Hey Donald

HU4Rollz ANYTIME ANYSTAKE

maybe it was $100

whatever it was you got raped.

ADMIT DEFEAT 1-0 GG NO RE NEWB

either that or .02/.04 fixed limit omaha hi/lo hu4rollz

i will flip you for your roll

lamest brag post ever imo.

didnt you hit and run in your HU last time? i specifically remember you winning with QQ vs AKs or something and leaving....talking about him owning your soul

im SO busy basking in how awesome i am for taking $100 off of such a baller like you donald i literally JUST 5star rated my own fcking blog.

how unreal is that??? FIVE STARS FOR MY VICTORIES IN LIFE.

On March 22 2009 04:22 Steal City wrote: i will flip you for your roll

ur so wrong if you think donald was winning @ any point in that HU match i remember it.

he was getting raped, i didnt hit and run either i played for 1hr+ and i had to go or something.

and then flip again if you win

u played 15 minutes.....LOL and you did hit and run we need to find that old thread.

he was OWNING YOUR SOUL with 4bets, you said it yourself,....donald was OWNING YOUR SOUL

it was a sng thread started by genijex or something like that

On March 22 2009 04:23 CrownRoyal wrote: ur so wrong if you think donald was winning @ any point in that HU match i remember it. he was getting raped, i didnt hit and run either i played for 1hr+ and i had to go or something.

ok so we got a game going?

Tell me what table(s) to sit down at

yes it was

how do you crush someone and then refuse to play them? sounds like 'scared money' to me

ive never hit and ran anyone in my life but i do remember he was starting to get the momentum as he switched up from minraising the button to 4x raising and running good with pf holecards or being an absolute bluff bulldozer one of the two he def had the momentum at the end but i am certain i was in control of everything up to that point.

the point of this thread is to tilt donald i'm not playing anyone HU for anything serious right now it's too retarded/childish/egotistical.

I have to play poker as a job and being a rakeback pro isn't working out so well for me when ive only played 30k hands this month winning at 1ptbb/100.

On March 22 2009 04:30 CrownRoyal wrote: the point of this thread is to tilt donald i'm not playing anyone HU for anything serious right now it's too retarded/childish/egotistical. I have to play poker as a job and being a rakeback pro isn't working out so well for me when ive only played 30k hands this month winning at 1ptbb/100.

how does it feel to suck at life?

HU4Rollz

also get off his fucking dick chris, faggot

Donald"HOW CAN HE RAISE THE TURN WITH A SET"4realz is a retard

hu 4 rolls?

and no hit and running you pussy

lol why u bashing on my friend? I would defend him the same way if some loser was spouting shit against him

Chris vs Crown HU4Rollz

On March 22 2009 04:32 Steal City wrote: Show nested quote + On March 22 2009 04:30 CrownRoyal wrote: the point of this thread is to tilt donald i'm not playing anyone HU for anything serious right now it's too retarded/childish/egotistical. I have to play poker as a job and being a rakeback pro isn't working out so well for me when ive only played 30k hands this month winning at 1ptbb/100. how does it feel to suck at life?

its ok because it teaches me that everything doesn't come easily and i have to overcome all obstacles! I'll just play more hands and put in more effort because that's the only thing I can do. I feel like neilly defending himself and being a faggot in general right now I hope i'm not coming across that way.

too late. you already came off as a 'hater' and a 'douche.' does this mean you are sorry and won't play HU for rolls?

On March 22 2009 04:35 CrownRoyal wrote: Show nested quote + On March 22 2009 04:32 Steal City wrote:   On March 22 2009 04:30 CrownRoyal wrote: the point of this thread is to tilt donald i'm not playing anyone HU for anything serious right now it's too retarded/childish/egotistical. I have to play poker as a job and being a rakeback pro isn't working out so well for me when ive only played 30k hands this month winning at 1ptbb/100. how does it feel to suck at life? its ok because it teaches me that everything doesn't come easily and i have to overcome all obstacles! I'll just play more hands and put in more effort because that's the only thing I can do. I feel like neilly defending himself and being a faggot in general right now I hope i'm not coming across that way.

i win

try not to be a "faggot" (ur words) and try to stop yourself from attacking people for no reason next time

lol 50 bucks up, CR seriously wtf are you doing?

is this a rndm cry for attention?lol

[x] crown pwnt donald for $50

[x] donald pwnts crown's dignity

[ ] playing HU for rolls

I'm not sorry. I was merely letting you, "DonAlD4RealZ" know that your money went to a gr8 cause. It's sorta like when you donate to charity and you get to see what little kid you helped out in a picture. The only difference is that you dont really know if you even helped that kid or not or wonder why they are wasting the fucking money on taking pictures instead of helping the kid more.

In my case it's pretty clear that your generous donations were graciously spent getting the home-boys and myself ill.

I hope I can clear this all up with this post. I dunno why you have to throw libel and stuff around in my thread where I was merely discussing investment opportunities with budweiser inc. I'm suprised you two even have time to respond to me so much in my thread about how awesome I am and how much I rule at life. Pretty amazing you guys can fuck each other and at the same time reply to me. WHO PLAYS RECEIVER????

donald kept spamming my pm inbox/everywhere i wrote anything with "HU4ROLLZ" or equivalent to that and I didn't really know where to reply to him. I made this thread to inform him that 1-0 gg, no re implies that I don't need to play him any more ever again and that victory is, indeed, mine.

On March 22 2009 04:49 CrownRoyal wrote: I'm not sorry. I was merely letting you, "DonAlD4RealZ" know that your money went to a gr8 cause. It's sorta like when you donate to charity and you get to see what little kid you helped out in a picture. The only difference is that you dont really know if you even helped that kid or not or wonder why they are wasting the fucking money on taking pictures instead of helping the kid more. In my case it's pretty clear that your generous donations were graciously spent getting the home-boys and myself ill. I hope I can clear this all up with this post. I dunno why you have to throw libel and stuff around in my thread where I was merely discussing investment opportunities with budweiser inc. I'm suprised you two even have time to respond to me so much in my thread about how awesome I am and how much I rule at life. Pretty amazing you guys can fuck each other and at the same time reply to me. WHO PLAYS RECEIVER????

[] i read entire post
[x] emo crap

you wanna play me HU crown?

it's pretty clear you dont have an edge in this game chris i'm pretty sure ive helped you with poker before and there is no way you are willing to play me hu by yourself. I dont wanna play vs the chris/donald tag team which im pretty sure is whats gonna happen.

let me go get my bff patrik antonious and it's on.

actually crown you commented on some sng hands or something a while ago. i dont need help vs you.

i like how you constantly spout shit but refuse to back it up

On March 22 2009 04:56 CrownRoyal wrote: it's pretty clear you dont have an edge in this game chris i'm pretty sure ive helped you with poker before and there is no way you are willing to play me hu by yourself. I dont wanna play vs the chris/donald tag team which im pretty sure is whats gonna happen. let me go get my bff patrik antonious and it's on.

i'm not going to scam anyone, I'm not like you CROWNROYAL THE SCAMMER

so if I say i won't talk to him or advise him at all during the match, you can guarantee that

shit talking and being able to back it up makes you a dick, but at least you can back it up.

talking shit and not backing it up...well thats you

i mean really, did you see donald pushing some edges on me in that hu game? I'm not saying im any better than donald because I have no idea but I'm pretty sure at any stake me/donald would play HU in the long run the rake wins.

there is no reason for me to play donald hu, when i win he can just drop the line "100 is meaningless" and look cool to you and you'll let him rail you in the ass again because you're in love. I gain nothing from playing him except money and I would rather play in easier situations than playing vs donald hu. I don't have lots of money to throw around when im just starting to recover from my last losing run.

On March 22 2009 05:00 CrownRoyal wrote: i mean really, did you see donald pushing some edges on me in that hu game? I'm not saying im any better than donald because I have no idea but I'm pretty sure at any stake me/donald would play HU in the long run the rake wins. there is no reason for me to play donald hu, when i win he can just drop the line "100 is meaningless" and look cool to you and you'll let him rail you in the ass again because you're in love. I gain nothing from playing him except money and I would rather play in easier situations than playing vs donald hu I don't have lots of money to throw around when im just starting to recover from my last losing run.

I'll make a bet with u that i will beat u over the rake over the course of however many hands, and the prop bet will be for however much u can put up (ur b-roll) if you're willing to play a large sample of hands, i can even give u odds

im not asking you to play donald. im asking you to play me and/or stop acting like a douche all the time.

wtf who goes hunting for your posts to talk shit to you

so the money is def there, if u truly believe in ur word, i'll def back it up for thousands

chris here's a real shit talk for you

I'll bet you that I can beat you in any game variant of sngs over any amount of games that I will win more money than you will

I'll bet you I will win more money than you over any amount of hands @ nl100.

i dont play STTs

you could always just play me

or




stop acting like a douche.

you play $4 180 mans and you wanna play me HU?

LOL

On March 22 2009 05:03 CrownRoyal wrote: chris here's a real shit talk for you I'll bet you that I can beat you in any game variant of sngs over any amount of games that I will win more money than you will I'll bet you I will win more money than you over any amount of hands @ nl100.

I'll back him, the two of you play 9 hands each of 100NL, the bet it for however much you can put up, has to be 2K at least bc i know u have hat much since ur playing 100NL

Now let's see if you were lying

i'll bet you $1k that i will win more in 200 $4 180 mans than you will and we have 1 week to play them.

4.40s are gay. why wont you just play me. you wanna do anything but play me now you only avoiding it so fuck it. i guess my 'easy money' isnt good enough for you. you would probably live up to your character and hit and run as soon as you could anyway. and probably scam ppl on the sidebets

i just offered to play you at every single game that you play and you refused

pretty obvious you and donald are going to team up you dont even have a fucking roll for heads up.

shut up.

i mean for only 1k

its not even worth it. im not going to sacrifice other games to play way more 4.40s than usual.

109s, 55s, 33s, etc and im going to focus on 4.40s just to spite you? LOL

and you are like 80-90% to scam anyway

i just wanna play you heads up. this is not some pric waving contest about 4.40s

i think you are acting like a douche. you insulted my friend, and myself. you give terrible advice often. your word is worthless.

and fwiw i already play 50nl hu from time to time. turns out i am rolled for it. and there is absolutely no need for your conspiracy tag team. you are dodging.

I dunno why you are posting $4 180 man hands and playing nl10 if you are playing $100 mtts and stuff, i guess the tuff situations only show up in the lower buyin games huh? Prob just play those to relax from the rough intense higher buyin stuff.

i dare you to make a poll asking about my integrity.

ask how many people i've prop betted with, i recently held 2k for a dude on ftp when our xfer didnt work out, I don't owe anyone any money. you guys keep throwing unreal excuses around about everything

10nl to help a friend. 4.40s for volume obv. how much you lost at 100nl again?

w/e im done feeding your ego. you obv get a kick out of the attention. PM when you ready to play hu

if i was really a shitty person I never would have told lostaccount i cashed his money out. He got paid back!

btw chris you've convinced me

"tehskies" on ps

i'm up 2k @ nl100

also, you go ahead and make the poll. no info, just

Crown Royal: Trustworthy?


yes or no


i HOPE you would actually get trustworthy. but you have self admittedly done so many shitty things to other people. if i was you i couldnt look myself in mirror.

ive never done anything scammy besides cashing out stake money and i settled that with lostaccount.

are you coming now???

i wanna play

the game is on.... CR with early lead

PokerStars Game #26228759679: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2009/03/22 6:35:38 ET
Table 'Juliet IV' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: You'llCallMe ($93.75 in chips)
Seat 2: tehskies ($128.20 in chips)
You'llCallMe: posts small blind $0.25
tehskies: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
You'llCallMe: raises $1 to $1.50
tehskies: calls $1
*** FLOP *** [8d 2h Qc]
tehskies: checks
You'llCallMe: bets $2
tehskies: calls $2
*** TURN *** [8d 2h Qc]
tehskies: checks
You'llCallMe: bets $5
tehskies: raises $11 to $16
You'llCallMe: raises $30 to $46
tehskies: raises $78.70 to $124.70 and is all-in
You'llCallMe: calls $44.25 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($34.45) returned to tehskies
*** RIVER *** [8d 2h Qc 3c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
tehskies: shows [Jd Qh] (a pair of Queens)
You'llCallMe: shows [Qd 2d] (two pair, Queens and Deuces)
You'llCallMe collected $187 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $187.50 | Rake $0.50
Board [8d 2h Qc 3c 7c]
Seat 1: You'llCallMe (button) (small blind) showed [Qd 2d] and won ($187) with two pair, Queens and Deuces
Seat 2: tehskies (big blind) showed [Jd Qh] and lost with a pair of Queens

yeah post the hand where he wins LOL

ohhhh my bad.........

here u go





PokerStars Game #26228842388: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2009/03/22 6:41:10 ET
Table 'Juliet IV' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: You'llCallMe ($185.70 in chips)
Seat 2: tehskies ($50.75 in chips)
You'llCallMe: posts small blind $0.25
tehskies: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
You'llCallMe: raises $1 to $1.50
tehskies: calls $1
*** FLOP *** [Kd 9h 2d]
tehskies: checks
You'llCallMe: bets $1.50
tehskies: calls $1.50
*** TURN *** [Kd 9h 2d]
tehskies: checks
You'llCallMe: checks
*** RIVER *** [Kd 9h 2d Td]
tehskies: bets $5
You'llCallMe: calls $5
*** SHOW DOWN ***
tehskies: shows [Ts Ah] (two pair, Kings and Tens)
You'llCallMe: shows [5d 3d] (a flush, King high)
You'llCallMe collected $15.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $16 | Rake $0.50
Board [Kd 9h 2d Td Kh]
Seat 1: You'llCallMe (button) (small blind) showed [5d 3d] and won ($15.50) with a flush, King high
Seat 2: tehskies (big blind) showed [Ts Ah] and lost with two pair, Kings and Tens

lol @ you thinking that hand is something you should really post in a thread where you're trying to make a case for him being a good player

here's a much more accurate depiction of the hu

yeaaa sick he has a 200$ stack and ur winning only tiny pots

nice :D

On March 22 2009 05:55 Steal City wrote: yeaaa sick he has a 200$ stack and ur winning only tiny pots nice :D

he's up 50 dollars or so

crown royal can no longer reload fully

i had 175 dollars to start i would assume it was to be expected, i dont play on stars

u said he'd up 50$ or so after u had stopped reloading

[x] math fail

or

[x] scammer as always lying

what is for certain

[x] stupid

gg

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

he didn't even stick to his deal to play the full hour HAHAHAHA

proof that HE THINKS ur better than he is

we started at 5:06

??? yeah im such a scumbag i said gg you guys win congrats.

wp

CrownRoyal Oman. Today 05:22. Posts 8415

#60

are you coming now???

i wanna play

LOOK AT POST NUMEBR 60

U LIE AND FAIL AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that's actually cheating because u made a deal and Chris would have played the full hour like he had promised and u should too, u owe it to him

ok, open the table back up.

he's still on

k donated my last 60 dollars

hope you guys can find something useful for them.

PokerStars Game #26229500572: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2009/03/22 7:20:17 ET
Table 'Juliet IV' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: You'llCallMe ($205.20 in chips)
Seat 2: tehskies ($45.55 in chips)
tehskies: posts small blind $0.25
You'llCallMe: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to You'llCallMe [Kc As]
tehskies: raises $0.50 to $1
You'llCallMe: raises $3.50 to $4.50
tehskies: calls $3.50
*** FLOP *** [Ks Qs Ah]
You'llCallMe: bets $7.50
tehskies: calls $7.50
*** TURN *** [Ks Qs Ah]
You'llCallMe: bets $193.20 and is all-in
tehskies: calls $33.55 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($159.65) returned to You'llCallMe
*** RIVER *** [Ks Qs Ah 8d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
You'llCallMe: shows [Kc As] (two pair, Aces and Kings)
tehskies: mucks hand
You'llCallMe collected $90.60 from pot
tehskies leaves the table
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $91.10 | Rake $0.50
Board [Ks Qs Ah 8d 4c]
Seat 1: You'llCallMe (big blind) showed [Kc As] and won ($90.60) with two pair, Aces and Kings
Seat 2: tehskies (button) (small blind) mucked [Kh Jh]

oh wow

i thought i had 2pair in that hand

doesnt matter

Wtf is all this hustling ? lol

thank you for coming back and sticking to the agreement. +1 for that

this hand describes the entire hu match

Submitted by : CrownRoyal

PokerStars Game #26229116121: Holdem No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2009/03/22 6:57:44 ET
Table Juliet IV 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: YoullCallMe ($190.90 in chips)
Seat 2: tehskies ($63.95 in chips)
tehskies: posts small blind $0.25
YoullCallMe: posts big blind $0.50

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to tehskies
tehskies: raises $1 to $1.50
YoullCallMe: raises $4 to $5.50
tehskies: calls $4

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $11.00)

   
YoullCallMe: checks
tehskies: bets $8
YoullCallMe: calls $8

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $27.00)

   
YoullCallMe: checks
tehskies: checks

River (Pot : $27.00)

   
tehskies said, "jesus christ"
YoullCallMe: checks
tehskies said, "just check your jj"
tehskies: checks

Showdown
YoullCallMe: shows (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
YoullCallMe said, "lol"
tehskies: mucks hand
YoullCallMe said, "nice read"
YoullCallMe collected $26.50 from pot

Summary
Total pot $27 | Rake $0.50
Board  
Seat 1: YoullCallMe (big blind) showed and won ($26.50) with two pair, Aces and Jacks
Seat 2: tehskies (button) (small blind) mucked

yea.... theskeis sees all the angles but doesn't have the stones to play them

but he can float OOP with 3 clean outs and then not decide to take it away on the perfect turn card

i dont see how betting the flop is floating.

it's an even better turn card to bet when he checks to me again on the river though because that is about 25x more believable than betting the turn, because that is how i would play an ace

river was the worst card possible.

[x] whoops misread hand history
[x] yes, you still suck balls and this hand shows how much u suck balls

Crown Royal now busto on stars

also he is never ever bluffing on the river so i pretty much secure victory by checking the turn and then firing a valuebet sized bet on the river

so why didn't u?


oh, and.... secure victory lol

ur up 50$ off me and down 200 to him

Chris is gonna buy me some beers with 100$ of ur money next so we're both up off ya, thanks for the beer ;p

so much hate

i dont hate anyone in this thread

the only way i ever win this river is by overbetting the pot

my image is bad i didnt want to

i have no idea what the fuck is this but i have a big urge to ban crown

On March 22 2009 06:58 CrownRoyal wrote: the only way i ever win this river is by overbetting the pot my image is bad i didnt want to

no stones

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/648968

On March 22 2009 07:01 Baal wrote: i have no idea what the fuck is this but i have a big urge to ban crown

out of nowhere he started spamming and flaming me in a HH i posted, and it built up from there

but he started it ;p

this thread is gold.

On March 22 2009 07:01 Baal wrote: i have no idea what the fuck is this but i have a big urge to ban crown

i hate the fact that i can't even reply to this properly because you will ban me. Banning someone with 8k posts for having fun with steal city is ridiculous. People get in worse fights all the time i kept it in my blog and i had my fun, close it if you want why the fuck would you ban me

rofl so u guys tilted crown then swooped the last of his stars money and are now needling?

rofl

did he deserve? this thread was tl:dr whole thing

On March 22 2009 04:56 CrownRoyal wrote: it's pretty clear you dont have an edge in this game chris

trax, yes he deserved

baal, please dont ban him.

chris are you fucking kidding me?

I was most certainly not going to bitch about the cards but if you are gonna say something like that I think you should really reconsider what you just quoted.

i can't handle this thread it tilts me/embarasses me/makes me look stupid.

I quit.

and crown with the 67 you should just pot the turn and river and do the same when you have an ace. best way to play it.


put him in an uncomfortable spot having to call 2 streets with the underpair; don't just figure he always calls so not bother

also one last thing

250 hands or wtfever we played is not grounds for anyone to make any assumptions about anyone's play especially when im on life tilt.

i said gg, i didnt come in here bitching about anything you dont have any reason to do what you're doing.

that's it i'm done here.

u gonna call 3bet with 67o u need to monster up when given a chance to make it +ev

LOL at you whining about the cards. i just think your quote is awesome.

also i told you GG i never said i was better i just think the quote is pretty appropriate.

also, to clarify, i am not talking trash here, but, when you get more money on PS we can do another round if you would like.

taking it down often by the river and winning 25-50 dollar pots 7/8 while losing a big pot seldom

>

losing 25 dollar pot at showdown 100% of the time u don't hit a gutshot

On March 22 2009 07:12 chris wrote: LOL at you whining about the cards. i just think your quote is awesome.

pretty emo quote lol

you guys should chill off each other though

On March 22 2009 07:09 CrownRoyal wrote: i can't handle this thread it tilts me/embarasses me/makes me look stupid. I quit.

i dont want to get into this shit but
it's ur fault...
u started acting like a dbag

trax read whole thread. he is telling me i have no edge then says you cant determine whether or not there is an edge....he is just so full of contradictions. that is why this blog (which should be rated 5 stars obv) tilts him.

and trax, if someone hunted down your posts just to talk shit to you and your friends, you might take it a little personally too.

lol @ crown

its not donald its dante btw

Crown you shouldn't have given into their retorts, just constantly talked about the mad $$$ u won off of Steal would have tilted enough. You lost track of your objective!!

lmao
"I rarely dislike anyone"
hahahah god what a waste of time

There's nothing quite like watching someone's soul get crushed in 6 pages.

ya, I'm kinda enjoying it too now

On March 22 2009 07:06 CrownRoyal wrote: Show nested quote + On March 22 2009 07:01 Baal wrote: i have no idea what the fuck is this but i have a big urge to ban crown i hate the fact that i can't even reply to this properly because you will ban me. Banning someone with 8k posts for having fun with steal city is ridiculous. People get in worse fights all the time i kept it in my blog and i had my fun, close it if you want why the fuck would you ban me

[]having fun with Steal City
[x]being consistently the worst poster on Lp.net

I feel like I just /join Clan X17 right now after reading this.

LOL @ CR you're my boy Blue aka Chris