So I live in a sexy spot in ottawa, 1 block away from a huge ass grocery store. I was grinding some HU and was like god damn I am hungry and I don't have any food in the house, lets go grab some shit fast and get back to grinding. What happens? Fucking retards happened.
You know how grocery stores are gay now? No longer have the nice carry baskets? you have to roam half way across the store to find the single 1 left? You are only picking up like 12 things and fucking navigating a sea of middle-aged-to-near-death seniors with a cart is so beyond -ev time that it feels unbearable? Well fuck I guess that is life, so I manned up and took the closest cart I could find.
Pwning corners, old people, dumb children, insane tight squeezes at full-speed, I am finally done picking up bagel fulls, delissio pizzas, havarti cheese, sun-rype fruit+veg drink, etc. etc. and make way to the biggest gamble of the entire evening, Do I go for a random cashier-line packed with endless people OR the self-serve which is literally such a fucking gamble IDK what the fuck half the people are doing trying to check themselves out.
The entire pain of my existence, the fucking Self Checkout, is meant for people with too many items to go to the quickcashier 1-8 but just enough to fit into 2 bags--at most. ALSO a minimum IQ 100< . Why? Because retards fucking the entire self checkout system up. There is only 1 reason why self checkout is slow-- retards. No retards, no delay. I wish I knew what the fuck they are thinking but I realize these are the same fuckups that will drive in the left lane on a highway going under the speed limit, merge at an on ramp at 1/2 the speed limit and completely fuck you if you are trying to merge behind them and eventually drive you to insanity (pun not intended). These retards are just so clueless to how slow they are and how much everyone else wants to murder them. So what do I do?
I pray to god when I am counting the shit in my cart that is under 9> so I can gtfo of this place and go to the speedcashier. 1, 2,3...7...who the fuck am I kidding of course I have more than 8, how the fuck do you go to a big ass grocery store with a huge cart and not pick up more than 8 things. Then I ask, is it low enough to fake the speedcashier and smile when she scans the 12th item? ROFL I am too much of a pansy obviously why do I always bother thinking about this. Time to GAMBLEZ, selfcheck baby, 1 time.
Shit starts out easy, 2nd in line, 3 people scanning their shit and all of them are near the end of scanning. Looks like a slam dunk. Then out of nowhere variable A for asshole comes along. There is always 1 dumbfuck asshole who can't figure out where the end of the self-checkout line is and always try to jump ahead of everyone. No Bitch, gtfo behind me or go gamble the other selfcheckout line. Once that bullshit distraction is finished I look back to see the progress and wtf is all that comes to mind. I have been god-fucked again, I literally am witnessing 3 full-retards and they still are scanning the same shit. All 3 of them, middle-age, 1 short-stalky man, 1 ginormous whale and 1 random women. The man can't stop staring at the screen and then looking at the clerk, then back at the screen. The random women has vegetables which she wants but has no idea what the name is so she can't scan them and the fucking whale is being the fat lazy stupid ho that she obviously is. Lets forget about the first two since they are going to be a while, and focus on the whale.
The whale has completed all the packing of at least 8 full size eco bags (WTF you stupid cunt don't you know the rules?) and is at the pay screen, so why the FUCK aren't you paying? I will tell you why, because she just got a text on her blackberry. She looks down at her clip on phone, pulls it out, scrolls a fuck-ton, seems satisfied and puts the phone back in the clip. Ok bitch you are testing my patience but since you are 10x more likely to leave than the other 2 I will let it slide but don't do anything else stupid because the consequences will never be the same. So what does she do? Ok, this is asinine, this women is a troll, she HAS to be a troll, this bitch just sinned more than a priest does when alone with children. Out of her skin-tight cause-o-how-fat-she-is jeans comes a wad of mother fucking small bills. OMG HEAD EXPLODE
facking fallout new vegasby HeRoS)eNGagE, October 21
Fuck
so many bugs its so annoying, same thing was fallout 3
:/
in new vegas todya
fuckkk i lvlup lvl 6 to 7
so i put my stats where i want them... then after when you lvl up you are suposed to receive 1 point
to get for something special.. w/e
I DIDNT GET IT
i reload previous save do it again
SAME THING
fffffuuuuuu
a lil later it freeze, fffffuuuu again
my robot ed-e die
ffffuuu he was full of stock and i am full myself i look like a retard now
asdf xD
hope ill get at least my point for the next lvl -.-
annoying
you guys have it? any bugs yet? what do you guys think about it for now?
So I decided to take up poker since I recently moved to norway and I dont have a job and this is probably the worlds most expensive country, it's been going decent so far, mostly because of this video.
After the not so successful past half year I would like to summarize my poker life. I played NL50 FR and still had some trouble with my nitty game. It was quite frustrating and it forced me to find a coach who helped my game a little bit I think.
In June I found out about a friend of mine who had been playing STT Double or nothing for about 6 months and that he was doing very well. So after a few weeks and a lot of nights spent crying I decided to try something new. Double or nothing was a clear choice because I could stay on my favorite server - PokerStars - and take advantage of the Supernova status. I spent the whole summer learning how to play DoN.
My best experience these summer holidays was my vacation in Monaco where I started to play double or nothing more seriously. I visited a lot of places while there and the best was probably the beach in Monaco and the Casino de Monte Carlo. I was really excited to play the one handed bandit but I got bored after 10 minutes =). It was a great month and I gained a lot of experience and strength to be able to start a new poker chapter in my life.
I started playing DoN with 5 USD where I learned the basics and I learned advanced play on 10 USD. Tomorrow I’m gonna try my luck on the 20 USD game.
Gained 10k VPP in about five days, while also working on Jeux d'Eau by Ravel, a Hindemith viola sonata I'm accompanying, and my daily scales, and attending three cool chamber music concerts - a piano trio in Pasadena on Saturday night, the Juilliard string quartet at Cal Tech on Sunday, and a string sextet with members of the LA Phil last night in Arcadia. So naturally I'm looking at SNE and thinking I could make it pretty easily, and to boot, I could do it while beating the rake. However, I'd like for poker not to be the only thing in my life, and I don't think cutting back that much on music would leave me with a very fulfilling life, and I certainly don't see pursuing a degree one day and SNE at the same time. The extra pile of cash and free ME WSOP is tempting, but I can probably sat or buy my way in if I keep grinding it up.
In terms of profit the last week I've actually just been treading water. I joined SNGgrinders and have been devouring azntracker's videos, and I've definitely begun plugging some leaks, but I think my luck has taken a downswing at the same time so my results don't reflect the improvement yet. I've also noticed that there is at least one RB pro at this level who just does not play well enough to beat the rake, not even close. He's trying too hard, being too laggy, too fancy, and simply making some appalling calldowns. There are others who play better who are still just about breaking even without rakeback. It's sobering, but I think I can still continue to win.
I think a reasonable question to pose to myself, then, is "why aren't these guys winning if I can [supposedly] figure it out so easily?" I think it's probable that hubris comes into play. A person thinks he is a good poker player, and he may be right, but he just doesn't have the discipline to play extremely tight when it's the only correct style, as it sometimes is. (E.g. the early levels of a SNG... another example is low to mid stakes cash games in southern California, for a theoretical reason I'll cover in another post.) Aspiring pros learn that in most situations in poker, there is a wide range of preflop strategies which work, and also that the better you are, the more hands you can profitably play. Hubris steps in when you have to convince yourself that you are just an incredibly awesome player, therefore obviously you must play the loosest profitable strategy you can manage. (Or maybe you're just afraid that by playing conservatively, that is conceding that you might be a winner, but not a superstar.)
Going to the Pasadena Symphony on Saturday night, then to a lecture by Sam Harris at Cal Tech on Sunday. Starting work this week on the first movement of the Schumann piano concerto, to prepare for a competition in the spring.
Pokerstars VIP store shipment =(by T8Suited, October 21
I recently sent a message to pokerstars VIP store to inquire about the status of some iPod that I ordered 4 weeks ago. To my dismay I receive no email response from them for 3 or 4 days.
Has anyone experienced similar silence from the VIPstore lately? Normally they are very receptive and quick to response.
All the regulars here at LP know that I support Obama and worked my ass off to get him elected. Overall I think he's done a "good" job - not great, not fantastic, not amazing, just good. So objectively there's a lot of room for improvement, but comparatively he's doing pretty well. By that I mean "good" is good enough considering that the other option is "insane and horrible".
One of the areas where he's doing worse than a Republican is Marijuana. He campaigned saying he would direct the federal government to leave Medical Marijuana states alone and not use their resources to go after anyone under the Medical Marijuana umbrella. At first the Justice Department declared they were going to follow that directive, but the reality is much different. Here in CO there have been more raids on Medical Marijuana by the DEA under the Obama Administration than there were under the Bush Administration. Some of you won't believe that I'm saying this, but on the issue of Marijuana Obama is WORSE THAN BUSH. Obama promised better treatment and gave more verbal support to MMJ than bush did, but that rhetoric isn't being applied in reality.
It seems to me like he's getting so beat up on all the other issues that he's abandoned ship on Marijuana. That's somewhat understandable, and I do agree that education, clean energy and health care are more important than legal MMJ. But the crazy thing is that an issue like Health Care is much more controversial than MMJ, and when looking at the facts MMJ is a much clearer and easier issue than health care is. I'd hoped that Obama would be capable of sitting down, looking over the facts and coming to a rational and logical conclusion, but on the issue of pot, where the information is there to be understood, he hasn't made the connection. And the fact that he could have so much trouble figuring this easy issue out worries me about his ability to deal with the more complicated ones.
I'm ready for our politicians to get up and pronounce their support for Marijuana. The fear is illogical and when our leaders continue to act like there's a reason to fear weed it perpetuates the cycle. Our current leaders are all a bunch of cowards. I'm an independent voter who has been siding with the democrats lately cause they're not as crazy as the republicans, but god they do overall suck. I'm sick of this 2 party system filled with liars and cowards. I hate having to vote for the lesser of two evils, to choose between warm shit and cold shit. I'm sick of it.
Anyway here's what I originally meant to post but then I started ranting. Oh, and do note that this article, which is very critical of Obama and calls him out for lying, is from the Huffington Post, a place that people often consider to be Obama lover central:
Election 2008: What a wonderful time to be a medical marijuana patient in Colorado! Voters had just elected Barack Obama as the President of the United States of America. "Hope" was in the air. Thousands of Colorado medical marijuana patients and caregivers were certain that the Federal government would cease trampling on their State constitutional rights after Inauguration Day.
Candidate Barack Obama had explicitly stated, "I would not have the Justice Department prosecuting and raiding medical marijuana; it is not a good use of our resources." Watch:
Later in the campaign, Obama promised, "I will not be using Department of Justice resources to try to circumvent state laws on the [medical marijuana] issue," since America has violent crimes and terrorism to deal with. Watch:
Instead, mere hours after the new President was inaugurated, the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration ("DEA") unleashed a campaign of terror on medical marijuana patients in California. Optimists in the marijuana movement attributed this to nasty Bush holdovers and career bureaucrats throwing one last temper tantrum.
In the wake of these raids, new U.S. Attorney General, Eric Holder, laughingly reassured us that Candidate Obama's statements are "American policy" now that Obama has become President:
On October 19, 2009, our hope was further bolstered with the issuance of formal written guidance (PDF) from the U.S. Justice Department related to medical marijuana.
The issuance of that guidance seemingly removed one of the last significant impediments to upstanding business entrepreneurs serving Colorado's suffering medical marijuana patients. A new industry started to form, creating jobs, paying taxes, and leasing vacant commercial space. The cobwebs began to clear from Colorado's dormant economy.
Then, on February 2, 2010, amid gasps from nearly the entire marijuana reform movement, medical marijuana patients, and other open-minded science-based thinkers, Obama formally nominated former Bush DEA Administrator Michelle Leonhart, to head the Obama DEA.
Leonhart has a notorious career as a jack-booted administrator of the least successful government program in modern history, i.e. the Drug War, and has a fawning affection for the highest-paid DEA snitch of all time, Andrew Chambers, a criminal who has been found to have committed perjury by at least two federal appeals courts. Any hope that Obama would chart a new course on drug policy was dashed by this horrible nomination.
Only ten days after the Leonhart nomination, the belligerent Obama DEA dropped the equivalent of a nuclear bomb on Colorado's medical marijuana patients with an armed militarized raid on small-time home-based medical marijuana farmer Chris Bartkowicz. The day of this raid, the DEA Agent in Charge, Jeff Sweetin, declared open federal warfare on Colorado's entire nascent medical marijuana community.
"Technically, every dispensary in the state is in blatant violation of federal law," Sweetin told the Denver Post. "The time is coming when we go into a dispensary, we find out what their profit is, we seize the building and we arrest everybody. They're violating federal law; they're at risk of arrest and imprisonment."
Sweetin's apocalyptic declaration of war and threat to "arrest everybody" terrified Colorado's sick and suffering medical marijuana patients. The day after the raid, I filed a formal complaint with the U.S. Department of Justice Office of Professional Responsibility against the DEA agents involved in the raid. My complaint was quickly and decisively backed by U.S. Congressman Jared Polis.
To this date, months later, neither Congressman Polis nor myself have received any response to our pleas to the Obama administration to uphold its "American policy."
Although Sweetin eventually backed away from his full frontal declaration of war, and Obama sent him to Quantico, Virginia, Sweetin's words pale in comparison to what Obama's Justice Department had in store next.
On February 16, 2010, the U.S. Attorney for Colorado filed a criminal prosecution against Bartkowicz in federal court. Obama appointed John Walsh as U.S. Attorney, and Obama's hand-picked federal prosecutor further upped the ante, successfully requesting that the Court place a gag order on the Bartkowicz defense from even mentioning his intent to comply with Colorado state law at the jury trial.
The Obama Administration's court filings reveal that Bartkowicz faces a grotesquely disproportionate 20 years to life in prison only because he went on television to discuss what he believed were legal actions in growing medical marijuana.
Progress is being made against Marijuana Prohibition. Soon, this modern-day Prohibition will be as extinct as a saber tooth tiger. In the meantime, however, that cornered tiger still has sharp claws and long teeth that can destroy human life and freedom. Obama has done the opposite of what we thought, and what he promised. Instead of caging that tiger, he has unleashed it.
Colorado's medical marijuana community should fear the Obama Justice Department. An objective analysis reveals that, as far as Colorado medical marijuana is concerned, eight years of George W. Bush were better than one and a half years of Obama. Bush Justice did not prosecute a single Colorado medical marijuana grower or patient over eight years. Obama has conducted numerous medical marijuana raids and property forfeitures, and seeks to steal Chris Bartkowicz's youth from him. With Obama's term not even half over, there seems little "hope" for "change."
+$220 missing there from 2 4man FT chops.
However today I think I played the worst ever, made some sick bad plays but ran good and sucked out a bunch. Dunno wtf happened. Wont happen again.+ Show Spoiler +
yeaah, right...
Cash games donks think they can step into ma territory pfff :D + Show Spoiler +
Submitted by : player999
PokerStars Game #51397509126: Tournament #322788692, $100+$5 USD Holdem Pot Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2010/10/20 15:02:18 AT [2010/10/20 14:02:18 ET]
Table 322788692 1 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: justforfunds (1570 in chips)
Seat 2: Hero (1430 in chips)
Hero: posts small blind 10
justforfunds: posts big blind 20
Holecards Dealt to Hero
Hero: raises 40 to 60
justforfunds: calls 40
Hero said, "i usually play completely cluesless fish nice to play a good player once in a while"
justforfunds: checks
Hero: bets 220
justforfunds: calls 220
River (Pot : $720.00)
justforfunds: bets 320
Hero: raises 750 to 1070 and is all-in
justforfunds said, "ahhh"
justforfunds said, "i have a pretty good hand"
justforfunds said, "so sick you must have it"
justforfunds said, "nh"
justforfunds: folds
Uncalled bet (750) returned to Hero
justforfunds said, "two pair :/"
Hero collected 1360 from pot
Hero: shows (a flush, Jack high)
Summary Total pot 1360 | Rake 0
Board
Seat 1: justforfunds (big blind) folded on the River
Seat 2: Hero (button) (small blind) collected (1360)
Submitted by : player999
PokerStars Game #51398568927: Tournament #322788692, $100+$5 USD Holdem Pot Limit - Match Round I, Level III (25/50) - 2010/10/20 15:20:47 AT [2010/10/20 14:20:47 ET]
Table 322788692 1 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: justforfunds (1345 in chips)
Seat 2: Hero (1655 in chips)
justforfunds: posts small blind 25
Hero: posts big blind 50
Holecards(Odds) Dealt to Hero
justforfunds: raises 50 to 100
Hero: raises 200 to 300
justforfunds: raises 600 to 900
Hero said, "mehhhhh"
Hero: raises 755 to 1655 and is all-in
justforfunds said, "gg"
justforfunds: calls 445 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (310) returned to Hero
Showdown Hero: shows (a pair of Queens)
justforfunds: shows (a pair of Queens - lower kicker)
Hero collected 2690 from pot
justforfunds finished the tournament in 2nd place
Hero wins the tournament and receives $200.00 - congratulations!
Summary Total pot 2690 | Rake 0
Board
Seat 1: justforfunds (button) (small blind) showed and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 2: Hero (big blind) showed and won (2690) with a pair of Queens
PokerStars Game #51421188482: Tournament #323198915, $55.00+$2.50 USD Holdem No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2010/10/20 23:34:40 AT [2010/10/20 22:34:40 ET]
Table 323198915 1 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Hero (1430 in chips)
Seat 2: Donnestola (1570 in chips)
Donnestola: posts small blind 10
Hero: posts big blind 20
Holecards(Odds) Dealt to Hero
Donnestola: raises 40 to 60
Hero: raises 120 to 180
Donnestola: calls 120
Hero: checks
Donnestola: bets 590 and is all-in
Hero: calls 450 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (140) returned to Donnestola
Showdown Donnestola: shows (high card Ace)
Hero: shows (a pair of Sevens)
Hero collected 2860 from pot
Summary Total pot 2860 | Rake 0
Board
Seat 1: Hero (big blind) showed and won (2860) with a pair of Sevens
Seat 2: Donnestola (button) (small blind) showed and lost with high card Ace
Also got a $4k FPP bonus today, ship it!
Up until last month the highest amount of FPPs I had accumulated was like 25k, sick grind paying off now.
GL all, and tks for the support on the online pro thingy, hope that counts for something!
So dissapoint that stripper only gave sad ending massage
I decide to craiglist to get hj
found this:http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/biz/2014448405.html
so I go, it's in some poor neighborhood in Philly
I'm afraid of it being a sting but then I think this neighborhood is too poor for police.
I'm afraid of gangs but I don't see any around and it's like 2pm so I go in house when she gives me call
she is like 6'2 6'3, 195lbs all muscle
something clearly seems wrong with her, her legs has like marks on them I can't tell what is wring with her legs. But she has really fine muscle tone but ugly dog face, like big foot's woman.
So there's other people in the house, I'm pretty concerned
I enter her room and it's just a mattress with sheets and she puts a towel on top the bed. And that's where I'm supposed to get massage. So I'm not going anywhere I came for a hj, Ima get a damn hj. Shit if I care if it's a crak house and on a mattress. The music is the radio. She give me back massage for like 4 minute then has me turn over and puts condom on and start givingnme bj. I tell her to play with my balls please. She like grabs them and it hurts but I'm not saying anything then she starts to crush one and I say ow. She starts to go lighter but it's like her hands are in some kind of clutch and she's knuckling my balls, but whatever she's trying her best. I start cumming and it's like she wants feel cum come into her mouth. Then i asked for a hug and she gave me a good hug and I think she is sweet person, like a human who is just trying to feel good.
I wonder if she was addicted to crack. I don't know if I'll go back, place still scares me
and she might have aids and it's not even a massage table. Maybe I shud just move to Vegas, those Asian women are much better. They know all sorts of techniques and shit
So dissapoint that stripper only gave sad ending massage
I decide to craiglist to get hj
found this:http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/biz/2014448405.html
so I go, it's in some poor neighborhood in Philly
I'm afraid of it being a sting but then I think this neighborhood is too poor for police.
I'm afraid of gangs but I don't see any around and it's like 2pm so I go in house when she gives me call
she is like 6'2 6'3, 195lbs all muscle
something clearly seems wrong with her, her legs has like marks on them I can't tell what is wring with her legs. But she has really fine muscle tone but ugly dog face, like big foot's woman.
So there's other people in the house, I'm pretty concerned
I enter her room and it's just a mattress with sheets and she puts a towel on top the bed. And that's where I'm supposed to get massage. So I'm not going anywhere I came for a hj, Ima get a damn hj. Shit if I care if it's a crak house and on a mattress. The music is the radio. She give me back massage for like 4 minute then has me turn over and puts condom on and start givingnme bj. I tell her to play with my balls please. She like grabs them and it hurts but I'm not saying anything then she starts to crush one and I say ow. She starts to go lighter but it's like her hands are in some kind of clutch and she's knuckling my balls, but whatever she's trying her best. I start cumming and it's like she wants feel cum come into her mouth. Then i asked for a hug and she gave me a good hug and I think she is sweet person, like a human who is just trying to feel good.
I wonder if she was addicted to crack. I don't know if I'll go back, place still scares me
and she might have aids and it's not even a massage table. Maybe I shud just move to Vegas, those Asian women are much better. They know all sorts of techniques and shit
Just gonna post this while it lasts. Started with 100$ May 14th don't know how many hands I've played because I had to delete my database, but not full time.
I was almost at 1k but the downswing was my switch to 25 nl 4 buy ins 100$ is hard to get used to ... around hand 16073 I took desperate measures and won 2 buy ins at 50nl followed by some cautious 10nl play and then back to 25nl my redline has never looked like this before so I hope I'm doing something different. Spent 18.000 ftps on headphones for my mom because she keeps taking mine but now it says it could take 6 to 8 weeks to arrive? full tilt store
Im a long time lurker, poker/starcraft player. I just got the New SC2 and Im kicking ass :D I also am playing a lot of poker now so I figured this would be a good place to start up a blog and get some help form you guys on hands and stuff! I think blogging can help me out a bit because I dont really get to talk about poker with anyone because none of my friends are serious about poker or even know how to play for the matter.
Im a 25nl FR player atm. Trying to move up from busto stakes to the 100nl bum stakes before the summer. Ive got a pretty lacking schedule at school right now so I have a lot more time to put into my poker. Right now Im just going to school and Im in my last year so its just about time to get back into the real world and get a serious job. But for now I just wanna stack as much loot as possible!
I think I have become a bit too comfy at 25nl because Ive been playing it for a while now. I can grind out enough money for beers and food and a few bills with ease so Ive just gotten into the same old routine. Its hard for my roll to grow because Im always taking off small amounts every week. Next semester I have a super light schedule so Im probably going to get a part time job. Never really felt the need to get one while Im at school but I will just have so much free time on my hands that I might as well just keep building the resume.
Like I said earlier I just got SC2! I used to play this game a ton when I was 13-16 years old. I was never really that great at the game but always loved the challenge. I mean Im definitely not a SC noob. Right now Im 1st in my Bronze league division. I have no idea how the ladder system works tho so thats probably not much of an accomplishment but I thought it was cool lol. I tried out all the races durning those first 50 novice games that you get to play at the start and Ive gone back to my old roots, Terran. Been watching a lot of replays lately looking for some build orders and strategies. I feel like Ive got some pretty good basic strategies for each match up. I havent really seen a lot of good cheesey strategies in the replays tho so if you know any good Terran replays where they cheese for the win link it in the comments! :D Also, I know TL.net is a good place for replays but what are some other great sites for SC2 replays?
Anyways, I got a lot I want to talk about but Im going to save it for another day. Getting pretty late and I wanna get a few SC games in before I crash.
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