vvvvvvvvvaaaariance! http://www.liquidpoker.net/user_pictures/3c571.fuckmylige.jpg
my head hurts right now, I'm putting so many effort on poker this month but I'm extremelly frustrated
this has being a such a stressfull month basically because I've been running worst than ever
I deposited at Everest poker a few days ago and it's impressive how there's a lot 80+ vpip donkeys everywhere on nl100, but the site is just completely rigged
gonna receive a decent amount of rakeback this month since I played the most part of this hands on ipoker, maybe gonna become rakeback pro since I'm stuck and can't beat nl100.
I just installed PKR Poker and it DLd and updated all stuff.. and now that I wanna lunch it it just crashes.... I could re-install it but that takes so long.. any suggestions?
already tried compitability mode .. also running it as admin... no idea what it could be... also no error information.. it just crashes -_-
I am a huge car fish. In fact I only passed my driving test today, and I want to buy a Jaguar and nothing else. It'll probably be something like a 1993 XJ6. Does anybody have any advice on questions I should ask people when I phone them? And what I should look for when I see the car. Bear in mind I know NOTHING about cars, so it would also help if anyone knows somewhere where I can learn these basics for myself. If anyone gives me lots of help I'm happy to make a donation to their degen fund because I want to do this asap. Thanks...
Not sure how this happened or where it came from but if FTP can take 11 buy ins from me in short then it's definitely appreciated when I get 8 of them back. Happy thanksgiving everyone. On a side note the tables are gushing with fish tonight. It was hard to stop but I'm sleepy.
So dude I staked for some donkaments (only like 400€) went and won some little thing yesterday so won like 1k on that. To bad I managed to lose like 2.5k for the day anyway. Still really cool that my streak of backing guys who actually makes me money continues.
I also talked a bit with my whiney ass friend () yesterday about poker and stuff and basically figured I'd either have to man up and just ignore results for a bit or get of my high horse. The 2nd alternative is never an option!
Posted this at tl.net might as well post it here too
That was kind of dramatic for my first car accident. Was riding home with my brother and his girlfriend for Thanksgiving on Tuesday. Along the way we hear this rattling and stop at a rest stop to see what it is. The best I could tell it looked like some paneling between the bumper and tire came lose and it was vibrating against the bumper. About an hour later we are on the turnpike in the left lane (2 lane road) and the car starts making this extremely loud noise like a jackhammer but more metalic (turns out a tire blew out). Kind of like if you put a piece of sheet metal in between gears that start grinding on it (saw this in some movie). Two seconds later we are veering off the road sideways at full speed knowing that we're not going to stop until we hit something. Fortunately there was very nice brush instead of trees or guardrail to stop us. We hit it and rolled a couple times and landed upside down.
After stopping I immediately unbuckle my seatbelt, completely forgetting about gravity and land on my head. I crawl to the backseat to help my brother's girlfriend, who is freaking out, get out of her seatbelt. I try to open the door but the brush is wrapped around the car keeping the door pinned in. My brother calls 911 and we chill for a couple minutes until a passerby who stopped opens the driver's door and we all crawl out. None of us had a scratch on us.
The first guy that stopped was actually in front of us and saw it through his rearview mirror and said everyone behind us just kept on driving. wtf is wrong with people.. He also took some pictures that he emailed me
Easy 23k Hand Day 1 of Prop Betby Joeingram1blog, November 25
Hello all, just finished up my second session of day 1 of my most hands played prop bet vs another 2p2er. Was a pretty easy day and I really didnt put in much effort, was able to play 23,742 hands. Felt like I played like 2-3 hours lol. I wanted to hit 30k hands today but the lovely girl I am dating/not dating asked me out to dinner so I cannot say no lol. I think my opposition in this will probably end up with about 25k+ hands for day 1. I also am doing some Thanksgiving volunteering tomorrow morning at local San Diego church so that will chop into my hours played but I will still pwn!
Played a mix of nl25/200/400/600. I got pwned pretty bad at NL25, probably a combination of me 24 tabling all fast 6max tables and the players being so bad that I get reverse owned in a bunch of spots. Really am not focusing much at all when Im playing, just kind of mindlessly grinding. My intention was to see what kind of winrate I could achieve at nl25 6max in hopes of potentially doing a win 10k at NL25 prop bet in the future.
First session there last night I was -517 and my session there today i was +350. Who knows wtf is going on lol. Luckily I win money at higher stakes!!! Just wanted to post a first day update and put up a little graph.
I was at a charity casino with edzwoo and another friend the other night. There was a 3bet pot between this Korean player and this other player. The Korean player bets flop and the other player ships it. At this point, the Korean player doesn't really know what to do, so he tanks for a while, and this middle ages white guy who isn't in the hand says "I'm not going to call clock on you, but we want to play so hurry up." After the comment, the Korean player and his friend (who's also Korean) just starts bitching at the middle aged white guy for rushing him. The argument went on for quite some time; the Korean players kept saying how disrespectful it was to rush someone, and that if he was taking too long, the right thing to do is to just call clock on him. The middle aged white made a comment about how the Korean player's friend should have been raised and even asked where he lived like he was going to look him up or something. Someone eventually calls clock and the Korean player folds.
After the hand, the middle aged white guy points at all of the Asian players at the table, four with myself included, and says "I'm outnumbered here, so I'm leaving." At this point, us Asians at the table were just like "what the fuck?". The other Asian player and I didn't say anything during the hand, and we didn't know anyone at the table but I guess the middle aged man just assume we all knew each other or something. This other white guy sitting to my right asked me if I need some help jumping the middle aged guy in the parking lot, haha.
In retrospect, the Korean player did take a pretty long time. I don't think telling the Korean player to hurry up was a big deal but it looks like the Korean guys got real pissed over it. I just found the entire experience very amusing.
Also, I went up $112 playing 1/2. Not much but made me feel good, rofl.
my stars for your ftp ($300)by Ftrunkz, November 25
disregard, doing it myself to receive 100% deposit bonus, sorry for pointless post =[
edit2: how long does netteller usually take to recieve money from a cashout?
Does anyone get on Ventrilo anymore? If anyone wants to start chatting poker on vent, pm me or something. Or if you wanna chat on aim/msn, pm me.
Here are some more hands I had trouble with at 50NL, thoughts?
Submitted by : sooon2b
Full Tilt Poker Game #16303119809: Table Debbie (6 max) - $0.25/$0.50 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:52:01 ET - 2009/11/25
Seat 2: swingin10 ($19)
Seat 3: 833mug ($19), is sitting out
Seat 4: Hero ($67.35)
Seat 5: CABRON1234 ($20)
Hero posts the small blind of $0.25
833mug stands up
CABRON1234 has 5 seconds left to act
CABRON1234 posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #2
Holecards Dealt to Hero
swingin10 calls $0.50
Hero raises to $2
CABRON1234 folds
swingin10 calls $1.50
Flop (Pot : $4.50)
Hero bets $2.50
swingin10 has 15 seconds left to act
swingin10 calls $2.50
Turn (Pot : $9.50)
Hero checks
swingin10 bets $0.50
Hero calls $0.50
River (Pot : $10.50)
Hero checks
swingin10 bets $10.50
Dont remember reads exactly, pretty sure this was early in the session, but judging by stacksize, homeboy seems to be a fish . Anyone calling here?
Submitted by : sooon2b
Full Tilt Poker Game #16304647866: Table Station (6 max) - $0.25/$0.50 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:55:25 ET - 2009/11/25
Seat 1: de3i ($46.60)
Seat 2: Hero ($52.30)
Seat 3: l337dave ($50)
Seat 4: SandBaggn ($15.60)
Seat 5: tutsko ($64.95)
Seat 6: ChowsterLai ($51.45)
SandBaggn posts the small blind of $0.25
tutsko posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #3
Holecards Dealt to Hero
ChowsterLai folds
de3i calls $0.50
Hero has 15 seconds left to act
Hero raises to $2.25
l337dave folds
SandBaggn folds
tutsko folds
de3i calls $1.75
Flop (Pot : $5.25)
de3i checks
Hero bets $3
de3i calls $3
Turn (Pot : $11.25)
de3i checks
Hero has 15 seconds left to act
Hero bets $5
de3i calls $5
River (Pot : $21.25)
de3i has 15 seconds left to act
de3i bets $12
Villain is 54/21/2.8, only note I have is that he donked tpnk and got it in on the flop with 20bb. Anyone calling river here...?
Submitted by : sooon2b
Full Tilt Poker Game #16304259697: Table Verge (6 max) - $0.25/$0.50 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:39:26 ET - 2009/11/25
Seat 1: ITSNOGOOD4U ($51.85)
Seat 2: Hero ($52.25)
Seat 3: RUJAK ($44.75)
Seat 4: rcobain ($10.50)
Seat 5: anonymstruts ($50)
Seat 6: co shooter ($41.40)
ITSNOGOOD4U posts the small blind of $0.25
Hero posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #6
Holecards Dealt to Hero
RUJAK folds
rcobain folds
anonymstruts has 15 seconds left to act
anonymstruts raises to $1.75
co shooter folds
ITSNOGOOD4U has 15 seconds left to act
ITSNOGOOD4U calls $1.50
Hero calls $1.25
Flop (Pot : $5.25)
ITSNOGOOD4U checks
Hero checks
anonymstruts bets $3
ITSNOGOOD4U folds
Hero has 15 seconds left to act
Hero raises to $9
anonymstruts has 15 seconds left to act
anonymstruts raises to $21
Villain was at table for 15 hands, hadn’t played a single hand yet, ok to c/r, get it in on flop, or should I just call flop 3b?
I will hope fully get some longer term coaching soon - I seriously need someone who will tell me how retarded am I when I make my numerous spews, and I plan on taking shots at 100NL while staying at NL50 as a reg.
I don't think I would make my goal of 10K br, 3bb/100 NL100 reg with shots at NL200 in 10 months without some sort of external push, as I forced myself into rebuilding my roll for no reason so many times already. Hopefully this was the last time around, wish me luck people.
HEM and Accnt balance doesnt add up?by Ftrunkz, November 25
Srsly where is my money going -_-.
I had exactly $300 at the start of the week, never withdrew, never played anything but cash games all of which was recorded by HEM... Anyone know what the go is? (all played on pokerstars fwiw)
edit: also, no cashouts under the 'history' tab. no emails saying that money has been transfered from my account, etc.
I've been playing tournaments in a virtualbox dual 24" for over a year now on my linux box. I do too many things on my linux box to consider dual boot windows, so I just played poker in a Windows XP VM. I've finally decided to build a new computer for just poker and trading, which is really wh00sel's old computer upgraded.
Note: Getting a really nice motherboard when you first build a computer can save you a grand when you can upgrade it instead of building new when that time comes.
Right now I have triple monitor set up with 2 of them on a dual DVI KVM, but I'll be adding 3 more for 6 monitor display. I'll take a pic when I have all of them. If I play poker today it'll be my first session on the new rig. Hopefully things are faster than they are in a virtual machine.
Installed HEM, PT3, PS, FTP, Cake, Lightspeed, and imported all my configurations and hand archives.
w00t!
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) yesterday about poker and stuff and basically figured I'd either have to man up and just ignore results for a bit or get of my high horse. The 2nd alternative is never an option!
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