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CrownRoyal   United States. Jun 27 2007 12:08. Posts 11386
To be, or not to be, that is the question. Whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows....

what the fuck? as I type this at 1pm I am still drunk from last night. I was pretty convinced I could tackle a Pint of Hot Damn 100 and a 12pack of beer. I made it through the pint, and got a few beers in, although it's a murky and hazy memory.

I also got high for the first time last weekend while camping. I was convinced that there was a conspirary in the campground because the slope there that was maybe a 10degree decline turned into a 75degree decline whilst high.

It also felt like my face was melting and everything everyone said was so interesting, and I just had the most awesome deep thoughts.

It burned the shit out of my lungs/throat though. I think I'm gonna go grab the rest of my beer and continue drinking into the wee hours of the night.

btw, nickelback and hinder are the fucking most annoying terrible pop shitass bands ever.

ps someone plz buy me a laptop, this computer is a piece of shit, save me plz, or rather MezmerizemePLZ

I guess that's a pretty good blog

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fira   United States. Jun 27 2007 12:14. Posts 6345

I live in a hallway, with no doors, and no rooms.

Best pop band ever. Well i think it's pop...


ChoboPokeR_r   Germany. Jun 27 2007 12:19. Posts 4598

--- Nuked ---

Have you ever wondered which hurts the most: saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing, and wishing you had? 

CrownRoyal   United States. Jun 27 2007 12:36. Posts 11386

I like shinedown.

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nukka_plz   . Jun 27 2007 13:20. Posts 626

Dude, go to your local Tobacco shack or whatever its called and get an acrylic water bong, they're only like $30 for a decent one, and they are totally fucking shweet


nukka_plz   . Jun 27 2007 13:20. Posts 626

I've upgraded to glass but if u just started go for the acrylic/plastic.


vegable   United States. Jun 27 2007 14:56. Posts 2453

Don't listen to them, bongs will utterly destroy your lungs. The first time I got high it was so fucking awesome it's like I couldn't stop talking about my ideas. I even thought about writing them down but was too lazy. They were fucking brilliant

Stir fry Normandy 

uiCk   Canada. Jun 27 2007 15:15. Posts 3521

7 paper joints > bong hits

I wish one of your guys had children if I could kick them in the fucking head or stomp on their testicles so you can feel my pain because thats the pain I have waking up everyday -- Mike Tyson 

CrownRoyal   United States. Jun 27 2007 15:26. Posts 11386

We made a bong out of a beer can, like, we flatened it out, bent it in half, put a hole barely above the crease and lit the maryjane.

Inhale through the mouth of the can, hold breath as long as possible and cough a lot.

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Verbloten   Australia. Jun 27 2007 16:00. Posts 1889

god damn crownroyal - that's a poor man's bong - that's what you do when you are totally desparate and out of bottles and hoses! ewww

first time i got smashed - when it hit me, everything was like skipping in time (back 2 seconds etc) and was a crazy crazy feeling, i turned to the bloke that gave it to me (he was quite a bit older - i was about 17) and i said "what have you done to me man??? what is this man - what have YOU DONE!!!!!" heart was pounding - good times!


Chase   Canada. Jun 27 2007 18:12. Posts 1077

hehe i smoked out of a gas mask today lol. that shit was hard on the eyes and nose but so fun

DooMeR: check/fold life 

nukka_plz   . Jun 30 2007 16:15. Posts 626


  On June 27 2007 17:12 Chase wrote:
hehe i smoked out of a gas mask today lol. that shit was hard on the eyes and nose but so fun



I envy youuuu


 



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