chasing you fast!


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Last night I said fuck it, going to put in a monster session to start the month off.. I'd never played a session longer than say 4-5 hours before this.

Well, monster indeed.. 20.5hrs worth. 8pm - 5pm. I should really sleep soon.

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/5063/hemstat.png
It's all 1/2 except for like 20 hands trying to chase a fish around.

Add 1k from 5/10 earlier in the day and rakeback.. and it's a pretty solid 4.5k first day of the month, my biggest day (iirc)


Friends thinking I'm a bit insane, but I enjoyed it and played at a relatively high level all things considered imo.


Oh and I had a $2700 stack on a 1/2 deep ante table, that was fun.




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http://www.liquidpoker.net/user_pictures/98523.KEKE.png
I ran hot and bad, but in the end I think the pack was pretty much neutral for the month for me.

So yeah, I can say that I am a breakeven player now (same as last month). And that is pathetic with so much free money at NL25.

I have a large edge over the limit when I don't have my burnout turbospew sessions (I lost at least 30BI in a way that is almost equal of shoving money down the drain, all of them during 5-6 days of the month), but still at least once per week I am brain dead and wipeout everything completely.


I have a week break and then my goal is to play much less hands this month, about 25k should be ideal.

I will get a $800 SN bonus soon, so I must really stop spewing so much not to go busto before I do.


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*bump*


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Changed the name of my blog to Trial and Tribulation. I felt it was only fitting. I've been running bad for about 800 games of the $12 6mans. It's making me kind of sick and frustrated. I hope it ends soon.


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So anyway im gonan be busto soon.

I cashed out my last 600 bucks or so and moved it to AP. Hope I can do better there.

Fucking piece of shit. I think i forgot how to play poker and jsut keep losing.
Meh sucks

http://6862131113455165526-a-18027447...E0EU-e0yJdodESTx3o1IiR&attredirects=0


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just kidding

http://www.liquidpoker.net/user_pictures/00647.nl200.jpg


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paid in full 3500 to barbieman on the botched stake


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i shit all over 10NL today and i feel like god.

http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/6749/nov1.jpg


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