I'm so tilted I didn't realize until just today after working a 27 hour work session straight how insanely fucked i'm getting right now
I got put on some entry level tech job that a fucking pet rock could do. I got put on it because my current project hit a slowblock and all of my sites in the region i was working in were finished and as soon as i got home some dude quit and they wanted me to fill his spot on the retard wal-mart debit reader project because somehow in my company after working there for only six months i already have insane respect as a really good tech and all of the project coordinators want me to work for them. I got a really brief description of what i was gonna do and i said fuck it because i hated doing the mcdonalds project and i wanted to try to get away from it.
Anyways, I worked for 27 hours straight over the course of 8 stores and probably 8 hours of those driving and had been awake for 36+ hours straight all to make $400 wtfever I can make fucking $15 an hour at home making porn for the mom's against drunk driving society
on my old project in 27 hours of work i would have made like $2500 or more aodfja;jaf
ANYWAYS I've been playing poker for srsszzz lately and got two adorable spinny shiny stars on sharkscope for total profit in 2009 and here are some cutesy bragsy pussy hands for you guys to bask in and comment on because popeye eats his spinach raw
PokerStars Game #24288688675: Tournament #136524077, $10.00+$0.50 Holdem No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2009/01/26 5:36:14 ET
Table 136524077 1 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: tehskies (1860 in chips)
Seat 2: Mechu87 (1140 in chips)
tehskies: posts small blind 10
Mechu87: posts big blind 20
Holecards(Odds) Dealt to tehskies
tehskies said, "i hope youre not a winner @ these"
tehskies: raises 40 to 60
Mechu87: calls 40
Showdown tehskies: shows (a pair of Sixes)
Mechu87: mucks hand
tehskies collected 1880 from pot
Summary Total pot 1880 | Rake 0
Board
Seat 1: tehskies (button) (small blind) showed and won (1880) with a pair of Sixes
Seat 2: Mechu87 (big blind) mucked
PokerStars Game #24307271381: Holdem No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2009/01/26 17:59:58 ET
Table Gratia 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: sam0ah ($24.65 in chips)
Seat 2: BostonShaker ($23.10 in chips)
Seat 3: SNEAKYDUTCH ($41.55 in chips)
Seat 4: Asperant18 ($44.20 in chips)
Seat 5: tehskies ($55 in chips)
Seat 6: kungdernulf ($23.65 in chips)
tehskies: posts small blind $0.10
kungdernulf: posts big blind $0.25
PokerStars Game #24310839769: Holdem No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2009/01/26 19:51:23 ET
Table Gratia 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 2: Travel51 ($24.25 in chips)
Seat 3: R ten Cate ($36.20 in chips)
Seat 4: FreudSigmund ($25 in chips)
Seat 5: tehskies ($73.45 in chips)
Seat 6: manimoneto ($55.65 in chips)
Travel51: posts small blind $0.10
R ten Cate: posts big blind $0.25
Holecards Dealt to tehskies
FreudSigmund: folds
FreudSigmund leaves the table
tehskies: raises $0.75 to $1
manimoneto: folds
Travel51: folds
R ten Cate: raises $2.25 to $3.25
tehskies: calls $2.25
Flop (Pot : $6.60)
R ten Cate: checks
tehskies: bets $5
R ten Cate: calls $5
Turn (Pot : $16.60)
R ten Cate: checks
tehskies: checks
River (Pot : $16.60)
R ten Cate: bets $9
tehskies: raises $51.50 to $60.50
R ten Cate: folds
Uncalled bet ($51.50) returned to tehskies
tehskies collected $32.95 from pot
Summary Total pot $34.60 | Rake $1.65
Board
Seat 2: Travel51 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: R ten Cate (big blind) folded on the River
Seat 4: FreudSigmund folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 5: tehskies collected ($32.95)
Seat 6: manimoneto (button) folded before Flop (didnt bet)
turning a hand with showdown value into a bluff, i really like this one for some reason
At the end of day 1 at nl25 i was at 1260
I run omaha and drop to 900
play sngs and mtt's day two, get up to 1150
lose 150 playing omaha
start day 3, BR : $950 -
Say to myself "Im gonna crush omaha today, im so sick of variance crushing me, watch out!" and continue to drop another 150 before realizing I'm never going to win at omaha again or something
so im down around $700 +/- $100, and even from where i started 3 days ago (my PT3 doesnt track omaha but I've been crushing NL25 FR to make up for the loses, and now that I worked my way back to 1k even, I'm erasing omaha from my games list, or only playing it at super micro games (NL5 etc)
BR $1001.13
Lesson - Omahas variance is higher than any other game, i thought i was good at omaha, now im not to sure if im good at it or was running good in the past (although i've never had a run like this in omaha in my life)
Its good encouragement to stick to FR, thats where like 90% of my profits are from and some from $12 180 man turbos, although the turbos are also pretty high variance, I'm only going to play them 1 day a week for now on, seriously, with a mix of the $6 sng's which are really easy $85 at a time if you run alot of them and finish off the FT's well.
Meh, not bad though, if I were playing the way I used to play, the runs I had in omaha would have rolled me for sure and I would be sitting here busto, but the guide has saved me, as well as limit restrictions on pokerstars!
Theres been 1-2 times where I've been in the moment where in the past I would have just opened HU tables and tried to recoop loses, but now that I'm playing deeper rolled for my limits, I see no reason to ever take such a risk when the money will be flowing in easily most days of the week.
Alright, I suck, apparently I can't beat omaha and i give up trying to play it ever again
Today I turned on CNN and there was this huge debate on whether or not Public breast feeding was OK.
I don't even understand how there is any argument. I find it very bizarre the human culture has developed to a point where people are so ashamed/afraid of the way we were all born. Almost every "civilized" society has rules regarding the covering of ones' body, certain societies take it to huge extremes to the point where public nudity would get one a death sentence. It's hard to imagine we live in a world where presenting yourself in the manner with which you came into this world would get you taken out of it.
Even in the United States, you can go to jail for being nude. Imprisoned for not wearing clothing. As far as I'm concerned, whether you're a religious person or an evolutionist, it should be understood that God/Evolution created you without clothing, so why the big deal about it?
Obviously I appreciate clothing as they keep me warm and make me look cool, but I have just always found it odd that society has this bizarre preoccupation with nudity. I was watching this documentary where this Muslim guy was talking about how he loves religion and saying that we need it else our women would all be walking around "dressed like whores." This is an interesting theory of course, but it makes me wonder, do they not recognize that Allah, God, or whoever made man naked? If he wanted us to wear clothing perhaps it should grown on trees?
I've brought this up with some people and usually get a response of "WHAT YOU WANT PERVERTS WALKING AROUND FLASHING PEOPLE ALL THE TIME?" or, re: breastfeeding "YEAH WELL PEOPLE NEED TO WHACK OFF TOO BUT THEY DONT HAVE TO DO IT IN PUBLIC" (this might actually be a fair argument).
Obviously, I don't want perverts running around with their wangs flapping in the breeze, and I think it's nice that people generally prefer to be clothed, but rather I wonder what it is that makes it now seem "normal" for societies to have rules punishing people for having their bodies exposed within eyesight of others.
Anyone else ever find this weird? Or am I a huge pervert freak?
So this year I've been playing 2/4 PLO almost exclusively (some 3/6 to fill tables). I've played about 60k hands or so and it's been going surprisingly well. I was kind of a fish when I first jumped right into 2/4 but I've sort of impressed myself at how fast I've adjusted to the game, and would say that as of right now I'm either one of the best running (more likely) regulars in the game, or that I have a fairly significant edge over the field.
I feel my "edge" more in PLO than I ever did in hold 'em interestingly enough, and it only took about 4 or 5 ~30 bi swinging days for me to get used to the swings. I've always been overrolled so maybe PLO was made for me.
I'm really nervous/excited about how well I've been doing and how comfortable I feel. I plan to aggressively move up and cycle in 5/10 and 10/20 tables as necessary. I talked to another PLO reg who got SNE last year solely from PLO and think that this is a reasonable goal for me as well. I'd only need to put in 80k hands a month which is certainly doable, although it's worth noting that PLO hands go MUCH slower than NLHE, so it takes about twice as much time hour wise for me to get that many hands in.
Here's a graph from my desktop that is unfortunately missing about 60% of my volume from the laptop at PCA/Foxwoods.
As you can see there are a lot of swongs, but I'm pulling 5.8ptbb this month so undoubtedly running good. I've only been one outted once and have one-outted others twice.
My heads up game is pretty weak, but I've been trying to work on it more. It's tough though as I'm always 16 tabling. This graph is almost 100% 16 tabling 2/4 and a little 3/6.
In other news, I got some sick jams for all of you.
A 2000's classic:
A sick new Jay-Z song that should have got radio play but didn't:
A sick freestyle over an old sick biggie beat:
I originally made this blog post to point out I'm giving serious consideration to "quitting" NLHE in liue of pursuing SNE and my feeling that my edge is actually greater at PLO despite me picking up the game only in the last six months.
My first session on NL25 (played an hour, took a break, then put in another session)
/brag
4.6 hrs played so far...looking to play atleast 6 hrs a day
I have 3000 FPP right now, im aiming for SN by April 5th
probably put in more time soon, gonna take a break for a little bit, lately ive been playing 1-2 hr sessions and taking a break, it seems to help my focus and concentration a lot, also stopped looking at cashier til the session is over, which makes me sweat each hand way less. (sometimes just a 3-5 minute break and staying on the tables, other times closing them and relaxing until im juiced to play again)
I was told I should make a blog from another forum so here it is.
Hello Guys,
Well my friend lipton told me about this site said a bunch of SC players are here. Some of you may remember thought I doubt it. I was top 10 in season 1, 2 and 3 ( i could have been like 11th in one of them my nickname was Arkons and someone has been using it on this forum it appears because I cannot make the name.
Anyways I will come out with it, I have been playing poker for 6 years and I went busto yesterday. I will tell the truth, I actually drunkily made a sportsbet for get this.... my entire bankroll, I actually thought that it was a for sure bet and there is no way id lose. I keep my roll at 5k and play 1-2 and 2-4 multi tabling. I have never had money issues but I did not put any money aside for rent or anything, before you flame me ill be the first to say im a stupid moron.
I know its a long shot but I really need help, I need someone to stake me on their terms, I have just moved in a new apartment in dallas i was in houston and I cant even pay rent. I am a consistent winner from 4-6bb/hr in both 1-2 and 2-4 while 4-6 tabling.
I am hoping someone is kind enough to help me and stake me, I have never asked for money from anyone in my life I have always had an overabundance and made many loans over the years. All my poker friends (supposed friends) wont lift a finger to help me which is very sad to me they know i am a winner and the highest limit player drives an aston martin he paid cash for and has several hundred thousand.
I wont ramble on I will just say I need help. I dont even have money for anything even food this is no joke I pray someone can help me i will be so grateful and careful and play on your terms. I have a party account my friend made for me from uk a ftp account and a playersonly account(cake). Thanks for the consideration I know its a long shot and I hope this is the right forum. I will be up all night because I cannot sleep im so stressed I have a daughter and I cant get a job let alone a paycheck for food and rent. I should be able to pay the stake back in 2 weeks or less and I will continue to play if youd like. I am a winner please trust in this(except sports betting i learned my lesson)
Your gettin down with your girl / some random chick or floofy / and she gives you head, after you cum, she attempts to kiss you with a mouthful of cum.
I've had this happen to me from more than one girl, both times they were joking, and both times i was like "GOOOOOOOOO BRUSH THOSE TEEEEEEEEEETH, GET THE FUCK OUTA HERE"
Poll: Cumguzzling kissers
(Vote): This has happened to me atleast once
(Vote): This has never happened to me
(Vote): My name is Floofy
Just felt like posting something random here
Oh, I'm starting NL25 now, wish me luck guys, I reset my PT database too since there was some mixed hands in there from before the guide was written, I figure NL25 is just as good as time as any to start a fresh one+I just got the new PT3 upgrade)
... And I'm spending it alone by myself in a hotel room. Work sucks sometimes
why can't be i 21 this year instead of 20 what a fucking useless birthday i cant even get drunk. I'm staying in a pretty baller hotel that has a kitchenette or whatever and i went shopping for food last night and seen a case of beer and my mouth just started watering and i stopped my cart and looked at it for a good 5 minutes. I then cried a bit and walked away
also i keep getting really deep (like top 18) in tournaments and then losing what a fucking terrible cocktease birthday present that is.
I went shopping for some new clothes and decided to show you guys what the sexiest 20 year old LP member looks like (holla)
YES those are my socks that that alpha-male jerk floofy threw across the room
A week after that ridiculous monkey swing I made, I've recovered my loses and then some, even dropped to NL5 for a while when I was at my lowest point
I took a couple days off cuz we got a wii at my house, and have been getting really good at tennis (so addictive) and getting a ridiculous amount of sleep (16 hrs last night after 4 straight nights of 4-6 hrs of sleep)
Was wondering if anyone can give me some good titles to buy for the wii and a brief explanation of why the games good if possible. (especially Zelda)
OK heres my recent sharkscope, I ran 20 $11 HU SnG's this morning and pulled a nice profit, although I could have won a few more bi's if it weren't for suckouts, standard variance, w/e. I did run better than my last session which was nice.
(45 games played since my last graph, +150)
I'm going to run $11 HU SnG's until I have $840 and move up to the $23 level
Ever since switching to sng's, i've been pulling a nice profit everyday with very little or no stress while playing, its just as good as fr imo, which I'll still play when I just wanna nit it up.
I'd also like to say that I got a little out of line with my last post to crownroyal, I over-reacted at him, hes been stabbin at me for a while and I was in a really pissy mood and just wrote up a retarded blog on how hes a retard, but hes a person and deserves respect, so i'll do my best to lay off.
$126 in my first 2 days, 5 hours played, at my first days at this, I think this is way better than playing cash, that would probably take me 11 hrs to grind out on NL10. Therefore, I will continue to grind HU SnG's mainly and play some NL25 FR or double or nothings when I wanna just chill and kick it down a gear.
I also tried a couple midlimit ones to see the competetion difference which was really, really simple, most the players through each limit on HU SnG's that I've tried are not even comparable to a 1bb/100 winner at NL50 HU
All in all, I'm very happy with how the HU SnG's are, since you rarely play the same person over and over, which keeps my ego at bay and allows me to just play my A game
Also, if you lose the game, the worst that happens is 1bi loss, instead of getting deeper and deeper against a player you may not have an edge vs, or a player that may be running in god mode
The double or nothing SnG's are very profitable and i reccomend them to anyone who can intellectually think through SnG's, I pulled 8bi profit my first run of 12 of them, 2nd run I ran into alot of big hands and didn't do to well though, just a small profit
So, I'm going to do more sessions of the $5 double or nothings to find what kind of roi I can expect in the long run, after I have 5-6 full sessions put in, then I'll decide if they are as profitable if not more profitable than SnG's / micro stakes cash
I like the Double/Nothins because its very very hard to lose itlr* as long as you can win 52% of your games which is really easy imo
HU SnG's are turning out to be the easiest games I've ever played, I would be up a 100-200 but I've been sucked out on a ton in my first session (getting ppl down to 300 chips and them coming back with random trash - happened like 4 times) (and losing ai pf's at 50/100 A9 vs A4 etc) - no worries though, variance swings both ways
Its all good though, I'll give them another go tonight or tomorrow or sometime soon and keep LP posted on whats going on, I'm considering switching to HU SnG's permanantly with a mix of MTT's (since they are the same format, and while in MTT's, it will encourage me to keep grinding SnG's)
Obviously in the beginning while my roll is under 1k, I can't play many big MTT's, but I'll get in the 3rebuy and some $2 - $8.80 tournaments often and slam one out soon
for now im gonna go relax, get high and eat, on a really wacky sleep schedule
I'm enjoying these game selections very much, although idk if the double or nothings will be around for a long time or not, but I do know the HU SnG players are just terrible and I can dominate all the way up.
I'd like to build my roll up enough where I can play HU SnGs on one monitor and some MTT's on the other
This by no means, means that I'm quitting cashgames, because obviously thats not even close to the scenario, but I definitaley have 0% drive to play HU cash now and see it as -ev except for a few scenarios where I find it to be profitable.
What it does mean is that I hate grinding microstakes, I have tilt issues in cashgames from time to time (avg 1/8 days I tilt like a monkey and spew a ton of money)
I set a new stop loss that I can actually follow instead of overlooking
(10 buy-ins for cash)
(16 buy-ins for SnG) - more for sng's since usually have many running, and u can't really quit in the middle of a session with 6 tables still up
To finish this off, I've always been a tourney player, no matter how u look at it, its been my bread and butter, and its where I don't get rolled.
About 2 years ago rekrul said it right, "tourney donks luckbox big wins then go spew it at mid/high limits"
Well, I fullfilled that proficy for years, and believe me, it was something that ego drove me to do, there was no logic or thoughts from the heart while taking these ridiculous endeavors.
I'll be playing FR cashgames again soon as well when I'm looking for smaller sessions, although I think HU SnG's are going to be way more profitable itlr
OK, kinda baked and rambled on for a long time, just kinda thinking while I type, if you read it all then your a hero and you should probably reward yourself :-)
BR : 515.25
Edit : One of LP's 2/4 - 5/10 players (a good friend) offered me a $150 tournament stake for tournaments, I'm pretty sure I'll play these under my moms account so we can track them on OPR w/ no confusion.
tyatrnaisrfomnelliy - wonder if anyone can't read this on the first try
GL LP,
Ryan
(words some newer players may not understand)
*ldp = lockdown poker = don't play ANYTHING
*itlr = in the long run
After leaving lucky7 for spicy 2 at 8am I get a call from OTL that he went with those girls and theyre now in their room wanting me to come over for drinking and ****ing.
Iam pretty happy about this so I make my where there together with my german fella.
Unfortunetly there is only 1 girl left and nobody was looking like they want to have an orgy and this girl somehow managed to like my friend... so I picked up my phone game and called 1 of their friends I saw on a pic hanging on the wall.
Because there is only 1 bed in the room I had to sleep on the 2 couches we put together.
After some sleep I wake up from some ridicolous loud music...I tried to ignore it and after 5 minuites it hit me that there was a reason why they turned the music...obv they want to cover some other noises
So I hop onto the flow and do this girl on the couch while theyre ****ing on the bed, later on we go down to OTLs girl room and get provided with a matress going for round 2.
Good times.
(aftr manylevels and OTL went home i took the 3 girls back to my apartment the next night)
edit: Going out RCA tonight again with manylevels. My 20 yr old maid's gfs are having a birthday party insta shipp it
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