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FrinkX   United States. Sep 20 2007 20:50. Posts 7562


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bitch on a pension suck my dongLast edit: 22/03/2012 13:56

Svenman87   United States. Sep 20 2007 20:55. Posts 4636

did you try hitting them?

seems to work very nicely...


[vital]Myth    United States. Sep 20 2007 20:59. Posts 12159

...wish?

Eh, I can go a few more orbits in life, before taxes blind me out - PoorUser 

[vital]Myth    United States. Sep 20 2007 20:59. Posts 12159

by "wish i was" do you mean "think i am"?

Eh, I can go a few more orbits in life, before taxes blind me out - PoorUser 

Rekrul   United States. Sep 20 2007 21:05. Posts 3338

if girls sucking is a bad thing to you then you really are gay

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Rekrul   United States. Sep 20 2007 21:09. Posts 3338

i only get girls cause i'm lucky enough to be tall and rich and also live in an asian country

honestly u need to hit the gym, every day stop being such a skinny-fat (term coined by maynard to describe all white sc players 7 years ago) nerd. u know its true, this isnt an insult, whats holding you back

i could do so much better if i hit the gym every day too

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Narious   Canada. Sep 20 2007 21:14. Posts 4800

Yeah, Seriously, What Rekrul said is right. I suck at poker and live in North America. Without staying in great shape girls are rigged.


FrinkX   United States. Sep 20 2007 21:17. Posts 7562

actually rek i started hitting the gym 4 and a half months ago and i've gained a good amount of muscle, and i still go every other day. but you are correct in your advice, i realized it.

i just have emotional problems when it comes to girls. the girl i'm with is gorgeous and im crazy about her but we're having serious problems and might be breaking up and its hitting me hard

bitch on a pension suck my dong 

Svenman87   United States. Sep 20 2007 21:17. Posts 4636

eh... depends on what girl you want to find.

blah blah blah stay in shape etc etc...

I don't rly know what you're looking for though...

Relationship? or fuck around kthx there's the door gg no re?
Both require really different styles of attracting women imo.


FrinkX   United States. Sep 20 2007 21:23. Posts 7562

im in it for the relationship, not interested in just fucking girls. not that i look downly upon it or wouldnt do it, but i enjoy the relationship aspect much more.

bitch on a pension suck my dong 

Rekrul   United States. Sep 20 2007 21:24. Posts 3338


  On September 20 2007 20:17 FrinkX wrote:
actually rek i started hitting the gym 4 and a half months ago and i've gained a good amount of muscle, and i still go every other day. but you are correct in your advice, i realized it.

i just have emotional problems when it comes to girls. the girl i'm with is gorgeous and im crazy about her but we're having serious problems and might be breaking up and its hitting me hard



throw your emotions in the garbage and all your problems go away and you never have problems with girls and they cling to you like little wenches

girls will always try to fuck with your head and then use it against u

other day call from girl

'is it okay if i meet other guys'

NO

'are you my boyfriend then?'

no

'can i come over?'

KEEP EM GUESSING AND THEY'LL KEEP COMING

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Rekrul   United States. Sep 20 2007 21:26. Posts 3338


  On September 20 2007 20:23 FrinkX wrote:
im in it for the relationship, not interested in just fucking girls. not that i look downly upon it or wouldnt do it, but i enjoy the relationship aspect much more.



this is the thing about america that blows, its way harder to just fuck bitches cause they all have such high moral standards that derived from fuckinmg oprah or some shit

its so much work to get in a bitches pants u may as well just find one u like and keep to save urself the time money and effort

^----1 major reason i dont live in usa

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Fayth    Canada. Sep 20 2007 21:36. Posts 10085

actually hitting the gym won't get you no girl, unless you go out shirtless, it might only help you be a bit more confident, it's really all about confidence, be cocky, be fun, have fun, that should be your main focus, havin fun, rekrul got that right at the least. He's just taken it a bit too far, meaning he considers them nothing but sex toys.

Either way if you want your relationship to work out, you should have both goals, goals that you plan to achieve together, something positive. Girls don't like it if they don't see where the relationship is going, make her dream, she has to see a possible future.

If you just want a new girl then it's totally different obv.

Im not sure what to do tomorrow when I see her, should I shake her hand?? -Floofy 

Rekrul   United States. Sep 20 2007 21:39. Posts 3338

fayth you're a fucking retarded tool who knows nothing cause you and your little highschool sweetheart fell in 'love' at a young age

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Rekrul   United States. Sep 20 2007 21:44. Posts 3338

u must be doing something alpha and not even realize it, she should have gotten bored and dumped u or fucked another guy already

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Narious   Canada. Sep 20 2007 21:46. Posts 4800


  On September 20 2007 20:44 Rekrul wrote:
u must be doing something alpha and not even realize it, she should have gotten bored and dumped u or fucked another guy already



Strong societal conditioning can trump instinctual drive (IE: Pick up psychology) in many individuals if that conditioning is strong enough or enforced enough.


Fayth    Canada. Sep 20 2007 21:47. Posts 10085

that was some clueless post rek, nice try though i could probably teach you some

Im not sure what to do tomorrow when I see her, should I shake her hand?? -Floofy 

Narious   Canada. Sep 20 2007 21:50. Posts 4800

Though, Just for the record I agree with fayth and frinx about wanting an actual relationship and not a string of one night stands.


Rekrul   United States. Sep 20 2007 21:54. Posts 3338

i want a relationship combined with a string of one night stands when bored...its not cheating if you have no feelings or if theres an ocean inbetween you and your gf...everyone knows that

is that too much to ask?

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Fayth    Canada. Sep 20 2007 21:58. Posts 10085

it's fine rek, i didn't criticize anything about your relationships with girls, i just said you seemed to often disrespect them, you can tease them and shit but no need to be straight up arrogant and rude.

Plus you also said some uncalled for stuff bout me, which was pointless

Im not sure what to do tomorrow when I see her, should I shake her hand?? -Floofy 

Rekrul   United States. Sep 20 2007 21:58. Posts 3338

also, everyone knows guys who are alpha males and fuck every bitch they can within their standards end up being the best and most devout / providing husbands

if there was no end game the whole concept wouldn't work and bitches wouldn't be attracted to alphas

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Narious   Canada. Sep 20 2007 21:59. Posts 4800


  On September 20 2007 20:58 Fayth wrote:
it's fine rek,]As long as your not dating my sister i didn't criticize anything about your relationships with girls, i just said you seemed to often disrespect them, you can tease them and shit but no need to be straight up arrogant and rude.

Plus you also said some uncalled for stuff bout me, which was pointless



FYP


lachlan   Australia. Sep 20 2007 21:59. Posts 6991

i dont understand how u can just packup and move to a completely foreign country. thats insane! lol

i'd be shit scared about doing something as hardcore as that

full ring 

Rekrul   United States. Sep 20 2007 22:01. Posts 3338

when u flunk out of college and ur parents are yelling at u to get a job and ur a nerd whos only hope in life is to play some silly video game with slants what else u gunna do

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Fayth    Canada. Sep 20 2007 22:02. Posts 10085

he knew people in korea before he moved there... nothing to be scared about

and rek i agree with being an alpha male, where did i disagree with that lol

Im not sure what to do tomorrow when I see her, should I shake her hand?? -Floofy 

FrinkX   United States. Sep 20 2007 22:03. Posts 7562

haha, im glad this has turned into something fun

i've considered just picking up and moving to a different country. I don't really have any ties here and I think it would be a sick good experience, and a lot of fun.

No idea where to go tho or if I'd have the balls :O

bitch on a pension suck my dong 

Rekrul   United States. Sep 20 2007 22:03. Posts 3338


  On September 20 2007 20:58 Fayth wrote:
it's fine rek, i didn't criticize anything about your relationships with girls, i just said you seemed to often disrespect them, you can tease them and shit but no need to be straight up arrogant and rude.

Plus you also said some uncalled for stuff bout me, which was pointless



ok im sorry but your original post was retarded because obviously its inherent that working out and being in shape = huge confidence boost for most people which is what you need to get bitches, i wasn't saying girls want muscles only

the fact that you even fathomed the possibility of me not realizing this was quite insulting and proved your own lack of intelligence so i responded harshly

i apologize

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Bejamin1   Canada. Sep 20 2007 22:05. Posts 7042

Sometimes you guys are just too funny.

Sorry dude he Jason Bourned me. -Johnny Drama 

Fayth    Canada. Sep 20 2007 22:05. Posts 10085

gotta chill out bud, no offenses were intended

Im not sure what to do tomorrow when I see her, should I shake her hand?? -Floofy 

nutshot   United States. Sep 20 2007 22:07. Posts 4539

pictures of the gorgeous girl, please, frinkx

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D_Zoo   Canada. Sep 20 2007 22:12. Posts 4013

rek...its like we are soulmates

You aint a poet ur just a drunk with a pen 

D_Zoo   Canada. Sep 20 2007 22:16. Posts 4013

i was trying to teach evan how to become emotionally dead.....solves all of life's problems =)

im old now and retired from sportfucking but for those of u who are young....emotions = problems, sportfucking and not bragging about it = King

You aint a poet ur just a drunk with a pen 

Rekrul   United States. Sep 20 2007 22:21. Posts 3338

YES

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Rekrul   United States. Sep 20 2007 22:22. Posts 3338

OMG I WANT TO PUNCH PEOPLE IN THE TEETH WHEN I HEAR

"YEAH I FUCKED HER HARD LAST NIGHT"

YEAH IN THAT CASE ITS PROBABLY THE FIRST GIRL YOU FUCKED IN FOUR YEARS SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID AMERICAN

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capaneo   Canada. Sep 20 2007 22:22. Posts 8465

a girl is like a dog. They are not looking for a good looking man. they are just looking for an owner. And u have to always talk/act from a position of power. They actually should look up to you as their owner and trainer and stuff. That is IF u just wanna get into the pants. You just keep ur image right up and fuck them hard and don't care about anything related to them feel free to fuck anyone else and make sure she knows it as well.

If u wanna get into a relationship on the mind level its a totally diffrent story and ITS NOT RECOMENDED!

In US everyone is happy as long as all the prices are rising. Unless its crude oil - Marc Faber 

Rekrul   United States. Sep 20 2007 22:24. Posts 3338

u mean getting brainwashed

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qwerty67890   New Zealand. Sep 20 2007 22:44. Posts 14026

Im going to get a wife from Thailand, much easier - and they do the useful shit like clean and cook for you.


qwerty67890   New Zealand. Sep 20 2007 22:45. Posts 14026

if you wanna move to thailand with me pm me.


Rekrul   United States. Sep 20 2007 22:48. Posts 3338

ask strafe he knows all about the 'women' there

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EmKey   Poland. Sep 20 2007 22:50. Posts 643

Im a Rekrul wannabe and im too emo to be succesful. What do i do ?

This is serious post

redefining weak/tight since 2006 

FrinkX   United States. Sep 20 2007 22:51. Posts 7562

i dunno about moving to thailand brynesam i think their laws are a lot more strict there and u might get a limb chopped off or something

bitch on a pension suck my dong 

D_Zoo   Canada. Sep 20 2007 22:54. Posts 4013


  On September 20 2007 21:22 Rekrul wrote:
OMG I WANT TO PUNCH PEOPLE IN THE TEETH WHEN I HEAR

"YEAH I FUCKED HER HARD LAST NIGHT"

YEAH IN THAT CASE ITS PROBABLY THE FIRST GIRL YOU FUCKED IN FOUR YEARS SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID AMERICAN




yes bragging about it is not in the rules
if u brag about it ur a fag

You aint a poet ur just a drunk with a pen 

Loco   Canada. Sep 21 2007 00:13. Posts 21004


  On September 20 2007 21:50 EmKey wrote:
Im a Rekrul wannabe and im too emo to be succesful. What do i do ?

This is serious post



dont be emo

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

milkman   United States. Sep 21 2007 00:29. Posts 5719

k frink, since ur ballin out at 1/2 or w/e i duno.. u got some money so ill help u out.. 1st off, dont worry about ur personality, how u act, or ANYTHING like that.. only thing you need to worry about, its being confident.. and since id bet ur not really used to doing that around girls, just be as confident as u can, im pretty sure u wont over due it..
step 2, hit up the tanning salon, get a little fake sun.. ( ur a really white guy, just like me, trust me it works )
step 3, drink more.. and work out more.. keep ur shit in check, make sure u can take down 5 beers in a night and still pretentd to like someone, and make sure u can run like 2 miles without looking like your about to die.. i feel like drinking retarded amounts really helps me cut weight, because you get really dehydrated and lose all the water in ur body, then ur also sick the whole next day so u dotn eat shit, then ur stomach shrinks, so u eat less after that.. so basically get like hella shitty drunk maybe 1 night, take 1 night break, then do it again.. u may die, but if u dont, i bet u will see results.. ( or at least i do ) then go get an expensive haircut or a nice hat..

then u should be set..
1. confident
2. tan
3. beer / working out.. ( get the mid section in check )
4. hair..

with those things combined, you cant go wrong..

Its hard to make a easy buck legally, its impossible to make a easy buck morally.Last edit: 21/09/2007 00:33

qwerty67890   New Zealand. Sep 21 2007 01:05. Posts 14026


  On September 20 2007 21:51 FrinkX wrote:
i dunno about moving to thailand brynesam i think their laws are a lot more strict there and u might get a limb chopped off or something



in straight dawg

plus i dont need to worry about driving when i can get a bitch to do it for me.


JonnyCosMo   United States. Sep 21 2007 03:17. Posts 7292

Frink!! ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS SMILE!!!

Everyone needs to see that you are king of the castle - PoorUser 

Sheitan   Canada. Sep 21 2007 07:53. Posts 4217

Lol milkman your advice about alcohol is stupid, doing so for a long period will probably make you a fat alcoholic at best or make you die from syrrhose.

Oh and to stick to the thread, women are not dogs or bitches or whatsoever, they 're human beings with feelings, you don't need to act like a jerk to have sex with them you can also be nice and gentle. Sometimes it works sometimes it doesn't, if you don't feel anything for the girl, be honest and dump her.

Odds are exactly 50%, either happens or it doesnt  

iop   Sweden. Sep 21 2007 08:01. Posts 4951

Yeah go to Thailand hahahaah and meet "girls"

Milkman lol i didnt spend half a thousand on a phone so i could play it cool and be all stealth 

sooon2b   United States. Sep 21 2007 08:24. Posts 774

rek is right. fuck american bitches. dont put pussy on a pedastool. Seriously. Until youre old enough to seriously start thinking about marriage, dont. Ill admit im a relationship type guy too, and girls would fuck with me really hard(shit, i dropped out of school bc of a girl...), but ive come to realize most girls are dumb whores

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Stygg   Sweden. Sep 25 2007 07:45. Posts 2347

my maturity meter exploded when I read this thread

also, I love Fayth


 



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