D Day today ! What should i do ?
Sheitan, Jan 18 2008
double post
Lessons with Fayth.
Sheitan, Jan 10 2008
Sup guys, im still rebuilding and january seems to be a shitty month so far and ive been struggling for the last 12k hands, down 6 bis.
So i decided to take 2 hours lessons with Fayth, he's a very nice guy and it was so informative. He literally opened my eyes, i highly recommend him he's a perfect teacher for those who want to beat the micro/low limits. He didn't charge me too much and it worths every penny, i consider it like an investment and the roi is gonna be great.
Hopefully i'll turn this ugly month into something good, good luck at the tables !
Back on Track
Sheitan, Dec 27 2007

[X] 1st milestone: 1k$
[ ] 2d milestone: 10k$
[ ] 3rd milestone: 6 figures kk?
Licking my wounds after the atomic tilt where i dropped 2.5k within 3 days. I swore to myself i'll NEVER EVER let this happen again, it was just horrible and i felt so so bad at the time... Now i started the grind and im back at nl25, hopefully i'll be at nl50 in 2 weeks and nl 100 by the end of january.
I just discovered a place near my work holds some donkaments, 40$ unlimited rebuys before the first break and 100$ on sunday with 3 rebuys. I went there just to test the water and i lol'ed at the players, these guys couldn't beat nl2 for sure, they don't have a clue about what this game is about so i wonder if i could make some cash from them, im not too bad at tourneys.
I don't want to drop money like crazy trying to beat this army of poker zombies, dunno if i should give it a shot or not...
Non poker related stuff, we discovered at work some girl who is working with us actually made a porn movie once. I insta-dled it and zomg she got talent, too bad im married i'd have snap-fucked the bitch at work fo sure. If anyone want to see here, the movie is named "Canadian Beaver 2" and she's staring some random whore in Montreal's metro under the name of Dakota (lol). The bitch has a really nice ass but she's a terrible actress she should keep sucking dicks if u ask me.
Wish you all a merry christmas and i know 2k8 is gonna be an excellent year for lpers, cya at the tables.
Hilarious hand
Sheitan, Dec 16 2007
Submitted by : Sheitan
PokerStars Game #13911947390: Hold'em No Limit ($0.05/$0.10) - 2007/12/16 - 22:51:49 (ET)
Table 'Heze II' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: rocketsteph ($25.10 in chips)
Seat 2: pandaZERO ($8.95 in chips)
Seat 3: Zorbacs ($13.80 in chips)
Seat 4: Achou ($36.60 in chips)
Seat 5: fazzila ($17.40 in chips)
Seat 6: Bujeff ($10.40 in chips)
fazzila: posts small blind $0.05
Bujeff: posts big blind $0.10
Holecards(Odds) Dealt to Achou 
Zorbacs said, "pour une fois javais une main"
rocketsteph: folds
pandaZERO: folds
Zorbacs: raises $0.20 to $0.30
Achou : calls $0.30
fazzila: folds
Bujeff: folds
Flop(Odds) (Pot : $0.75)
  Zorbacs: bets $0.30
Achou : calls $0.30
Turn(Odds) (Pot : $1.35)
   Zorbacs: bets $1.50
Achou : raises $2.50 to $4
Zorbacs: calls $2.50
River (Pot : $9.35)
    Zorbacs: checks
Achou : bets $32 and is all-in
Achou said, "je bluff call"
Zorbacs said, "ta quoi"
Achou said, "AK"
Achou said, "spades"
rocketsteph said, "lol"
Zorbacs said, "c mon dernier 10 niaise pas"
Achou said, "jte niaise pas"
rocketsteph said, "no ball"
Zorbacs: calls $9.20 and is all-in
Showdown Achou : shows  (a straight, Eight to Queen)
Zorbacs: shows  (two pair, Queens and Eights)
Achou said, "LOL"
Achou collected $26.40 from pot
Summary Total pot $27.75 | Rake $1.35
Board     
Seat 1: rocketsteph folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: pandaZERO folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Zorbacs showed  and lost with two pair, Queens and Eights
Seat 4: Achou (button) showed  and won ($26.40) with a straight, Eight to Queen
Seat 5: fazzila (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Bujeff (big blind) folded before Flop
Traduction:
Achou said, "im bluffing, call"
Zorbacs said, "what do u have ?"
Achou said, "AK"
Achou said, "spades"
rocketsteph said, "lol"
Zorbacs said, "that's my last 10 bucks, don't lie"
Achou said, "im not"
rocketsteph said, "no ball"
Omg that made my day, nl10 is so funny i think i stacked this guy like 3 times and kept telling him in french he was sooooo unlucky and he kept reloading over and over... now i see how this game is so profitable. Anyway i really had a good laugh here ... good lord im still laughing haha
Busto
Sheitan, Nov 25 2007
Well almost, after my epic tilting session where i dropped half my br i decided to drop more today due again to tilty play. Then i registered to some high buy in tournaments where i busted at the 60th place.
I really have some major issues with tilt, maybe cuz i take the game too seriously and get frustrated to get run over by idiots.
Anyway, i have $199.60 on fulltilt and $176.41 on Pokerstars. Never lost so much money in my life in such a short time span, it's painful but i don't give up. I will NEVER give up, i'll keep playing and grind back every penny.
But first i need to lick my wounds and i'll spend the end of november reading poker books and watching every single videos on CR. Come back in shape and hopefully this time i'll be able to reach my second milestone: $10k.
That's all, i think it will be my last entry until next year, hopefully my LP buddies (ggplz, critterer, nutshot) will run good until then and i wish you all the best at the tables... see you in 2k8 !
Fuck poker
Sheitan, Nov 22 2007
Fuck this game, right in the ass. i can't handle being stacked again and again for 1 week str8 with being a huge favorite each mother fucking time and not winning a single hand for a whole week. I dropped half my br on the tables so it's either i cash out the rest OR i take a break,i'll take a decision as soon as i cool down.
i seriously life tilting hardcore now after being DOUBLE ACES CRACKED simultaneously in the 2 tourney i was in including some retarded runner runner flush with Q6o this is so fucking sick i have to admit i can't take this shit anymore, FUCK !
update: 3 aces craked in less than 10 hands, someone call an exorcist !
http://www.liquidpoker.net/hand/hand.php?hand=320551
Great day today !
Sheitan, Nov 09 2007
Dropped 4 bis in cash game in 1k hands getting sick coolers i've ever seen since i started poker, decided to play some mtts and managed to drop from chip leader to 18th place in 2 hands where im a huge favorite against a big stack.
That's -1 bi.
Total: -5bis and the WORST DAY OF POKER OF MY LIFE i think i nearly broke my hand hitting the table. This is one weird feeling right now... on top of that i have to wake up at 6 am for work tomorrow.
Why this happens ?
Just to illustrate how i started my cash game session:
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/311897
50th in 50k guaranteed
Sheitan, Nov 03 2007
PokerStars Tournament #65237706, No Limit Hold'em
Buy-In: $50.00/$5.00
1220 players
Total Prize Pool: $61000.00
Tournament started - 2007/11/03 - 15:00:00 (ET)
Dear Achou,
You finished the tournament in 50th place.
A $152.50 award has been credited to your Real Money account.
You earned 133.43 tournament leader points in this tournament.
For information about our tournament leader board, see our web site at
http://www.pokerstars.com/tlb_tournament_rankings.html
Congratulations!
Thank you for participating.
Ran card dead for the last part, next time i won't post until im at the FT looks like it doomswitches you when you post before FT...
MTT win
Sheitan, Nov 03 2007

Ship the 700 bucks, was getting late and i clearly felt like i had an edge on both of them but i'd have to battle for an additional 1-2H. So we chopped it.
I plan on playing a lot of MTT, i enjoy them so far, will switch back to sngs/cash when they get boring.
Registration
Sheitan, Oct 03 2007
I have registered to play in the PokerStars World Blogger Championship of Online Poker!
This Online Poker Tournament is a No Limit Texas Holdem event exclusive to Bloggers.
Registration code: 3663183
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