https://www.liquidpoker.net/


LP international    Contact            Users: 2062 Active, 3 Logged in - Time: 14:03

Viewing all blogs - Page 157

New to LiquidPoker? Register here for free!
NL200 Idiot Regulars
  JonnyCosMo, Nov 11 2007

I'm going to rant. If you don't want to hear a rant don't read. When I refer to "Idiot Regulars", I'm not talking about this guy that I took a bunch of money from in this hand:

Villan in this hand is playing 79/5/3 (almost never folding preflop)
Submitted by : JonnyCosMo

POKERSTARS GAME #13168075022: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/11/11 - 00:32:36 (ET)
Table 'Bathseba II' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: happyclammy ($195 in chips)
Seat 2: JonnyCosMo ($303.10 in chips)
Seat 3: littlepickel ($208 in chips)
Seat 4: ciji ($858.60 in chips)
Seat 5: needfood ($411.40 in chips)
Seat 6: slickster998 ($200 in chips)
needfood: posts small blind $1
slickster998: posts big blind $2

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to JonnyCosMo JhJs
happyclammy: folds
JonnyCosMo : raises $6 to $8
littlepickel: raises $16 to $24
ciji: calls $24
needfood: folds
slickster998: folds
JonnyCosMo : raises $51 to $75
littlepickel: folds
ciji: calls $51

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $177.00)

   3s2dJd
JonnyCosMo : checks
ciji: bets $80
JonnyCosMo : calls $80

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $337.00)

   3s2dJdJc
JonnyCosMo : checks
ciji: checks

River (Pot : $337.00)

   3s2dJdJc4c
JonnyCosMo : bets $148.10 and is all-in
ciji: calls $148.10

Showdown
JonnyCosMo : shows JhJs (four of a kind, Jacks)
ciji: mucks hand
JonnyCosMo collected $630.20 from pot

Summary
Total pot $633.20 | Rake $3
Board  3s2dJdJc4c
Seat 1: happyclammy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: JonnyCosMo showed JhJs and won ($630.20) with four of a kind, Jacks
Seat 3: littlepickel folded before Flop
Seat 4: ciji (button) mucked AdKh
Seat 5: needfood (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: slickster998 (big blind) folded before Flop



Sweet, we all see we have a mega-fish at our table who still has a ton of money in his stack. THE LAST THING YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO DO IS BERATE THIS POOR GUY FOR STACKING AK HIGH. DO YOU STUPID FUCKS NOT LIKE MONEY? DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD TO PUT THIS GUY DOWN BECAUSE HE SUCKS AT POKER? DO YOU REALLY WANT HIM TO LEAVE THE TABLE??? DO YOU EVER BENEFIT FROM THAT IN ANYWAY!?! Honestly, not only are some of the NL200 regulars bad, they are the biggest fucking retards ever. Wow...




*****1 votes

Comments (13)


10 hour shift on wednesday =D
  Ibsu Bai Hui, Nov 11 2007

39 out of 61 people found the following comment useful:-
A good time!, 9 March 2006
8/10
Author: liza1727 from NY, NY

Being a huge SJP and Matthew fan- I of course went to see the movie. I was shocked and really pleased to see how much camera time Zooey Deschanel got. She was my favorite character in the movie- by far. I wasn't expecting that at all. Her facial expressions and deep voice were perfect for the quirky character she played. So now I am a huge fan of her's. Back to the movie. The plot was a little predictable (duh),but was truly a pleasurable one. I didn't go to the movie to be deeply moved- but I did go to see a great light-hearted film with an amazing cast. And I had success. I love Kathy Bates- so it's a plus that she's in it. Terry Bradshaw is naked at one point.....so rate that as you will. But all in all- a good time was had. Go see it.
Was the above comment useful to you?



i'm sorry but if 39 out of 61 people found the [..] comment useful then 39 out of 61 people should fucking die. but we already know that don't we



*****1 votes

Comments (0)


sunday Mill 1st time
  TheBeachGirL, Nov 11 2007

My brother is buying me in for the next month for a birthday present, He said if I FT we split 50/50 any other winnings are mine, I agreed.


Anyways is the competition soft? Or em I out my league?





*1 votes

Comments (6)


first blog post.
  Reload, Nov 10 2007

hello, you may have seen a couple of my posts, i am trying to learn poker so i came here !

i played brood war with bigredhoss, and i remember posting on a forum about bad beats etc etc and hoss would tell me stfu you suck etc etc, and i was like ok i want to get better.

anyways, i play piano, i play street fighter games (sf3:ts and cvs2) and also melty blood, i play warcraft 3 TFT also. i been playing poker not that long, maybe like a year and a half at home games, and maybe 6 months online? but i have never cashed out before. which sucks because i lost hecka money hahaha

ok that's all



0 votes

Comments (4)


PayPal Trade?
  TheBeachGirL, Nov 10 2007

I need someone to purchase 2 months of Mega Video Premium Package its 12.99$ in exchange for 15$ on stars, ( I dont know if they charge tax on that but if I do Ill also add more)

If you make the account register it to Lherreraaz@yahoo.com Ill ship you a extra 5$ for making it hassle free for me.



0 votes

Comments (7)


24 Inch Monitor
  wakeboarrder, Nov 10 2007

I have a 17 inch dell inspiron 6000 laptop. Can anyone suggest a 24 inch widescreen monitor that I can hook up to my laptop and have two monitors or is this not possible (pretty sure it is)...willing to spend no more then $500...



0 votes

Comments (3)


Back to the Tables
  wakeboarrder, Nov 09 2007

Now that soccers over i decided to put some money on pokerstars and start playing serious and really try and get a nice bankroll going. I made 100 off sitngos yesterday and started playing 10nl with my 200 dollar bankroll. Today ended like this......





0 votes

Comments (1)


Great day today !
  Sheitan, Nov 09 2007

Dropped 4 bis in cash game in 1k hands getting sick coolers i've ever seen since i started poker, decided to play some mtts and managed to drop from chip leader to 18th place in 2 hands where im a huge favorite against a big stack.

That's -1 bi.

Total: -5bis and the WORST DAY OF POKER OF MY LIFE i think i nearly broke my hand hitting the table. This is one weird feeling right now... on top of that i have to wake up at 6 am for work tomorrow.

Why this happens ?

Just to illustrate how i started my cash game session:
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/311897



0 votes

Comments (2)


ship it
  ChoboPokeR_r, Nov 09 2007

--- Nuked ---



0 votes

Comments (16)


My new stacked slogan
  TheBeachGirL, Nov 09 2007

When I stack someone " Dont come to the beach if you dont wanna get wet"

When I bust " Didnt know you were shreks best friend"



0 votes

Comments (11)


Can I 20 Table NL25 6max?
  TheBeachGirL, Nov 09 2007

Is this possible? I think im gonna try it



**1 votes

Comments (12)


Tourneys and Cash
  NeillyJQ, Nov 09 2007

I started the day off on the cashtables and lost my ass for an hour, going down about $250.

I then switched to tournies and got deep in the 10R and 3R only to bust in the top 100 in each.

I also got 1st in a $20 180 man SnG today, which was my first 1st place in one of these ever.

I'll be playing them for the most part now, as well as all the gntd tournies all day. (up to $50 bi)

Time to get blazed and enjoy the rest of the night;

cheers guys!

GL,
Ryan



0 votes

Comments (6)


EDIT: FrinkX takes the cake
  JonnyCosMo, Nov 08 2007

Don't read my last post, it' is irrelevant at this point. Check this out:

EDIT: No more graph! Wah wah

FrinkX at 2/4 today on sick sick sick sick sick life tilt. That is some respectable tilting. Takes hard work to do something like this. Wowowow. FrinkX <33333



*****1 votes

Comments (13)


EDIT: FrinkX takes the cake
  JonnyCosMo, Nov 08 2007

Don't read my last post, it' is irrelevant at this point. Check this out:

EDIT: No more graph! Wah wah

FrinkX at 2/4 today on sick sick sick sick sick life tilt. That is some respectable tilting. Takes hard work to do something like this. Wowowow. FrinkX <33333



*****1 votes

Comments (13)


Never Run So Bad In a Single Session...
  JonnyCosMo, Nov 08 2007

I've been having a great month so far, and this post isn't really complaining... actually it is kind of a brag to be honest with you. At the start of the month, a pretty well known 1/2 regular (which I won't name caz it might be embarassing for him) I was talking to told me it was impossible for anyone to make more than 10k in a single month at NL200, so I told him I've done it on multiple months pretty easily. He called me a liar, so I told him that I would take a prop bet on it this month. He insta-called it, but I also told him he would need to lay me odds since I only planned on playing like 30-40k hands this month (busy with school for the most part). He gave me 4 to 1 and the bet has been on since then.

So I'll be pretty humble for this next part... I'm pretty much killing the NL200 games on Stars. Everything was going awesome until today. Basically all hell broke loose for my long session and I ended up getting raped. And by raped, I had a 4k+ hand session where I only made $500. So here are a few hands from today:

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/311252 - Standard, I flop a set, I get it in vs top pair. I get board goes runner runner to shit on me. Sweet.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/311253 - 3 bet the same monkey, he flops a set. I turn top pair top kicker and have to go with it.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/311254 - Get dealt a set-up vs the super nit greg1osu. Get it in and he gets there with a 2 outer.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/311255 - Get dealt another set-up, turn poops on my head and I double up this guy.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/311256 - Get dealt another set-up, turn poops on my head and I double up the short stack.

Oh btw, if you haven't already noticed, look at the table names for all those past hands. They are all at the same table LMAO! Ok continuing with my story:

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/311261 - QQ vs 60/20/4 super aggro donk. He turns a flush... what can I do?

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/311262 - 3 bet ATs for value, flop an ace, I figure he has a pp and I get no action so I check flop. He turns a set. I don't really like my hand on turn, until the river gives me 2 pair so I stack

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/311265 - Loose passive call station owns me in this hand... KK no good

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/311266 - Monkey 4 bets shoves AJo in blind vs blind. Monkey gets there.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/311268 - Get dealt a set-up vs a shortie... oh it doesn't hold again.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/311275 - I don't know... sweet play sir.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/311269 - FINALLY someone gets it in vs me good!!!

Ok enough of the bad hands, here are some of the funny hands from the session:

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/311271 - I think he has QQ 80% of the time preflop when he calls. QQ 90% of the time when he checks behind turn. QQ like 100% after he checks turn behind. So value bet all day ship it.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/311272 - ROAR! Set over set, I run good!!!

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/311273 - And he says after the hand he thought I had AK too. LOL!!!

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/311274 - Guy goes on sick life tilt after he sees my hand. Claims that I'm a total moron at life and that I should kill myself etc...

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/311277 - Apparently I'm a donkey in this hand too. He says I'm an idiot for checking turn. I say he's an idiot for calling preflop. Whos the bigger idiot?

So here is the EV graph for the day:



Felt a lot more brutal than it actually looks on the graph. I basically couldn't win shit for the last half of the session. Whatever though, still a good month. This better not continue.



*****1 votes

Comments (6)


Never Run So Bad In a Single Session...
  JonnyCosMo, Nov 08 2007

I've been having a great month so far, and this post isn't really complaining... actually it is kind of a brag to be honest with you. At the start of the month, a pretty well known 1/2 regular (which I won't name caz it might be embarassing for him) I was talking to told me it was impossible for anyone to make more than 10k in a single month at NL200, so I told him I've done it on multiple months pretty easily. He called me a liar, so I told him that I would take a prop bet on it this month. He insta-called it, but I also told him he would need to lay me odds since I only planned on playing like 30-40k hands this month (busy with school for the most part). He gave me 4 to 1 and the bet has been on since then.

So I'll be pretty humble for this next part... I'm pretty much killing the NL200 games on Stars. Everything was going awesome until today. Basically all hell broke loose for my long session and I ended up getting raped. And by raped, I had a 4k+ hand session where I only made $500. So here are a few hands from today:

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/311252 - Standard, I flop a set, I get it in vs top pair. I get board goes runner runner to shit on me. Sweet.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/311253 - 3 bet the same monkey, he flops a set. I turn top pair top kicker and have to go with it.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/311254 - Get dealt a set-up vs the super nit greg1osu. Get it in and he gets there with a 2 outer.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/311255 - Get dealt another set-up, turn poops on my head and I double up this guy.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/311256 - Get dealt another set-up, turn poops on my head and I double up the short stack.

Oh btw, if you haven't already noticed, look at the table names for all those past hands. They are all at the same table LMAO! Ok continuing with my story:

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/311261 - QQ vs 60/20/4 super aggro donk. He turns a flush... what can I do?

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/311262 - 3 bet ATs for value, flop an ace, I figure he has a pp and I get no action so I check flop. He turns a set. I don't really like my hand on turn, until the river gives me 2 pair so I stack

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/311265 - Loose passive call station owns me in this hand... KK no good

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/311266 - Monkey 4 bets shoves AJo in blind vs blind. Monkey gets there.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/311268 - Get dealt a set-up vs a shortie... oh it doesn't hold again.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/311275 - I don't know... sweet play sir.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/311269 - FINALLY someone gets it in vs me good!!!

Ok enough of the bad hands, here are some of the funny hands from the session:

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/311271 - I think he has QQ 80% of the time preflop when he calls. QQ 90% of the time when he checks behind turn. QQ like 100% after he checks turn behind. So value bet all day ship it.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/311272 - ROAR! Set over set, I run good!!!

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/311273 - And he says after the hand he thought I had AK too. LOL!!!

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/311274 - Guy goes on sick life tilt after he sees my hand. Claims that I'm a total moron at life and that I should kill myself etc...

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/311277 - Apparently I'm a donkey in this hand too. He says I'm an idiot for checking turn. I say he's an idiot for calling preflop. Whos the bigger idiot?

So here is the EV graph for the day:



Felt a lot more brutal than it actually looks on the graph. I basically couldn't win shit for the last half of the session. Whatever though, still a good month. This better not continue.



*****1 votes

Comments (6)


watch
  ChoboPokeR_r, Nov 08 2007

--- Nuked ---



0 votes

Comments (17)


flyff mmo =)
  Ibsu Bai Hui, Nov 08 2007

a few things:

1. graphics are way less interesting than those of 2moons. they are cute and pretty cool but not the realistic emersive landscapes of 2moons

2. you will take 2 days of grinding with 0 skills (OR you can waste skillpnts), before you reach lv15 and can choose a class.

3. you NEED to read the forums/guides. this is the least newbie-friendly game EVER. if you dont then you'll eventually read a guide at lv15 an find out you needed to collect a certain q item in order to join a particular class - and that you CANT GET IT ANYMORE because you're too high for regular drops from the appropriate NPC. god yes it's a PAIN.

4. it seems like 1 class is completely crap and has bugged ultimate spells which dont work properly (elemental mage) and another is insanely overpowered (going pure dex acrobat + using bows + spamming the same 1 skill, then later going bow-jester instead of bow-archer like you're 'supposed to'"

5. i'm on the PK server of course. they made all servers PK but everyone complained so they removed and left only one. it seems like it's hugely underpopulated. i thought for a decent while about switching to non-pk, more populated server, but what's the point in a non-pk mmo?? right now, i've actually got about 10 people on my friend list, and maybe i just haven't visited the Main City to see the crowds yet.

6. this game looks more grindy than 2moons. like i said, it took me 2 days (although i had work) to get to lv15 ... 2 days before i even CHOSE A CLASS -.- npcs now, at the same level as me, give like 0.5%/kill i think. and i'm lv20 good job with this overpowered class i'm able to solo npcs 4-5 levels higher.

7. flying is cool! i can finally fly (lv20). i bought a cheap broomstick and hoverboard to try both out.

8. i really couldn't decide which class to take, none reaaally appealed except assist (healer) but i found out they can do NOTHING except sit there and heal. but then i found a fighter assist hybrid is possible and i'm going to make one of those.

9. when i first logged in i (of course) made several characters and experimented to see what they look like and with different hair colour (ingame). unfortunately i found, if you make then delete a character, you have to wait 10 days for the name to be cleared -.- so basically i used up the names Perisie, perisie, PeRiSiE and had to then settle with xxPERISIExx and now will wait 10 days before i can remake Perisie and make that my Assist -____-

10. screenshot =) me flying over some town





*****1 votes

Comments (2)


New Love in My Life...
  JonnyCosMo, Nov 07 2007

Yea that's right, I'm in love. I've known about her for years, but we were only formally introduced just recently (like a couple months ago). At first, our relationship didn't start out so good. Definitely a little rocky at the start. But the more we started to be around each other, the more my love for her grew. Now I can't go a day without her, she is my everything, my light at the end of the tunnel. She is beautiful in every way. At night, when we are alone, she likes it rough and dirty. And yes, I give it to her like she wants it. I give it gooooooood.


... She is heads-up poker. And I rock her world.

Recently I've been playing a ton of heads-up on FTP and Pokerstars. Started out at NL200, and have worked my way to NL400. I love it. It's amazing. The most beautiful thing about it is there just isn't enough information out there about how to play a proper heads-up game. And even the information that is out really won't help players too much since the situations you get into in heads-up are much more player dependent, so there really is few universal truths to the game. On top of that, most people at the middle stakes just haven't played enough of it. Stars only recently came out with heads-up tables for the low levels (and they have them capped at 10 tables max), and FTP didn't have them before this year, and they really aren't that popular compared to 6-max or full ring. With that said, there is a ton of dead money in heads-up games. People make the wrong adjustments, misjudge your aggression, and basically make a ton of basic errors then somehow justify it as "coolers" because they are heads-up. It's pretty laughable. Best of all, you run into the biggest shit talkers in the world when you play heads-up. People think they are god, and will berate you for every mistake they think you are making. If you ever want a good demonstration of natural human stupidity, play more heads-up poker.

That's my 2 cents for the day. <3




*****1 votes

Comments (9)


New Love in My Life...
  JonnyCosMo, Nov 07 2007

Yea that's right, I'm in love. I've known about her for years, but we were only formally introduced just recently (like a couple months ago). At first, our relationship didn't start out so good. Definitely a little rocky at the start. But the more we started to be around each other, the more my love for her grew. Now I can't go a day without her, she is my everything, my light at the end of the tunnel. She is beautiful in every way. At night, when we are alone, she likes it rough and dirty. And yes, I give it to her like she wants it. I give it gooooooood.


... She is heads-up poker. And I rock her world.

Recently I've been playing a ton of heads-up on FTP and Pokerstars. Started out at NL200, and have worked my way to NL400. I love it. It's amazing. The most beautiful thing about it is there just isn't enough information out there about how to play a proper heads-up game. And even the information that is out really won't help players too much since the situations you get into in heads-up are much more player dependent, so there really is few universal truths to the game. On top of that, most people at the middle stakes just haven't played enough of it. Stars only recently came out with heads-up tables for the low levels (and they have them capped at 10 tables max), and FTP didn't have them before this year, and they really aren't that popular compared to 6-max or full ring. With that said, there is a ton of dead money in heads-up games. People make the wrong adjustments, misjudge your aggression, and basically make a ton of basic errors then somehow justify it as "coolers" because they are heads-up. It's pretty laughable. Best of all, you run into the biggest shit talkers in the world when you play heads-up. People think they are god, and will berate you for every mistake they think you are making. If you ever want a good demonstration of natural human stupidity, play more heads-up poker.

That's my 2 cents for the day. <3




*****1 votes

Comments (9)




Next 20 blog entries



Poker Streams

















Copyright © 2026. LiquidPoker.net All Rights Reserved
Contact Advertise Sitemap