Degen Chronicles

I'm sickly depressed.

I have nothing in my life that I want right now and it's really killing me.

if anyone can help me with

-being semi-rejected by the girl you want
-not being successful
-not having money
-not having any idea what the fuck you are doing with your life

I sure could use a lot of help.

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I just got called a nit for the first time in my life

I took the guys money too, but im still feeling a burn.

PLEASE HELP ME

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Soooo

I had a .25 GPA in my last semester of school because im so unmotivated it's sick. I attended class at max 5% of the time - yet still passed every single test. I failed out because they apparently take points off for every day that you dont attend class which was essentially every non test day for me. I think college is pretty retarded and a waste of time considering I can pass all of my tests going in and having not a clue what they are even about.

So, I'm taking a semester off to find myself. I need a job, thus far I have sucked at finding one. I want to get a job + house with friends though ASAPLY.

I'm completely broke at the moment and it sucks, so i desperately need a job, but having little to no luck finding one after maybe 30 minutes of searching.

_____

In other random news, the girl who made me so upset in the past broke up with her boyfriend, snuck out of her house after her curfew (she is 17 and i'm 18) and her dad caught her, she ignored him and we spent a night together where she dropped a very serious L bomb on me and proceeded to give me the greatest sex of all time, I got off not once, not twice, but THREE times in one session. My dick is still sore, but all is well. I'm really not sure what love even is cause ive never been in love really, but I do know that I like her a lot? I dont know that I love her but she asked me how I felt and I couldn't even give her a good solid response, however I'm an insanely good bullshitter and still left her feeling very happy/good even though she didn't get an answer she was looking for.

ANDDDDDDDD lastly, I think I've decided my life plan.

-I'm gonna get a house + job for now, start attending school again most likely in the fall
-Go to school + work and live out my young years and hopefully experience everything I want out of them
-Get a new good job and start investing very young and hopefully be well enough invested that after 10 years or so be able to quit working all together and become a writer or politician or something, I think I really have a gift and ability that I can share with this world, or at least I hope that I do, and im way too smart to work my whole life or something.
-be very successful + rich and hopefully can pass prosperity on to all of my family

this blog is so longwinded and random, i can only see the tl;dr's coming already.


Sincerely Caleb(tEhSkiEs) *SuperLife degen

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There is a $250 tournament on new years eve at my local casino that I would love to play in

details are here:

http://www.bordertownbingo.com/poker_promotions.htm

I feel like I have a huge edge after I played in a $150 tournament on the day after thanksgiving this year and placed 14th and 12 paid and just from in general playing nl200 at the casino, ive met one good player who is a nl400 player at UB and he didnt seem any better than me.

I obviously cant afford this right now and im just throwing it out there that I would do it.

just an idea if anyone is interested.

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Happy christmas eve.

ummm, I've been massively playing halo 3 and not playing much poker, but im dominating FTP under my current stake and have won a sick amount in a sick small amount of hands, so I'm sick happy about that

I also won a $10 omaha mtt for a measly $200 or so, but was still cool.

Anyways, if you play Halo 3 you should add me to xbox live.

I also play rock band some.

XBOX LIVE ID: QuaiI (that's a capital i at the end)

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do you get handhistories to work at ftp?

ive enabled them and everything WTF

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This week is my last week in school, it's finals week and it's really hitting me how much of a fuckup I am. My parents paid for my tuition and I paid for my housing. Ive literally wasted all of our time and money only going to class on test days - I'm still passing my classes but it's a joke anyway. Well not all of them I think I failed sociology because they deduct 5 points from my grade every day I miss that class, so im obv failing it.

Anyways, I'm taking a semester off and getting a job + house and maybe I'll figure out what the fuck im gonna do with my life.

On a poker note, I'm almost busto after playing nl50hu with a $100 roll, If someone wants some type of profit from me im sure i will play some, but I think im done with poker for the most part, I have way too many other things to focus on and all it does it make me want to be a poker pro, but I have too many financial reliabilities to be able to pull it off and it makes me play outside my roll and I go busto, so yeah maybe when i get a stable job i'll be back.

Umm, i love you guys. this is turning into a neillyesque blog though showing my true degenerate side, so thats kinda embarassing and i'll probably stop blogging unless I have some truely good stories.

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weekend.

Tried to fight some kids from another town, picked up a 38 year old chick from a bar, she was so fine. Consumed enough beer to keep doomer drunk for three straight weeks and never had such a great time in my life.

<3

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Alright so after literally feeling probably the worst I ever have in my life on sunday-today and after losing over 1k im practically busto, but im sick motivated thx to midian.

I'm happy again and I think im gonna try to log some huge sessions over the next couple of days and hopefully by the end of december I can have a decent roll again.

I'm not gonna use any pussy 20 buyin rules either, i'll be moving up AT least by 15 buyins for each level, probably more like 12 though.

start the degen comments asaply. I deserve them thoroughly for being a moron/pussy.

nl2 here I come? ugh.

edit - why the fuck did I let that shit upset me so badly? I literally did nothing but waste a fucking week of my life and lots of money that I iosalfj

seriously, fuck her.

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Metallica, wtf, they used to be so good.

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