Austrian, not australian.
edit : I may have not understood it well. Was just saying josef fritzl is austrian, not australian. But don't want to derail rofl thread. Will post something rofl worthy later to compensate.
sorry for shitty english.
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Silver_nz New Zealand. Mar 21 2012 10:21. Posts 5647
On March 21 2012 09:21 Silver_nz wrote:
They have spiders that big in Austria?
I wish one of your guys had children if I could kick them in the fucking head or stomp on their testicles so you can feel my pain because thats the pain I have waking up everyday -- Mike Tyson
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HeRoS)eNGagE Canada. Mar 21 2012 13:28. Posts 10896
AUSTRIA NOT AUSTRALIA
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rANDY United Kingdom. Mar 21 2012 16:16. Posts 2223
from my point of view...
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Silver_nz New Zealand. Mar 21 2012 18:47. Posts 5647
woodywoodywoody
So I had this rancid throat infection, as in the back of my throat looked like it had been the star of a Bukakke, it was horrific. After a week of being miserable I went to the doctors to get it checked out. Now I have never had a hot doctor before but the one I got was this lovely mid-late 30's blonde. Very lovely.
It comes to the point where she has to take a swab of the back of my throat and she says "i'm afraid this will make you gag". Now i remembered a thing my housemate had told me that if you squeeze your left thumb in your left hand really tight it removes your gag reflex. So i proclaim this too her, and to her disbelief go on to prove it works! low and behold i dont gag!
she says "wow where did you learn that?"
to which i obviously say "oh... er some guy showed me"
she raised an eyebrow, i went bright red and that was it for talking
wow this is so funny haha.... she now probably thinks he is gay or someting haha ...
........ wait actually that is just a boring story with quite obvious ending
better kept it at reddit instead of bringing it here
U see what i did there with A8 ? He 4 bets and there we go insta jam A8 : ---booooom -- . hahahaha ( Krantz)
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CandyRush South Africa. Mar 21 2012 20:22. Posts 36
3 Letter Life
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K40Cheddar United States. Mar 21 2012 20:27. Posts 2202
On March 21 2012 19:28 2c0ntent wrote:
don't hate guy, its quite a humorous thing with the use of a little empathy imo
I thought that episode chose germans randomly!
I knew that one was comming
Well i love rofl thread and i have my daily laugh there
Byrnesams post for example mostly have me exploding in laughter
There are also a few other good contributors
maybe i shouldnt have commented your post
afterall maybe there are some virgins here on LP who get a good laugh when reading
they should have some fun , too
<3
U see what i did there with A8 ? He 4 bets and there we go insta jam A8 : ---booooom -- . hahahaha ( Krantz)
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JonnyCosMo United States. Mar 22 2012 05:44. Posts 7292
On March 21 2012 19:27 K40Cheddar wrote:
i mean... this is perfect
Everyone needs to see that you are king of the castle - PoorUser
care to explain for the ones who don't follow this "false" football game ?
I just know this first guy that prays on the field and is quite famous for this, but nothing more.
they both play in the position of quarterback which is basically the equivalent to real footballs coach + messi if you could combine them in field --- its the most important position in the team by far
now payton manning just got hired by tim tebow's team (guy that prays), payton manning is basically the messi of NFL or very close to it thus tebow is getting screwed big time to being bench or having to change teams
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FlameExile Netherlands. Mar 22 2012 16:03. Posts 45
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