qwerty67890 New Zealand. Apr 16 2010 17:16. Posts 14026
Ok
So ive been in Thailand for a couple of weeks now. The other night me and Night2o1 decide to hit the town and degen it up for a bit. He knows the area a bit better than i do, so i follow him.
We arrive at the bar area in Chiang Mai a litle late, most places shut around 1am. We find a place and play a little pool. Bar tender asks if we want a single drink sang-som or if we want a bottle - we choose bottle, which commits us to a night of debauchery.
After we polish off the small bottle we hit a ladyboy bar. We order a couple of pink lady-boys as the first cocktail. I tell Night he should ring the bell and buy everyone a drink. Hes such a fuckin degen he sounds off and all the lady-boys chime up.
We get a couple of long-island iced teas, the girls get whatever they want. They pull the shutter down and put on some music for us.
I was now in an illegal lock in with like 10 lady-boys.
So we out to the next joint. And a bunch of us roll out. This one chick in the white was fucking gorgeous. Next thing i know its me and night and 2 lady-boys in a car driving around to Lady GaGa. Night asks for some weed but they only for X. I decline and Night takes a pill at the club.
We sippin black label and are no longer paying for shit. I assure Night ill keep an eye on him even though i have 0% idea whats going on.
I remember dancing with a slutty lady boy. She let me grab her tits and i felt a little balls in the process. Most of u fucking prudes will be like OMFOMFPOGMOFMG at that, but its standard as shit.
I go outside and theres a chcik, shes nice dark skin, but its fucking day light. I meet a bald guy from europe and ask him repeatedly about life in san quentin, and how many years he did. Apparently none, but he did say he put a guy in a wheelchair. I continued to obsess about his time doing bird.
After dissing this chick that her tattoos looked like theyd been done with a guy with a crayola, she whipped off her heel ready to smash my skull in.
Night said hello to a guy coming down the stairs, he said fuck off. Next thing i know this chick was wielding the heel at the guy on tyhe moped, I was standing up looking hard.
We let that shit go, and reported upstairs for some early morning drinks.
We head down to a bar, and a girl whips off her shorts and heads into the moat as some sort of early songkran celebration. Me and night follow.
Night loses his glasses as he swims around fully clothed LOL
Im not sure what happened next but Night went home and i stayed out. I was throwing water all over the joint with a couple of scottish guys.
At one point the scottish guy threw a bucket of water at a moped and knocked the guy off. I maintain that thsi was fucking funny. Night says it wasnt/.
Anyway, just now i took a fucking tuktuk back to base, but had the option of snorting a line for like $2k baht. I offeredc fuckiung 80 and they werent happy.
Also, i fingered a post-ops pussy, felt ok. She was hot i would fucked her for like 400b. The other chick wanted 1k and she was a fucking mother. I felt bad. Couldnt pull the trigger. Offered eifel tower to @Night but he didnt want
I remember dancing with a slutty lady boy. She let me grab her tits and i felt a little balls in the process. Most of u fucking prudes will be like OMFOMFPOGMOFMG at that, but its standard as shit.
Man... if someone told u it standard - they were lying. If u thought it's standard I'm sorry for you.
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terrybunny19240 United States. Apr 17 2010 00:57. Posts 13829
hahahaha
I feel my little diversionary week is over now, was a good time
byrnesam drunk blogging hard here hahaha
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qwerty67890 New Zealand. Apr 17 2010 01:10. Posts 14026
I remember dancing with a slutty lady boy. She let me grab her tits and i felt a little balls in the process. Most of u fucking prudes will be like OMFOMFPOGMOFMG at that, but its standard as shit.
Man... if someone told u it standard - they were lying. If u thought it's standard I'm sorry for you.
We partied with the lady boys. I mean just coz ur rockin out with them doesnt mean you wanna fuck them. Also i wanted to know if this one had a pussy or not. It was like a lucky-dip, where no one really wins.
The post-op maintained she was a girl and wouldnt even admit to having a fucking operation. Night said to me "these are all ladyboys" and this girl says to me "AM NOT LADY BOY AM GIRL" and whips out her pussy as proof. It was actually pretty rad. Then i slipped a digit in later as she danced around to yet further Lady GaGa lol.
Most of the other girls at the bar had tits that looked like theyd been put on with a shovel.
Anyway, i should probably wash my hand
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qwerty67890 New Zealand. Apr 17 2010 01:18. Posts 14026
On April 16 2010 19:40 k2o4 wrote:
I'm in phuket for 2 more days - where are you at now? I'm also going to be in bangkok on the 20th.
Will remain in Chiang Mai for like another month or something. Then I dunno
I remember dancing with a slutty lady boy. She let me grab her tits and i felt a little balls in the process. Most of u fucking prudes will be like OMFOMFPOGMOFMG at that, but its standard as shit.
Man... if someone told u it standard - they were lying. If u thought it's standard I'm sorry for you.
We partied with the lady boys. I mean just coz ur rockin out with them doesnt mean you wanna fuck them. Also i wanted to know if this one had a pussy or not. It was like a lucky-dip, where no one really wins.
The post-op maintained she was a girl and wouldnt even admit to having a fucking operation. Night said to me "these are all ladyboys" and this girl says to me "AM NOT LADY BOY AM GIRL" and whips out her pussy as proof. It was actually pretty rad. Then i slipped a digit in later as she danced around to yet further Lady GaGa lol.
Most of the other girls at the bar had tits that looked like theyd been put on with a shovel.
Anyway, i should probably wash my hand
how does a post op tranny feels like? im guessing its all dry.
Where do you actually come across cool girls in chang mai ?
I thought it's a hole... just bars where retirees go, and jungle up north where u ride elephats
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qwerty67890 New Zealand. Apr 17 2010 04:43. Posts 14026
I remember dancing with a slutty lady boy. She let me grab her tits and i felt a little balls in the process. Most of u fucking prudes will be like OMFOMFPOGMOFMG at that, but its standard as shit.
Man... if someone told u it standard - they were lying. If u thought it's standard I'm sorry for you.
We partied with the lady boys. I mean just coz ur rockin out with them doesnt mean you wanna fuck them. Also i wanted to know if this one had a pussy or not. It was like a lucky-dip, where no one really wins.
The post-op maintained she was a girl and wouldnt even admit to having a fucking operation. Night said to me "these are all ladyboys" and this girl says to me "AM NOT LADY BOY AM GIRL" and whips out her pussy as proof. It was actually pretty rad. Then i slipped a digit in later as she danced around to yet further Lady GaGa lol.
Most of the other girls at the bar had tits that looked like theyd been put on with a shovel.
Anyway, i should probably wash my hand
how does a post op tranny feels like? im guessing its all dry.
yeh it was dry, it felt sorta normal, but not 100% accurate.
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qwerty67890 New Zealand. Apr 17 2010 04:54. Posts 14026
On April 17 2010 03:09 Qyvs! wrote:
Where do you actually come across cool girls in chang mai ?
I thought it's a hole... just bars where retirees go, and jungle up north where u ride elephats
CM is the largest city in northern Thailand, so i dunno if it classifies as a hole.
The pace here is way more laid back though, its all smaller bars and stuff and not really big clubs.
So youd have to just wander around the bars and find some nice chicks. Theres a university here, so theres prolly a shit ton of 18 - 24 year old chicks.
Depends what you think is a cool chick.
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4kinggenius United Kingdom. Apr 17 2010 08:42. Posts 317
I remember dancing with a slutty lady boy. She let me grab her tits and i felt a little balls in the process. Most of u fucking prudes will be like OMFOMFPOGMOFMG at that, but its standard as shit.
Man... if someone told u it standard - they were lying. If u thought it's standard I'm sorry for you.
We partied with the lady boys. I mean just coz ur rockin out with them doesnt mean you wanna fuck them. Also i wanted to know if this one had a pussy or not. It was like a lucky-dip, where no one really wins.
The post-op maintained she was a girl and wouldnt even admit to having a fucking operation. Night said to me "these are all ladyboys" and this girl says to me "AM NOT LADY BOY AM GIRL" and whips out her pussy as proof. It was actually pretty rad. Then i slipped a digit in later as she danced around to yet further Lady GaGa lol.
Most of the other girls at the bar had tits that looked like theyd been put on with a shovel.
Anyway, i should probably wash my hand
how does a post op tranny feels like? im guessing its all dry.
yeh it was dry, it felt sorta normal, but not 100% accurate.
lol
nice story
I wish one of your guys had children if I could kick them in the fucking head or stomp on their testicles so you can feel my pain because thats the pain I have waking up everyday -- Mike Tyson
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NewbSaibot United States. Apr 17 2010 15:33. Posts 4943
Wait a min, whats the normal part here; Doing a tranny check and discovering balls? Or knowing it's a tranny and feeling the balls anyway?
bye now
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4Kingell United Kingdom. Apr 18 2010 07:07. Posts 1453
On April 17 2010 00:10 byrnesam wrote:
Most of the other girls at the bar had tits that looked like theyd been put on with a shovel.
Anyway, i should probably wash my hand
Not enough love for this....
If you know the enemy and know yourself you need not fear the results of a hundred battles. Sun Tzu
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qwerty67890 New Zealand. Apr 18 2010 13:12. Posts 14026
On April 17 2010 14:33 NewbSaibot wrote:
Wait a min, whats the normal part here; Doing a tranny check and discovering balls? Or knowing it's a tranny and feeling the balls anyway?
Its like half n half.
But you gotta keep an open mind if you're down to party-hard in Thailand
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Rekrul United States. Apr 18 2010 14:59. Posts 3338
are you serious? why not party with real girls instead of Lady Boys?
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DaEm0niCuS United States. Feb 04 2011 23:39. Posts 3292
Byrnesam likes the katoey's , lol.
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DaEm0niCuS United States. Mar 31 2011 15:02. Posts 3292
On April 17 2010 11:40 mrpav.com wrote:
Dude, i like ya, but i think its a little sad when you have to pay for sex.
Have you really convinced yourself that your not "paying for sex". How many girls like guys with no money?
Honestly, how much do you think your girlfriend costs you per month?
I'm not saying I even disagree with you, but your perspective is most likely very limited. I'm guessing you've had the same girlfriend for a really long time, would I be correct?
