Offering degen lessons - Page 2

Woa woa woa ease up killas. Thread title claims I am offering lessons on how to be a degen. My writeup was nothing more than a self-mockery of the fact that after quitting poker for 3 weeks I succumbed to the urge and bought in for one night of live play and ran good. I made a little profit and drove home with a smile on my face, and that I'll probably be equally retarded and sink the profit at higher stakes. (But what IF I run good again, ZOMG you're all fucked) But see how boring it was describing it like that?

And for the record, I think 3 weeks of no play, and I mean absolutely nothing whatsoever, is a pretty good haul. Some people quit because they are literally busto and they have no choice. Who among us could voluntarily quit with a bankroll just sitting there online? Im sure the next time I quit it will be for longer. Baby steps people..