limit strategy obv

so as i a kid i was never very active and my health wasnt that great

anyways, about a week ago i had a nightmare. it was something stupid, i was outside and something scary ran after me, so i entered my house and closed the door just on time

this scenario repeated itself a few times i think. then i wake up with an insane hearth rate, like 160+. i think my body was on top of my arm or something. then heart rate goes back to normal, and i fall asleep

actually im not even 100% sure this happened it could have been a dream

what does this means

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after reading a lot about seduction and women, i decided its too complex, difficult, and hard. women are too difficult for me.

have nice body langage, good social skills, nice social circle, good looks, good clothes, nice hair, work out, be confident, act sexual but not too much, be willing to crash n burn, be funny, good conversation, etc
effort required just to get a decent girlfriend is immense

so can any gays teach me how to become gay? pav? i will pay 20$/hour

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Theres a weird dream i have done like at least 5 times and i really hate it

i dream that i am unable to punch with strenght
i have something to punch (could be a dude or whatever) and i am totally unable to do it with any strenght

when i wake up i remember the dream and i begin doing real punches into something and i get so happy that the nightmare is finally over

wtf does this retarded dream means?

oh btw i also does the dream byrnesam did
I somehow make a hot girlfriend and it looks mad real and then wake up with "bad beat"

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Removed this blog post, wtf was i thinking -____-
4 years ago me was sometimes really stupid i guess.

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nlwolf dit :
I think im going to get 30 interesting hands and give it to you to analyse soon
- Floofy dit :
k
nlwolf dit :
ok, now going to bed
- Floofy dit :
dream of tom
nlwolf dit :
talented tom?
- Floofy dit :
obviously
nlwolf dit :
why
- Floofy dit :
cuz hes godlike
- Floofy dit :
hes the mother fucking king
- Floofy dit :
how can u ask "why"
nlwolf dit :
because i dont know him
- Floofy dit :
lol
nlwolf dit :
hes godlike in life or in poker
- Floofy dit :
both
nlwolf dit :
tell me more
nlwolf dit :
what stakes does he play
- Floofy dit :
i like that song
- Floofy dit :
tel me more tell me more
- Floofy dit :
hmmm like 5/10 i think?
nlwolf dit :
whats so good about him?
- Floofy dit :
didnt u see him in pics
- Floofy dit :
hes so good looking hes attractive for guys
nlwolf dit :
hmm actually on other guy blog sb has been making fun of him
nlwolf dit :
lol
- Floofy dit :
?
- Floofy dit :
what blog
nlwolf dit :
those paint pics
nlwolf dit :
lemme find
nlwolf dit :
on LP
- Floofy dit :
its not making fun of
- Floofy dit :
its adoration
nlwolf dit :
ok
nlwolf dit :
http://byrnesam.liquidpoker.net/
nlwolf dit :
august 15 and older
- Floofy dit :
dude byrne is a fan
- Floofy dit :
of tom
nlwolf dit :
ok...

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you guys made fun of me for sending funds to this nigerian. now heres my reward

Dear Friend,

I did not forgot your past effort and attempts to assist me, now I'm happy
to inform you that i have suceeded in getting those funds transferred under
the cooperation of a new partner from Japan.

Now Contact my secretary ask her for ($800.000.00)for your compensation her,
name is Mr Rose Nwabude and his E-mail: rose_nwabude@yahoo.co.uk

1,Your Full Name..........
2,Delivery address........


3,phone number............
4,email address...........

Regards
Barrister Ikemba Ikem


whos the idiot now?

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Kaketoe [observer]: VRIENDJE
Kaketoe [observer]: GEEN GELD MEER DAAROM FPP
pedda: ja kutzooi
Floofy: you guys say one more word in that primitive langage and i report you to pokerstar

Kaketoe [observer]: WHAT IS LANGAGE????
Floofy: language
pedda: shut up
GazKing: pedda ur a goon, u shut up
Floofy: i will report you pedda, i bet you are colluding with that chat
pedda: lol
pedda: go for it


Dear Pokerstars,

user "peda" talked in a weird langage at my table. i suspect he colluded with his partner. please ban his chat.

table #54368940

Best regards,

Alexandre



ill keep you guys updated!

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Baal dit :
what the fuck man
- Floofy dit :
?
Baal dit :
are u seriously a pedophile ?
- Floofy dit :
no
- Floofy dit :
why
- Floofy dit :
chibi thinks every1 is liek him
Baal dit :
well in that thread u say you are
- Floofy dit :
no
Baal dit :
-.- yes
- Floofy dit :
saying ur not immunte to 13-14
- Floofy dit :
isnt pedo
- Floofy dit :
its normal for my age
Baal dit :
ur not a kid
- Floofy dit :
i didnt say i have sex with them or anything, i watch adult porn and stuff
Baal dit :
you are a pedo -.-
Baal dit :
admitt it !
- Floofy dit :
no
- Floofy dit :
im just saying im more attracted to them than i am to animals or boys
- Floofy dit :
but females like 17-20 = best
Baal dit :
you disgust me : <
- Floofy dit :
your more attracted to boys?
Baal dit :
lololol floofy <3
Baal dit :
you are too easy to pick on :3
- Floofy dit :
-.-
Baal dit :

- Floofy dit :
were u serious at beginning
Baal dit :
no lol




anyways for ppl who got interogation on that stupid chibi topic, here is the "explanation"

chibi over past weeks has been having fun sending me some pix of 14-15 girls asking me to rate em and stuff. i like to enter his game, i think its interesting for some weird reason. and now tonight he was drunk and shot this:

[07:46:59 PM] J - Protoss : pay me 5$ btw
[07:47:08 PM] J - Protoss : for previous underage links and pix
[07:47:12 PM] J - Protoss : pay me in advance
[07:47:14 PM] J - Protoss : $25
[07:47:18 PM] - Floo: ...
[07:47:22 PM] J - Protoss : or else
[07:47:25 PM] J - Protoss : ill post on LP
[07:47:28 PM] J - Protoss : that ur a raging peo
[07:47:29 PM] J - Protoss : pedo
[07:47:32 PM] J - Protoss : how about that
[07:47:33 PM] - Floo: ya right
[07:47:37 PM] J - Protoss : i will
[07:47:41 PM] J - Protoss : everyone knows i am
[07:47:45 PM] J - Protoss : u r fucked mate
[07:47:53 PM] J - Protoss : i except $25 on stars to ibsubaihui

for people who picture 15 year old as little child, heres what a 15 yo looks like:

(obviously got that from chibi btw)

tats the kind of stuff that makes me say i'm not indifferent to 15 year old, ok

so obviously i tell him to go fuck himself since its not even true. then he open that topic. so i replied some stupid replies and asked travis to close it before it degenerate.

the end

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Lets supose god:

#1 has PERFECT micro and macro. always perfect timing etc. imagine stimed rines vs lurkers, sick
#2 has a map hack
#3 can predict your moves and can analyze perfect solution against it (he even predict how u react to different strategies)

its obvious he would kill any progamers. the question is, could he beat them in 1v2? 2v3? 3v4?

depends mu and map obviously....

i say god could win on hunters, at least tt vs zzz

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this guy has a bad influence on me

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