k frink, since ur ballin out at 1/2 or w/e i duno.. u got some money so ill help u out.. 1st off, dont worry about ur personality, how u act, or ANYTHING like that.. only thing you need to worry about, its being confident.. and since id bet ur not really used to doing that around girls, just be as confident as u can, im pretty sure u wont over due it..
step 2, hit up the tanning salon, get a little fake sun.. ( ur a really white guy, just like me, trust me it works )
step 3, drink more.. and work out more.. keep ur shit in check, make sure u can take down 5 beers in a night and still pretentd to like someone, and make sure u can run like 2 miles without looking like your about to die.. i feel like drinking retarded amounts really helps me cut weight, because you get really dehydrated and lose all the water in ur body, then ur also sick the whole next day so u dotn eat shit, then ur stomach shrinks, so u eat less after that.. so basically get like hella shitty drunk maybe 1 night, take 1 night break, then do it again.. u may die, but if u dont, i bet u will see results.. ( or at least i do ) then go get an expensive haircut or a nice hat..
then u should be set..
1. confident
2. tan
3. beer / working out.. ( get the mid section in check )
4. hair..
with those things combined, you cant go wrong.. |
Contact Users: 205 Active, 1 Logged in - Time: 01:44
,
,
,
,
,
,
,