LETZ GAMBOOOOOOL

Just spent the last two hours having dreams that I was in WW2 as civilian somewhere in Europe.
Kinda long and at times random, but I must say I don't think I've ever had such an intricate dream I've remembered this well. Also the fact that when I would wake up, I could fall back asleep and continue to dream about the same subject.

Started out pretty weird - I had a dream within a dream starting with being in an apartment with another couple whom somehow creates a zombie apocalypse. Then it kinda just went straight into the main dream. I was in some sort of Industrial city which was pretty shitty with a few family members. We proceeded to get onto an elevator going to the 6th floor - during which the elevator went into a free fall and we were smashed back into the floor level, everyone was fine but the elevator had again attempted to reach the 6th floor I had just pressed the emergency button and it had for one reason or another stopped.

We then all got out, no one seriously injured and was greeted by a hotel manager who insisted on us coming back and getting any suite we wanted, we agreed and said we'd be back later in a week so we could use it then. My mother and grandparents went off back home but my brother and I stayed and decided we'd hit up a local pub. I was getting ready to walk and my brother looked at my strangely and told me we'll take the train. So as we are at the tracks waiting for a train to take us deeper into town I tell my brother about my dream about a zombie apocalypse, he dismisses it and I become very worked up about this. I even get to the point of telling him it'll happen at 4:00 pm this afternoon and we should hit up a gun store and really load up as much as we can - and if I'm wrong after 4 we can just return all the stuff we had bought - still he denied. So I asked him where he had a gun, he said he had a few in his house. At that time I see a military jeep fly by us and park in a field only accross the street, men jumped up and quickly set up a mortar aiming at a large Industrial Building a block off.

Before we knew it Military was all over in the field, I turned to my brother and started to cry out something to the extent of 'THIS IS IT' We hesitantly walked closer and watched them begin to fire off shell after shell into this building until it finally collapsed, after a while of standing there in disbelief I was approached by an dubious looking infantryman. I got the immediate feeling we needed get the fuck out of that place. As my brother and I began to book our asses to his house (a mile down the road) we looked back and saw Military (OUR GUYS) go into the train station, which was followed by gunfire and blood curdling screams. We then started to hear the whizzing bullets which were being shot at us as well.

As soon as we reached my brothers house he ran to get us each a gun and some ammo. he came back and got a rifle and handed me his pistol (idk why but I was pissed I got a pistol) anyways so we are both pretty fucking scared at this point and close all the blinds, turn off all the lights and wait. Before we knew it a bright moon had arisen and we started to see soldiers storming buildings and neighboring houses. As they opened the door to the house we opened fire, two fell but three burst through the door and were running right to our location, we bust out a window and hit the ground running deeper into the residential area. We begin to notice there are fucking military everywhere and we get trapped behind an apartment building. We end up busting down a window and hop down into a room of about 4 guys lanning (lol wat) we tell them the situation and none of them seem to believe us. One of them makes a joke about how fucking crazy we are and he's going to call the cops, he walks to the window and gets a bullet right to the head. Everyone jumps up and we tell them we gotta keep moving.

We continue running through the apartment and soon are at the entrance of the complex facing a few small houses/condos. We wait for a break and book it across the street. One of the guys at the lan and I make it safely across the street before we hear gunfire. I look back and see the other two guys from the Lan party get shot as my brother also makes it across. We frantically are looking around for someplace safe and we enter the first place without the doors locked. We run in on a father and daughter who look just as scared as we are. They tell us to hide and that the father will handle this. I jump into a closet and close the door. I hear a knock and the father opens they have some sort of Random Conversation. I hear two men enter (wtf he sold us out) he runs around the place a bit then heads out.

I get out of the closet and ask them wtf is going on. He responded, "They're killing all of the jews that have brought the apocalypse our way."

Apparently I was Jewish in my dream?

So we spend at least a day hiding in this man's house. Everyday we see more and more military coming around, patrolling the streets. But they soon vanish. There are no infantry patrolling, soon a massive group of civilians begins to pool outside the house we're at, they are talking about going on the offensive before they return, everyone begins to agree. My brother and I also end up in the street where we then see two infantrymen begin to walk towards the group, I go to grab my pistol (it was inside the house)... Fuck I was done for, they began walking towards me and I could hear gunfire in the distance, the crowd scattered, there were only maybe 10-20 of us there now. As they got closer you could see them prepare to fire. BAM one of them goes down, the other one spins around and is looking directly at the father who had saved us earlier, he's holding my pistol. He goes to fire again but the pistol jams or something and he immediately puts his hands up and drops to his knees. I see the soldier walk over to him with this gun pointed at his head. In almost a slow motion cut scene I drop to the ground and grab the rifle of the fallen soldier and shoot and catch the man in the right arm. He drops his rifle and drops to the ground, which my brother picks up and finishes him off. We run back inside the house for some reason and begin to look out the windows.

Soon there were more military on the scene, looking around anad busting into a few houses, they drag people out of their homes and into the street and begin demanding they tell them where the people who murdered the men were. They cower and point to our house. The men then proceed to kill the witnesses and begin to run straight at the house. We open fire from the windows but are soon overpowered. We needed to bail, again >_<

So we run out through the backyard. We look around to a house we can go to. there is a completely pitchblack house to the left I notice and I tell them I'll check it out, I run over and there is a garage in the backyard, I enter and find two random teenage girls hunched in a corner. I tell them they'll be okay and I turn back and tell everyone to get over here. Everyone enters the garage and we begin to see the growing need to GTFO out of this place.

It's brought up that there is a river that dissects two territories about a mile away, and once we get across that border we'd be safe. We decide it's better than dying here.

So we begin to set out to the river, as we pass we see a neighbor man in a window who motions to keep going as he begins to turn off all of his lights.

We get to the river and notice there is no way any of us can just swim across it, it's too wide and the current would be too strong. But there is a part of the river which is fairly narrow only two blocks up from where we were. We run up to the long grass that the river had provided us as cover and begin to make our way towards the narrow part in the river, at first the place was pretty empty only a few patrols far away, but now we had noticed jeeps and other military vehicles coming pretty close to us. We can see the narrow part just up ahead. We must have been spotted because I started to hear that whizzing sound of bullets followed by screaming. Soon it seemed like we were cannon fodder as we were being shot from everywhere, I looked back and we had lost the father and daughter, as well as one of the teenage girls. It was only the other teenage girl, one of the guys from the LAN, my brother, and I. At this point we are swimming across the river not really giving a fuck. at one point i feel a piercing burn in my right arm in two places. I find it more and more difficult to use that arm while swimming, again I get struck as I wash up finally on the other side. The others never made it as far as I did. As I feel myself dying I cry out, "WE'RE PEOPLE!!!!!! WE'RE HUMANS!!!!!!!!" Which only seemed to get chuckles from the troops who had just killed us. Soon it faded to black and I had awoken in a room with my brother a few other people and also my mother.

From this point on I was able to wake up, fall back asleep and continue to have random WW2 dreams along the same subject line of the dream above, I seemed to know about the fact I had died in my previous dream and knew exactly the situation I was in when I would get into a new dream.



Anyways this is a lot longer than I had originally thought it would be, I'm sure I'll read this tomorrow and be like wtf is this???

tl;dr cliffnotes
awesome ww2 dreams

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Well I made it, survived the weekend- was pretty awesome.

Partied it up - we drank a 1.75 of Vodka between the 6 of us (whom were drinking it) before heading out to the clubs. I only blacked out once during the night (a few hours are a mystery for me) and ended up buying 20 shots before we left the last club/bar. 20 jag bombs are generally like 4 bucks per jag bomb - I got it for 2.50 each because it was my b-day party out. Was pretty bomb xD if I knew that I would have gotten more.

Anyways I have fucking 2 finals tomorrow on my actual barfday 12-9... So after that it's time to rage it up. Although there's supposedly a warning out for the county I'm in. We're supposed to get up to a foot of snow tomorrow - that'll never stop me though :D

Anyways - thanks for all the early b-day wishes and gl at the tables.

p.s. no pictures are uploaded yet but I know this one chick was taking them.


few random funny (not really) stories.

We were playing Circle of Death and we had giant ass cards. The giant ass cards elderly people use (probably due to blindness and lack of motor functions) Anyways everytime you draw the card you put it under the beer tab. we go around a few times and ffs it cracks on me. What're the odds - I FUCKING HATE BEER. I was already drunk at this point so I chugged it - but it wasn't really great beer or anything so I had to chase it with my Liquid Viagra (Vodka + Redbull) to get the shitty taste out of my mouth.

Also going into to the first bar we saw a woman being carried by two guys totally limp into a cab. Always a great thing to see when you're about to go to a bar (overserved much? xD)

Almost got into one fight because one of my buddies was getting talked shit to by these two small fuckers. I guess my buddy was hitting on of the girls they were with? idk w/e - also why do small guys always seem to be the fucking aggressor. Little Man Syndrome is becoming a pandemic.

rambling
tl;dr weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Well in a few hours I shall begin my epic journey for hopefully an awesome night I will only remember in pictures and stories.

Turning 22 on Wednesday - ffs I feel so old

But since I'll be taking finals Monday-Thursday I won't really have time to party it up this upcoming week. So I'm having a party tonight instead.

Should be pretty awesome - invited a lot of fun people. I got a hotel suite close to the bars we're going to pregame + after party at. I plan on going to Brothers (should be packed - but sweet drink specials), Sneaky Pete's (they have poles all over the bar... random slags get up and dance on them - can't go wrong with this), and maybe the strip club connected to Sneaky Pete's (don't remember the name of it - but probably one of the better clubs in the downtown area imo) that's if I'm still functioning after bar close (questionable)

Anyways I think there will be a few people taking pictures so I'll post them as soon as those are up.

Anyways I'm off to get ready for my night.

Much love LP
Cheers

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Well I just want to make a quick blog post basically saying I told you so to the people on LP who constantly made random shit talking claims that the economy and the stock market was going to crash.

Seriously : it feels pretty good knowing you sloppy cunts continue to be wrong.

I'm not saying we're out of the water or it will be an easy jog to the top - but progress is progress.

So all you Mayan calendar/Prophet believers out their - do us all a favor and just STFU. You're recycled shit is still that - shit and will continue to be. So why don't you take your 9/11 conspiracies along with your impending doom conspiracies and proceed to exit left.

I have a feeling that I might get a 'I'm just asking questions man! we should question stuff!'

Sure that's all fine and dandy, but come with real facts and perhaps I'll listen - not unsubstantiated opinions from 'some source' or a youtube crackpot.


Well /rant - goodnight LP xoxoxo

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Well Looks like I'm withdrawing myself from the competition for the moment.

Although I believe by doing so I have increased my odds to fuck this hot chick we were all going after. Once the booze hit in my two other buddies who wanted to do this became all nice and shit to her, meanwhile I was being my complete dickhead self to her and it was totally working, ignoring her comments... Making fun of dumb shit she did. She ate that shit up : Also there were two other chicks the guys totally failed to even pay attention to due to the hot girl being the main attraction, I also kinda talked shit about the hot girl to them and even that seemed to work : fucking cunts are so stupid, I guess I'll be even more heartless and cold to them next time too xD

Anyways I got two of the three girls numbers before being like 'Not gonna lie, this is getting kinda gay, gonna peace.'

then the hot girl attempted to bribe me with food that she'd make, meh w/e she's either just genuinely nice, or she wants my dick : I guess time will tell. I guess now it's time for me to make some drunken calls to see what I can get... meh wish me luck lp xD

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Pretty much drunk already with a few buddies of mine.

Plan for tonight, we all act like complete assholes to every girl we meet. By the end of the night the first person to get laid wins 30 bucks. [10 dollar buy-in]

gambol gambol

I think my asshole game is pretty good after all the lurking I do on /b/ and as well on this site.

Shit is so cash.

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Looking for ideas...

So far my buddies and I have came up with

Power hour - with the rule if you call out the name of the song or the artist you can give your drink to someone else.
Rubik's Cube Party - Everyone where 6 solid colors (like the rubik's cube) and try to trade until you're a solid color [lol probably not this one]
Mardi Gras in Fall Party - Basically for the hope of lots of chicks come and show boobs :
Toga Party - Pretty Self Explanatory

Any other ideas? It's pretty cold out now, 30~45 degrees Fahrenheit. So it'll have to be a theme that we can stay inside for. Anyways, what's your ideas? Girl to guy ratio will probably be pretty good... Usually is 3:1 or so... Keep that in mind xD

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Well when it rains it pours xD

Have been getting rolled pretty hard at the tables, I have a very loose style of play so it happens but it'll still always hurt when you really tighten down for a bit to get back on your game and still get raped.

Oh well I'm sure I'll come back, just have to play through it, might play tourneys for a bit to mix it up.


Anyways, this weekend was fucking crazy, lullz gawd I love college. Beer pong + drunk girls = boobs + win. :') it's a beautiful sight to see to girls taking off their shirts and bras and then making out... (brb fap fap fap fap fap)

ok back, also a side note... It's fucking snowing in MN SNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW wtf : I don't want snow for at least another month. :[ it's supposed to be like 40-50 for halloween so all the sluts can slut it up on campus and at parties.

Well I'm off to make some breakfast and then hitting the gym (gotta get my fatass in shape)

Anyways take care LP :D hopefully I'll upload a few pictures from the party.

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+500 so far in 820 hands
even after like my 2nd hand in donating to thecleaner for a buyin :[
Played okay, made some bad bluffs though that probably cost me another 100 or so.

eh, got to get ready for class.

would be up about 800 if my KK would have held in a 3 way all in vs QQ and 55... 55 someone was in the pot and still spiked oh well. Still very pleased with today so far.

GL LP

I really think 4 tabling is optimum for my game, I can get solid reads on players gameplay and how tilt prone they are.

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