So right now I'm studying a lot and I feel pretty good about it. I guess that will change when I start with the Environment laws. Me and Rednalluk invented some theory on how much longer a random sex act would last in a room full of copies of "Miljöblaken" and "plan- och bygglagen" and we decided upon somewhere between 5 and 15 minutes. It might even be more. It's the new "thing of icebergs, oh god ICEBERGS PLEASE!".
In other news me and my friend Jocke had a study night a couple of days ago. I started out like this;
and ended like this:
I'm so great, won like 30 USD from him playing limit 5 card draw. A game he regularly plays online.
In other news I won like 1k € on Barcelona vs Man U and have won some money the 2-3 sessions I've played this week so I'm not down THAT much for the month anymore. Feels good.
Tomorrow I'll go on some kind of good bye party for some exchange students and then I've got like 5 more days before the evil exam. I am, however, better prepared for this one then the last so it shouldn't be THAT much of a problem.
So poker doesn't work out very well this month so right now I'm writing a script for a short movie. It's a about an American who travels to Sweden because he has read about our blond nymphomaniacs and polar bears in the streets. When he comes here he sees that Sweden isn't like that and the girls won't like him since he doesn't wash himself properly and thus smells (he's an environmentalist, that's why he wanted polar bears, so soap hurts mother nature too much). In his rage he goes on a killing spree and kills a lot of non-blond girls. In the end our heroine, who is blond with some huge knockers, has to kill him. To do so she needs to enter a wet T-shirt contest to distract him (he liked blonds, that's also why he came here).
With just a couple of weeks before this semester finishes and I take a break from the soul-eating hell on earth peolpe calls "Law School" I'm actually growing a tiny bit nostalgic. I've had some good times here mixed in the with stress, brats and retards. I've also met some of my best friends here, learned a couple of important life lessons and listened to some really interesting people. I feel like writing down some of the more notable occurrences here, and it will probably be over a few blog posts. The first part will be about teachers.
In Sweden a semester is called a "Termin" and thus we call the first semester T1, 2nd T2 etc. Cronologically, with non notable teachers not mentioned, the list goes as follows:
T1: A big sized, not really fat but definitely not thin, tall man with what I can only guess is a heart of gold. Rumoured to have gotten his job purely due to a glitch in employment/labor law my first memory of him was when an older student heard that I'd have him and told me that 5 or 6 girls had asked to be transfered from his class last year due to him saying something like; "ohh guys, you know that with the new rape laws in Sweden you can be thrown in jail just by looking lustfully at some girl". He's really nice, but within a month he had probably said 30 things that would've gotten anyone else fired but since he's such a nice old man everyone assumes he's joking. I think he is too, but I'm not 100% sure. His favourite subjects to joke about includes France, women, journalists, contemporary culture and other teachers.
T2: Had a bunch of different teachers. One tried to look badass but lack of clothing sense and his weak ass personality made it hard. Some girl tried to teach a class of rightwing nutjobs labor law and hated us more for each week.
T3: Some Iron Man competitor. Didn't care for him much. Probably a decent human being.
T4: The T1 dude again. Plus some guy rumoured to have been sleeping with a lot of students. He's tiny and tries to look younger then he is, but other then that he seems like a good enough guys so I'm happy that he can still sleep with 20-something y/os with bad self-esteem.
T5: A couple of nice ladies in tax law, on of them tried to explain why it's technically correct to pay taxes on sales of light drugs but not hard drugs since it would otherwise screw up the tax-system as far as the Europeans Union's rules on the subject goes. The she got into the subject of prostitution and really lost me somewhere thinking about knockers instead of tax law.
We also had the only man who's ego was as big as his belly despite being a somewhat fat no body that no one "in real life" outside the universities seems to have heard about. Somewhat funny from time to time though.
T6: Lots of subjects, lots of teachers. A happy guy from Gothenborg, a really cool hippie, some angry girl, some nice girl and a bunch of nice geeks.
Honourable mention:
A professor who is know for trying to sell his books to stundent by any means possible, especially if they havn't got anything at all to do with whatever it is that he's teaching.
Another professor who legend has it threw his ring into the river and screamed "The law killed my soul!" when his wife left him. He's hilarious so I think it's true.
I think this is the one. Want suggestions on others though. Youtube linky. I really loved the movie when it came out earlier this spring and I think I'll ned to watch it again sometime. Not sure if it's good a secound time around though. Also, I'm playing like crap now when I try cash and I'm not really getting the timing down in tournaments either. Kinda sucks.
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