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August Goals
  LemOn[5thF], Aug 01 2009

-Try to go 3 days without checking BR

-DON'T SPEW

-Results, no. of hands: Whatever. In fact, I want stop posting results all together.

-My Only Results Goal as from now: Play 3bb/100 at NL200 in One Year

-Have FUN,




Oh and of course, continue taking out RB to have something for the hustle.




P.S. WHAT TO DO WITH £250 ($410) VOUCHERS?


I kinda ran out of Ideas of what to buy at Amazon. Got a phone, watch, 23'' LG Screen (I LOVE IT SO MUCH OMFG-.-)), sme DVDs a couple books and some other dumb things like poker posters.

I will maybe get a Wii (although I will never use it most likely)and of course some kickass executive chair, but after that I have no Idea.



(The £250 Voucher Offers 60 FPP/$ at present exchange rate - Only the milestone Cash Credits from 200,000 give better ratio)




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Finally
  LemOn[5thF], Jul 28 2009

I lost with 99% EV on flop, beat Fullhouse with a Royal Flush.

Next secondary goal: Have a 10BI stack.




Stack a reg with 72o: Check


Submitted by : LemOn[5thF]

PokerStars Game #30979704810: Holdem No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2009/07/28 14:24:19 ET
Table Polaris IX 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: sttrow ($49.80 in chips)
Seat 2: robat12 ($47.65 in chips)
Seat 3: MAMAPL ($54.80 in chips)
Seat 4: DoC.LemOn ($95.65 in chips)
Seat 5: gk1000 ($49.25 in chips)
Seat 6: DrGreve ($50 in chips)
DoC.LemOn: posts small blind $0.25
gk1000: posts big blind $0.50

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to DoC.LemOn 2s7c
DrGreve: raises $1 to $1.50
sttrow: folds
robat12: folds
MAMAPL: calls $1.50
DoC.LemOn: raises $6.50 to $8
gk1000: folds
DrGreve: calls $6.50
MAMAPL: folds

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $18.00)

   7s4c5s
DoC.LemOn: checks
DrGreve: checks

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $18.00)

   7s4c5s7h
DoC.LemOn: bets $14
DrGreve: calls $14

River (Pot : $46.00)

   7s4c5s7h2h
DoC.LemOn: bets $28
DrGreve: calls $28 and is all-in

Showdown
DoC.LemOn: shows 2s7c (a full house, Sevens full of Deuces)
DrGreve: shows KdAh (a pair of Sevens)
DoC.LemOn collected $99 from pot

Summary
Total pot $102 | Rake $3
Board  7s4c5s7h2h
Seat 1: sttrow folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 2: robat12 folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 3: MAMAPL (button) folded before Flop
Seat 4: DoC.LemOn (small blind) showed 2s7c and won ($99) with a full house, Sevens full of Deuces
Seat 5: gk1000 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: DrGreve showed KdAh and lost with a pair of Sevens





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I SUCK
  LemOn[5thF], Jul 27 2009

AND WILL GIVE YOU MONEY :o

I just came from my first day at work and I sat down to the tables not to win money... but to relax and have a great time, for the first time ever.

In another words I WAS JUST ANOTHER FISH for you guys -.-



Well I must tell you that I had an awesome time.

My stack went in about 30 times, I played like a supermonkey but everybody suddenly started to pay me off brutally. Well it was just for today, I am joining a gym tomorrow so I will take poker seriously again hopefully.

Great day though, ship the VPP and fun. And don't berate me as I just might do this again and give you some $$$ -.-






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Spews:

As its a long time since I played LAG, I kinda forgot that I shouldn't be spewy in big pots and especially I shouldn't call others down with 200bb and a hand like this, etc. etc.
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This guy was spewy with me, and I desperately wanted to stack someone with this awesome hand :o

Polarised range, but unfortunately in the wrong direction :o
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Today
  LemOn[5thF], Jul 25 2009

Yeah so it seems my 2 day dooomswitch has beet a little bit shortlived.



I also had stack no25 in MTT, but my GF came from work and wanted to go for a beer so I had to quit for only $50.

Well, 11BI day, ship it



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MTT Time!
  LemOn[5thF], Jul 25 2009

VIP 100k monthly,
VIP 75k Weekly
VIP 30K weekly 100fpp



All in 5/6 Hours time, don't forget folks, I plan on winning my next year's Salary so I don't have to go to my new job on Monday.

P.S.And of course the TT tomorrow!



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The Usual: I put some Tiesto on, started some tables and went on 4 tabling again.

After being still tilted from the multitabling it didn't go so well, but I said fuck it, lets have some fun cause thats what poker is about in the first place.





I always wanted to do this: ;o
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Using the chat feature with forever tanking fish:
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I think this will tilt this reg: (I strongly believed he wouldn't instashove anything else than AK without tanking)
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Attacking a weak reg at the worst possible spot:
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And a couple of hands later at the same table, my uber crazy image pays off (18/9 Nit)
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No Callers: :/
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See you at the tables, Freerols FTW!



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Hypertilt (again)
  LemOn[5thF], Jul 24 2009

Ye so I said its impossible to lose 10BI at NL50. IF I OMFG DON'T MULTITABLE

Well, I started running bad and I couldn't control myself. Again. I really feel like a super weak person, and my addictive/lazy personality always comes to the surface over and over and over again.








The most epic Suckout so far:
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Fish stacking me with retarded hands all over the place and 4x KK v AA last 2 days.



Rant
But Don't get me wrong, this is not a whine post. After the super brutal Doomswitch 2 months ago I don't think the cards can make me angry anymore and I know more than well how poker can be. Please don't think I am another TAGfish crying that cards are wrong.

This is an angry post regarding my personal failure, as I know that if I did stick with 3-4 tables I would be at least $250 above this result with my red line at 0 and a ton of extra dead money collected as I do so well when I 2-4 table.




Whats Next?
Well, this was just poker. On monday I am starting at my new Job, so Poker will be purely a hobby for me.

I didn't work for last 12 months and I must tell you that it sucked.
I need a regular schedule, contact with people and a general purpose in my life other that just grinding Poker and read LP ;o


After I start working (bought myself a new suit Yesterday ;o)I will sign up for the gym and keep myself hopefully busy, and I will finally be able to play poker only when I am at the peak of interest in it, and hopefully play only at 2-4 tables again.


Oh, and I HAVE to move to NL100 when I reach $2k again. It was a huge mistake I didn't as I don't have these urges when I play with 20BI.




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lol?
  LemOn[5thF], Jul 22 2009

Submitted by : LemOn[5thF]

PokerStars Game #30760891725: Holdem No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2009/07/22 17:52:46 ET
Table Mentor VII 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: Hero ($50 in chips)
Seat 2: knlmwq ($50 in chips)
Seat 3: V@to$ LOco$ ($53.50 in chips)
Seat 4: rebakj ($34.90 in chips)
Seat 5: Invencible-T ($51.80 in chips)
Seat 6: seratchi82 ($16.65 in chips)
Hero: posts small blind $0.25
knlmwq: posts big blind $0.50

Holecards
Dealt to Hero QsQd
V@to$ LOco$: folds
rebakj: calls $0.50
Invencible-T has timed out
Invencible-T: folds
Invencible-T is sitting out
seratchi82: folds
Invencible-T has returned
Hero: raises $2 to $2.50
knlmwq: folds
rebakj: calls $2

Flop (Pot : $5.50)

   2h5hTs
Hero: bets $5
rebakj: calls $5

Turn (Pot : $15.50)

   2h5hTs2s
Hero: bets $15
rebakj: calls $15

River (Pot : $45.50)

   2h5hTs2sTh
Hero: checks
rebakj: folds
Hero collected $43.30 from pot





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Wtf Stars
  LemOn[5thF], Jul 22 2009



How can a CODE FOR GIFT CERTIFICATE be out of stock?


I feel like The Machine is trying to dodge the unfavourable $/£ exchange rate.

I would email, but we all know Stars and their polite, but BS responses ;o












Well to add some usual boring contents, Here is my Graph for today:

I Can't control myself, and whenever I start running bad I go up to 6-9 tables, where I incredibly suck and would be slightly above break even in the long run imo ( as I start to autopilot)


Luckily I got two nice stack offs at the end so the day is still in + despite the tilt.

I also now plan to take shots at NL100 at 2-3 tables once my BR reaches $2400 while still playing NL50, as weak BR seems to be the only real cure for my multitabling urges and I even cool down a bit when higher % of my BR is at stake.



One fun hand (the river was very marginal, as was not raising the turn ;o)

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PokerStars Game #30745712225: Holdem No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2009/07/22 10:30:50 ET
Table Schwall II 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: theTILTisON ($50 in chips)
Seat 4: visavis1111 ($50.85 in chips)
Seat 5: p0borsky ($8.60 in chips)
Seat 6: DoC.LemOn ($52.60 in chips)
p0borsky: posts small blind $0.25
DoC.LemOn: posts big blind $0.50
theTILTisON: posts big blind $0.50

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to DoC.LemOn TdKh
Pisbull joins the table at seat #2
theTILTisON: raises $0.50 to $1
visavis1111: folds
p0borsky: folds
DoC.LemOn: calls $0.50

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $2.25)

   8h9c7s
DoC.LemOn: bets $1.40
theTILTisON: calls $1.40

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $5.05)

   8h9c7sJh
DoC.LemOn: bets $4.25
theTILTisON: raises $6.75 to $11
DoC.LemOn: calls $6.75

River (Pot : $27.05)

   8h9c7sJh7h
DoC.LemOn: checks
theTILTisON: bets $36.60 and is all-in
DoC.LemOn: calls $36.60

Showdown
theTILTisON: shows 2cAc (a pair of Sevens)
DoC.LemOn: shows TdKh (a straight, Seven to Jack)
DoC.LemOn collected $98.25 from pot

Summary
Total pot $100.25 | Rake $2
Board  8h9c7sJh7h
Seat 1: theTILTisON showed 2cAc and lost with a pair of Sevens
Seat 4: visavis1111 (button) folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 5: p0borsky (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: DoC.LemOn (big blind) showed TdKh and won ($98.25) with a straight, Seven to Jack








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2K yeah :D
  LemOn[5thF], Jul 21 2009

Last two days have been great Poker Wise, as I have been running into some weak tables - a perfect environment for a crazy mofo like me.





My NL50 so far:

While I still am above my expected target of 4-6bb/100, it could have been much much better did I stick to my rule:

YOU SHALL NOT MASSTABLE The entire downswing is ONE DAY of retarded 6-10 tabling. I just couldn't resist the urge for some stupid reason, its simply deep within me. Yeah, I did run bad, but thats no excuse with so much free money at NL50.


I assrape the limit when I 3-4 table, but when it gets to 4+ tables I am nothing but one of the break even regs I see there all over the place.



My style so far has been pretty much as it always was since NL10 - I adjust to every single villain and you can see me at different tables with stats ranging from 15/14 to 34/30 depending on how good/weak/obvious the enemies are.

Apart from the one JoeIngram syndrome outbreak I always start my tables HU (with anyone who sits alone or sits to me) and start adding tables up to 3-6 depending on how unorthodox villains I am facing.

I simply leave all nitty-reg tables unless they are willing to get into 3bet war/stop nut peddling as its super boring with them otherwise. Hopefully the first good LAG's will be at NL100, they will have much to teach me.


My month overall: NL25 and the supernova race, my inability to play lower stakes as I always end up shoving like 1/3 my hands and my decent NL50 run are there.


How sexy it looks:




And have some fun 2 hands:
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PokerStars Game #30379016295: Holdem No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2009/07/12 13:21:13 ET
Table Graffias VI 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: N_Rimer ($53.15 in chips)
Seat 2: Lowraiser1 ($43.90 in chips)
Seat 3: EuropCarDK ($127.80 in chips)
Seat 4: likethisgame ($98.75 in chips)
Seat 5: DoC.LemOn ($59.90 in chips)
Seat 6: Unique007 ($51.60 in chips)
EuropCarDK said, "nice bet"
N_Rimer: posts small blind $0.25
Lowraiser1: posts big blind $0.50

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to DoC.LemOn TdTs
EuropCarDK: folds
likethisgame: folds
DoC.LemOn: raises $1.50 to $2
Unique007: folds
N_Rimer: folds
Lowraiser1: calls $1.50

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $4.25)

   4s2c9s
Lowraiser1: bets $41.90 and is all-in
DoC.LemOn: calls $41.90

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $88.05)

   4s2c9s6s

River (Pot : $88.05)

   4s2c9s6s2s

Showdown
Lowraiser1: shows 2dJs (a flush, Jack high)
DoC.LemOn: mucks hand
Lowraiser1 collected $85.05 from pot

Summary
Total pot $88.05 | Rake $3
Board  4s2c9s6s2s
Seat 1: N_Rimer (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: Lowraiser1 (big blind) showed 2dJs and won ($85.05) with a flush, Jack high
Seat 3: EuropCarDK folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 4: likethisgame folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 5: DoC.LemOn mucked TdTs
Seat 6: Unique007 (button) folded before Flop (didnt bet)


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PokerStars Game #30334720127: Holdem No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2009/07/11 8:21:15 ET
Table Gabriella II 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 3: janth ($49.50 in chips)
Seat 5: DoC.LemOn ($50.75 in chips)
janth: posts small blind $0.25
DoC.LemOn: posts big blind $0.50

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to DoC.LemOn 5dKs
janth: calls $0.25
DoC.LemOn: checks

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $1.00)

   8c5s5c
DoC.LemOn: checks
Azzurio joins the table at seat #6
janth: bets $1
DoC.LemOn: raises $2 to $3
janth: calls $2

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $7.00)

   8c5s5cKh
DoC.LemOn: bets $44
janth said, "wtf"
janth: calls $44

River (Pot : $95.00)

   8c5s5cKhQd
DoC.LemOn: bets $3.25 and is all-in
janth: calls $2 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($1.25) returned to DoC.LemOn

Showdown
DoC.LemOn: shows 5dKs (a full house, Fives full of Kings)
janth: mucks hand
DoC.LemOn collected $98 from pot
janth said, "nh"

Summary
Total pot $99 | Rake $1
Board  8c5s5cKhQd
Seat 3: janth (button) (small blind) mucked AsAh
Seat 5: DoC.LemOn (big blind) showed 5dKs and won ($98) with a full house, Fives full of Kings





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Back!
  LemOn[5thF], Jul 20 2009

Ok, I took a week long break (I actually played about 30 hands on holiday, drunk + +$70 NL100, -$80 NL50 where I shoved AQ TP on 2 flush turn and got sucked by K4s -it made me so angry when I was drunk -.-)

Holiday was awesome, First two days I went to Prague to see my mum, have my first 5 beers and eat some unhealthy (but incredibly delicious) Czech Cuisine.

Prague is a great city, and this was actually the first time I went there for sightseeing since I was a kid.

I also checked out local pool and local females (see below if you missed my last blog), and observed some US water dancers practising there.


Well, Prague is great but I was looking forward to see my hometown, Liberec.

There are about 4 new Shopping malls and virtually zero sightseeing opportunities apart from mountains and Jested:
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,so my only concern was quality time spent with my family (I have seen my entire family that doesn't live in the US basically -a thing I haven't managed last two years)
And I kept tasting local beer. I sheld average 5-6 Beers a day, bought some clothes, and had one dancing party with loads of Vodka+Redbull ($5 For 2cans of Red Bull+2 shots of Vodka, I felt like speedy Gonzales that night)

And the day before departure I obviously had to try something we don't have in Scotland- Nonstop bars.

I started drinking at 9pm and arrived home at 7 am, approximately 10 beers (0.5L later). Its pure Awesome, and there are even clubs open until 10am, but I am getting old and skipped this experience this year.


After 3 hours of sleep it was time to go for a last trip with my Three sisters (3,16 and 28), brother (1) and my dad to an old castle Trosky with a real fairy tale from a local theatre (Oh man that sucked) and Japanese tourists.

My trip was coming to an end, and I must say that I really enjoyed those 7 days, but also that I was looking forward to come back to a place that I consider my home - Edinburgh. I must admit I even missed the Chinese food my GF makes all the time, despite the awesome Czech cuisine.








For those who missed my last blog, have some known Czech ladies (These are models, but I must tell you that the real thing, especially in Prague, is not far from these, and in large quantities)

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