Degen Chronicles

Started the month off with a decent roll, I don't remember how much, like ~700

Obviously i felt that i was skilled enough to crush nl50 with such a roll and I obviously did with my amazing prowress, talent, and good looks.

didn't play much at all after that, started getting ready for school and my mom kept bitching about having to pay for everything, so I cashed out pretty much everything I had with the intention of getting a job when i got to school.

so i had like 2.50 or something in my account

grinded that up to about 90, ran stupid bad over 2k hands at nl5 (breaking even bleh) had a super awesome tilt session at nl25 running at 35/25 LOL

tilted the rest of it away pretty much and fira gave me a loan.

currently grinding nl10

life sucks.

/wrists

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Just logged a really strenuous 4k hand session at .02/.05 (GAY)

I'm turning a new leaf in poker, I'm going to start trying to play 2k+ hands a day. I'm tired of bouncing between nl5 and nl50 and everything else, I have to pay some bills and then I'm not going to cash out anymore for a while, at least not until i have a 1500 roll.

I'm pretty much immune to tilt, I'm not really disciplined though and considering i've cashed out over 2.5k this summer and i'm playing NL5 right now I'm pretty pissed.

So here's to a new direction in poker

Starting BR today: $110
Finishing BR: 164.37

I was up to about 175 3k hands in, but the last 1k hands I was pretty card dead.

I don't have PT but I think that's a decent winrate.

plz comment on a couple of these if you dont mind

http://www.liquidpoker.net/mytlnet/myhand.php?view=item&id=241447
http://www.liquidpoker.net/mytlnet/myhand.php?view=item&id=241429
http://www.liquidpoker.net/mytlnet/myhand.php?view=item&id=241403

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Cashing out and being broke.

It's a vicious cycle, I cash out soooooo much money, hit a bad streak and fall down to $200 or less, grind up to 1k in less than a week and I fall down again.

It's killing me that I'm not at higher stakes yet, I can crush lowstakes hardcore I should give a 5bb/100 shot at higher stakes and quit playing SNG/MTT because they are fucking gay.

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Alright I promised these a long time ago



That's me, I guess, laying on my bed.



I've been knowing both of these guys since they were knee high to a grasshopper. BFF fo sho.



That's my baaaaby, <3 my truck. I'm gonna get some new rims (sometime maybe) and put some chrome on it.



My best friend and his mom playing beer pong, and my other friend travis trying to give her some drunken advice (LOL) he is so fucking cute.



A fucking wild night right there pt1



A fucking wild night pt 2, I don't remember this chick coming over to my house at all, but I thought it was pretty damn hilarious that she did, we didn't do anything though she said?



A fucking wild night pt3 turned hangover, I couldn't hardly bring myself to even get out of my bed the next day

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I want to go to PCA next year. Since I'm only 18 it's like the only tournament I could attend for a while where I could meet a lot of you people that I know.

For me to accomplish this I'm going to obv sattelite into the thing, so I'll need to be pretty nicely rolled im assuming (like 3-4k?)

The tournament IS in january right? This should be a very pluasible dream.

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Haven't been playing as much poker lately, I cashed out the majority of what I had to take a break for a while cause I was just getting bored. I've been drinking with my buddies a lot and for some reason we've also been playing a shitload of nintendo which is suprisingly, really fun. I've been going fishing just about every day, swimming, just all around enjoying the fuck out of summer.

Today I felt like playing some poker, so I registered in 8 $4.40 180 mans. And a $5 and $3 MTT. Things went pretty well to say the least, I busted out of the two big MTT's and made the money on one $4.40, and on my last two $4.40 mans I found myself as a chipleader for the last 100 people or so and I just crushed anyone in my way and won both of them for a cool $432 profit.

shipship

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I have no recollection of what happened last night.

apparently, i got laid, smoked pot AND drove my truck

I just threw up, I feel sick.

someone save me plz

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To be, or not to be, that is the question. Whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows....

what the fuck? as I type this at 1pm I am still drunk from last night. I was pretty convinced I could tackle a Pint of Hot Damn 100 and a 12pack of beer. I made it through the pint, and got a few beers in, although it's a murky and hazy memory.

I also got high for the first time last weekend while camping. I was convinced that there was a conspirary in the campground because the slope there that was maybe a 10degree decline turned into a 75degree decline whilst high.

It also felt like my face was melting and everything everyone said was so interesting, and I just had the most awesome deep thoughts.

It burned the shit out of my lungs/throat though. I think I'm gonna go grab the rest of my beer and continue drinking into the wee hours of the night.

btw, nickelback and hinder are the fucking most annoying terrible pop shitass bands ever.

ps someone plz buy me a laptop, this computer is a piece of shit, save me plz, or rather MezmerizemePLZ

I guess that's a pretty good blog

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wtf, besides winning the $20 deepstack MTT earlier this week I can't win in poker. It's been like this for like 3 weeks. seriously, 500 sngs, 50mtt, and 5k hands of cash later im -300 or more, this is so gay.

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Ugh, so after having over 1500 in sng winnings over the past month or so I'm essentially busto. Its the same old sob story, I cashed out too much and left myself with 120 or so which I knew was a bad idea (I had to pay my mom back for an insurance payment I missed on my truck and I had to pay for my next truck payment) I played a session of $6 sng with my whole roll out (like 15 tables or something) and I had a typical sng hiccup the short term variance can be kind of wild in them. Anyways I have 50 dollars left... I really need to get back to 250 or so, otherwise I can't afford my shit. I dunno I feel really sick right now just thinking about how bad this could be.

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