Degen Chronicles

I realize I just blogged but I just got some sick cool news.

I'm moving to Milwaukee to work with one of my best friends from highschool remodeling hotel rooms and shit.

gonna be sick awesome, i'm gonna get free rooming and shit and we're gonna have a good time.

Anyone from LP live near milwaukee? I'm sure im not gonna know shit to do there and it will be cool if maybe we could meet up for some drinks or something.

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Games: NLH six-max/fullring up to nl50
SNG up to $16
MTT up to $25

Rate: $10/h any game, any time. + feel free to ask me questions outside of lessons so long as you're not constantly IMing me or something.

I could add a lot more details but im pretty sure it's well known around here that I can beat all of those games.

I have sweated several people in tournaments and I have sweated a few ring sessions in my life to help my friends out. I'm a pretty good teacher + can explain things well.

I've made two of my real life friends winners @ sng with no prior poker knowledge etc etc.

Interested? PM me.

i dont have much in the way of PT stats anymore becuase my laptop's hdd recently went out but you can check my sharkscope + opr (but my opr is pretty fucking shitty)

PS ID tehskies

edit - video of me playing nl50 6max (30mins) http://www.driveway.com/ldpde97768

edit 2 - sng graphs

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[21:46] - Alex: nice blog post i like
[21:46] Caleb: i hate fayth
[21:46] - Alex: ur unlucky im not rich online anymore i couldnt resist, u look so cute
[21:47] Caleb: i look so cute?
[21:47] - Alex: its like a baby kitten all wet in dark thunder rain outside, cant let that die
[21:47] Caleb: wtf
[21:48] Caleb: why am i cute
[21:48] Caleb: gay
[21:48] - Alex: i wish i was as cute as u
[21:48] Caleb: how am i cute
[21:49] - Alex: well dunno, your skin is very clear and good color, your eyes are ok, your hair is nice, decent traits
[21:49] Caleb: im really pale and i have a big nose
[21:50] Caleb: wtf are you talking about

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First of all, let it be known that I'm worthless. Secondly, I don't think I can run worse than I have been in poker, im pretty sure ive cashed in one tournament out of my last 30+ tournaments. Sorry to anyone who staked me, I promise i gave 100% of my effort and tried my best because i need a score in something more than anyone right now.

I owe my parents 600 dollars, I can't find a job anywhere because i live in a rural piece of shit town with 800 population and there aren't a lot of local opportunities. I also owe albonycee $50 which I have at the moment but haven't paid him for whatever reason, so i'll probably do that after i post this even though I really can't afford to take the hit to my br.

I also somewhat wrecked my truck last night, I was at my old highschool gym playing basketball with other graduated people and after I got out it was really dark out and raining really hard. This combined with my illegally dark window tint makes it really hard to see and as i was backing out i hit the back fender of a camaro with my door (ugh)

I can't afford to get that fixed and my parents really came down hard on me about it and everything else and how im worthless and stuff. It sucks when they are right and you can't do anything about it.

I probably could find a job, but I have too much of an ego to keep harassing the people who have interviewed me and stuff. I hate my life so much right now and I really don't wanna lose my truck.

I'm gonna try to start playing 5k + hands a day in an effort to do something, but mch like neilyl I have a hard time ever pulling these things off but im pretty much in dire straits and it's this or nothing.

I sure would love to heal the stress and shit in my life, it's killing me.

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I registered in a $12 turbo 180 man, it vanished from the lobby, so i searched for my registered for tournaments and i found it, and it looks like its stuck with 179 entrants and I can't unregister

if someone can search for tournament # 77406672 and tell me what they see that would be awesome.

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I have money to play in most of the tournaments for sunday but i'd rather not use it and leave myself playing some gay stake that would tilt me, plus im not really rolled for most of them so i'll offer my services to play in absolutely any tournament with a buyin of $5 or more but preferably more than that

So most certainly im looking for a stake in the sunday 100g, but beyond that i dont really have a schedule or anything but im sure there are some good ones to play in.

Ideas for staking I have to make this easy: You send me X amount of dollars and I play in as many tournaments as I can with that money. When I am finished at the end of the day I send you your X dollars back + 50% profits OR if there is less than X left you get all of it back.

Anyways, drop me a PM.

edit - these stats suck hardcore but oh well
OPR - http://www.officialpokerrankings.com/...9F57487E4170AEE83D10B2BB2EA0.html?t=2

didn't get any action on this yet if anyone is still reading =\

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anyone interested?

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My first stake (12 $4 180 mans) of the day sucked profit wise, i lost my staker 25 dollars getting only one cash which was like 7th or something, gay.

Later today, local luckbox and the village whore astromech/pacifist who was in my very first starcraft clan and is a guy ive known for over 7 years probably told me that his money was lucky money and was convinced if he staked me to play in twelve $12 180 turbos that we would both profit immensely. His only condition was that I only play 6 of them at a time.

I just finished the first set of these and scored a 2nd and 3rd place victory (shipit) for a ~250 profit for both of us. I'm starting my next set now and hopefully they will be equally lucrative.

Dunno why I posted this really, but anyways, back to the grind.

edit, check this out
Submitted by : CrownRoyal

PokerStars Game #15134219083: Tournament #76693087, $11+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level XVIII (3000/6000) - 2008/02/07 - 21:29:51 (ET)
Table '76693087 19' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 2: tehskies (142458 in chips)
Seat 4: Mortal Limit (127542 in chips)
tehskies : posts the ante 600
Mortal Limit: posts the ante 600
tehskies : posts small blind 3000
Mortal Limit: posts big blind 6000

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to tehskies
tehskies : raises 6000 to 12000
Mortal Limit: calls 6000

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $25,200.00)

   
Mortal Limit: checks
tehskies : checks

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $25,200.00)

   
Mortal Limit: checks
tehskies : checks

River (Pot : $25,200.00)

   
Mortal Limit: bets 25000
tehskies : raises 104858 to 129858 and is all-in
Mortal Limit: calls 89942 and is all-in

Showdown
tehskies : shows (two pair, Jacks and Fours)
Mortal Limit: shows (two pair, Jacks and Sixes)
Mortal Limit collected 255084 from pot

Summary
Total pot 255084 | Rake 0
Board  
Seat 2: tehskies (button) (small blind) showed and lost with two pair, Jacks and Fours
Seat 4: Mortal Limit (big blind) showed and won (255084) with two pair, Jacks and Sixes

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It feels like I'm cold but I'm not. I'm sitting here and I'm almost trembling and it feels like im spasming or something. There is also a light pressure on my chest that is hard to describe. I drank last night but I don't think that has anything to do with it. It's actually kinda scary, i dunno wtf is going on.

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jk

First of all I'm a very bad investment to be staked, i fucked some people out of money and I have every intention of paying them back even though it wasn't part of the deal I'm an honest person.

Second of all I want all of you to know that you should never long term stake me, I'm too shitty with my emotions sometimes.

All of this said, I'm pretty safe for some very short term investments.

Will any of you stake me to play like one session of $4.40 180 mans (Talking like 12 or so of them) The terms of the stake are you get the initial money back that you sent me (or whatever is left) + 50% profits

you can see my stats in for them on sharkscope, i used all of my searches out of boredom already but im pretty sure my ROI in them is ~90% or so

anyways, enough ranting.

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