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LOL soon as I goto FTP

-5BI

Lose every hand. Play well and lose. FTP ftpftftpftftpftpftftpftftpftpftftpftftp
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Everytime I log on to this site I get crushed like a fuckin baby's head to a sledgehammer.

12k hands I just played at PS, NOT A SINGLE SESSION ANYTHING like this utter CHAOTIC ASSRAPING BUTTFUCK I've experienced the past 1.5 hours.

Guess where FTP started on this graph, guys.

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Hey, I'm looking to run my bankroll back down now that I've built it a bit on PS. Could someone please facilitate this by hooking me up with an xfer from MY pokerstars money in exchange for YOUR FTP money?

I've done this a couple of times now, would really appreciate the help of a high or midstakes player so I don't have to worry about getting scammed so much. I'll send first.

Thanks friends~



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roll successfully shipped, thanks~

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Lol so ya I'm drunk, sup ho's.

Anyway, I have a livejournal that I post shit to but I don't want my ex-gf to see this shit ok.

So ya, anyway again, my friends dragged me to this gay club (this is standard) and we were chillin. Then ended up leaving and this lesbian (??), by the end of the night, was all massaging me and shit. Except she was not acting like a total lesbian she was massaging my chest and shit from behind (she sure was lesbian otherwise though, very boy-ish etc u know). Anyway that was cool she was massaging me it felt good ok. FUCK what an awesome lesbian from new york she was. Massaging me and shit and I didn't even ask her to. WHAT A NICE LADY.

Fuck. I'm so tired of being alone, its been 10months since I had any real action from a lady, I dunno. Sure, I dance with a lot of hot straight chicks (ya fuck u other nerds, I dance and the ladies come to ME!), but I usually just don't give a shit and I walk away afterward. But fuck. Next time I go out I am going to go with the objective of picking up a cutie instead of just having fun and dancing (<3 dancing <33333333). I am getting that lonely feeling, you know?

Pokerwise, things have started looking up. I'm raping the fuck out of nl10 (omg so hard, I know), but really.. I finally had a good run at nl25, +$80 or so in 1 hour. So I hope to be able to stay at nl25 and rape it like I ought to be. Fuck yeah fuckjaslkdjlkajsd YEAH FUCK YA! Gonna make some cash and be able to confidently present myself to sexy ladies $$$$$$$$$$ is what matters u know? Even if I'm cute as a button <3

Also there's some interesting shit going on with my sexuality I guess. I dunno. I'm not gay, I don't like dudes, but OMG the drag show there was this ridiculously hot transexual. OMG. FUcK U in advance. FUCK she was hott. Maybe its just the drunk goggles but holy shit that was one hot man girl. I talked to that chick(dude) afterwards for like 30 minutes but she has a man. FUCK I love how I am never going to live this down for posting this here but holy shit. FUCK U THREE TIMES.

To show u fuckers how much I don't like dudes (usually ? shemales are dudes or what yo?), I used to dance at a gay-club (for money, yes, like a pro bitches $$$$), but I never once had an encounter with a dude. I have a ton of gay friends. I'm simply not into dudes. BUT FUCK U this was a hot ass omg looked like such a hott chick. But I might instantly not be attracted anymore once she whipped out her pecker. Who knows?

Man I wish I used different screen names across the internet, but whatever, life is life you know?

I am soooo drunk and usually I'd type all this shit then erase it but FUCK THAT WHATS UP LIQUIDPOKER YA! TIME TO TAKE ANOTHEr SHOT LOL (I won't let myself log onto pokerstars though, fuck u)

Anyway I am going to be awesome at poker asap, and thank you fucks for helping me out in each of my blogs and each of my forum posts. Seriously, I appreciate everyone at LP very much <3 and I give you free hugs if you come to orlando (I'm really good at partying too, if u guys want to chill)


ps fuck you fuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will probably delete this shit in 5 minutes whne I'm slightly more sober!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT NOT LOL CUZ IM GONNA DRINK SOE MORE LOL!!!

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Two nl 25 shots

Shit is fucking rigged I've ran so bad both times I want to hammer a nail into my fuckin skull. I don't know how that makes any sense but maybe it gets my point across.




FUCK YOU NL25 ASSHOLE!

NL10 is cool though

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I want to put in 3k hands a day but its kind of difficult when I'm limiting myself to 1 hour sessions at a time and I have a ton of school work to do by monday I dunno. I don't wanna do my school work! D:

But ya I really need to play more atm. I want to make another $30 and play nl25 FR with 24BI tomorrow



Its also pretty funny making 18/hour at nl10 lol. If I sustain this I would be making more than twice as much as most college students (in Florida atleast). LOL

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Ah, I hardly played at all this weekend. I took it pretty easy and played like 1.3k hands, only playing one hour yesterday. Its cool though. I feel a bit refreshed and I am in pretty up beat spirits seeing as how.. yes, its only nl10.. but god damn, my red line is ABOVE zero! WTF? Check it out:


(I fucked my good-ass session yesterday with a retarded spew. But I'll get over it one day.)

I'm playing realllly tight too so I'm not sure what's up. I have definitely relaxed a bit and have cut down my post-flop spew hugely, but I'm not sure how my non-showdown winnings are still +. I have hardly bluffed at all, seeing as how I've totally gotten over trying to do that at these stakes . Either I'm hitting like every single flop and not realizing it, or I'm subconciously doing some awesome shit.

I am running pretty hot though-- I haven't really gotten sucked out on or coolered much at all.

Seriously though wtf red line

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I'm restructuring how I approach poker. Basically, unless I'm feeling like god himself or something I am going to be limiting myself to 1 hour sessions. I started yesterday and its allowed me to concentrate the whole time. Not letting myself dick around between hands browsing LP and fark is helping me play properly and make fewer spewy plays.

So the strategy goes -> play for an hour -> do something else -> play for an hour -> repeat until the day ends. This will let me study and do other shit too, so that's cool.

I took a 3BI shot at NL25. Ended up playing for an hour and giving up -2BI. I spewed in like one hand where I called down 3way, the rest I think I played fine and I just didn't pick anything up.

So I'm grinding up to $550 before my next shot. Unless I go do something tonight or have a downswing I should have that done tonight and so take another shot tomorrow.

Hopefully this new approach will help me concentrate and learn more while I play.

Been mixing up my nl10 between 10-12 tables of FR or 6 tables of 6max. It works fine when I'm concentrating instead of dicking around, so I'm pretty comfortable with these numbers so far.

It looks like I'm running comically well at FR, this is my month of FR vs 6max.

FR

(please let this continue LOL)
Yes, that's right, when I'm at FR its like I'm stamping pennies baby!
6max


I also might suck at 6max.

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I hit my 20BI for NL25 goal, but I'm thinking about hanging out at nl10 until 24BI and then taking a 3BI shot. Maybe it will help me stay cool headed knowing that I'll still make progress, even if my shot fails? Not sure if I have the patience.. but it might be for the best.. hmm.

I'm DEFINITELY sticking to 4 tables for a while. If I end up having to go back to nl10 again, I will probably experiment with a couple more tables.

Last 24hours:

(look how much my redline stabilized vs last graph)


Poker is the first thing I've ever struggled to learn & atleast be reasonably effective at.. but hopefully I will catch on and get to where I'd like to be.


Thanks for all the help so far guys.

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to break even at nl10 over 13k hands

What the fuck
What in the fuckity fucking fuckarooni?

Sigh. Dunno. Guess I should cut down the tables though... Been playing a bunch at once



I made a video 4tabling nl10, for a friend to take a look at. I figure if anyone else would like to critique it please do.. I ran kind of good but ya.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=FD2PAUWT 165 or so MB. No audio

Thanks folks!

/tear


lolgraph:

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Standard session guyz.

+ Show Spoiler +

Imagine that hand 6 more times. For some reason holdem manager wasn't copy/pasting shit right so the other hands were just this hand over again.

Biggest winnners.. I won 2 hands this session for more than 1/2 a buyin. Two sets that magically didn't get sucked out on.

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