Post your Girlfriend - Page 17

On June 29 2008 11:28 Roald wrote: I'm trying to get this fucker banned again. Everyone PM Nazgul to help me out.

standard roald. no reason... I did nothing wrong, but jealous of my QUALITY posts.

-ev business decision for naz if he's going to ban someone that actually contributes and brings in more lurks then any other poster. I bet I get 5+ free money referrals a day from all the lurkers that sit on LP to wait to hate on me.

On June 29 2008 11:32 mad1337nes wrote: had. bacterial. Some redic contagious skin condition or something?? dotors are retarded. ..but when contracted, we both thought it was herp. g/f let next door neighbor (uggo) chick eat her out, then I banged her out (while neighbor chick, who has a kid and a guy for like 8 years, gets H'd by two of our friends).... woke up with bumps on peen. Neighbor decided not to mention that she tested positive for herp untill we confronted her, then SOMEHOW convinced my g/f that it wasnt her (who is confirmed sleeping with 10+ nasty ass dudes), but that I must've cheated on her and obv gave her something... girl logic (or lack therof) is so legit. So she freaked and moved out, and basically sent the snowball rolling downhill. Then, neighbor chick started drama with me, so I threatened to blow everything wide open and tell her dude, and now to get "even" with me.... she's convinced g/f to fuck the dude that lives on her couch with no job, that smokes weed all day and only survives off food stamps. They're in love, shipit. /emo post.

10 for the girl logic

On June 29 2008 11:35 mad1337nes wrote: Show nested quote + On June 29 2008 11:28 Roald wrote: I'm trying to get this fucker banned again. Everyone PM Nazgul to help me out. standard roald. no reason... I did nothing wrong, but jealous of my QUALITY posts. -ev business decision for naz if he's going to ban someone that actually contributes and brings in more lurks then any other poster. I bet I get 5+ free money referrals a day from all the lurkers that sit on LP to wait to hate on me.

But -1 for mistaking yourself as ban worthy. Pretty sure he quoted PAV


edit: Wait what this isn't the rate the poster above thread?

On June 29 2008 13:00 gawdawaful wrote: But -1 for mistaking yourself as ban worthy. Pretty sure he quoted PAV

No. It was intended twards me.... who do you think banned me the last 3 times? Roald. He's on meh cock more then half the chicks I know.

He quoted Pav to prove the point that im a indecent human being... since he doesn't have a real reason to get me banned.

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On August 03 2008 00:48 amandla wrote: --- Nuked ---

aww mangst what'd it say?!

lol at that video posted on fat chicks

well can we do ex's?(only broke up because of my entry into the marines and i don't do long distance relationships)

She's on the left, obv that me in the middle. Halloween last year was TIIIGHT :D


I took her Go-Karting for our Anniversary, it was also fun.


Us messing around b4 dinner at BJ's


oh right after sex. my chest is red from her biting me... it was hawt.(that was like 2 hours after i shaved my head)
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oh she's a little drunk to if you couldn't tell

you are the opposite of dark darkdevildog

On August 04 2008 13:33 bane wrote: you are the opposite of dark darkdevildog

wat

On August 04 2008 13:48 DarkDevildog wrote: Show nested quote + On August 04 2008 13:33 bane wrote: you are the opposite of dark darkdevildog wat

You're really pale.

On August 04 2008 13:54 Venrae wrote: Show nested quote + On August 04 2008 13:48 DarkDevildog wrote:   On August 04 2008 13:33 bane wrote: you are the opposite of dark darkdevildog wat You're really pale.

meh, that'll change in a month. could have could have something alot worse wrong w/ me than being pale...

actually i do... i'm sort of a ginger. or a mix between a ginger and a daywalker

I thought she broke up with you, DarkDevilDog -__-

On another note, when do u leave for the military?

On August 04 2008 14:18 hubmaster wrote: I thought she broke up with you, DarkDevilDog -__- On another note, when do u leave for the military?

no you retard. do you ever listen? it was technically mutual, but it was me who brought up the whole long distance shit, and me not seeing her for 3 months.

a week from today.

have you ever seen the movie Powder?

On June 29 2008 13:09 mad1337nes wrote: Show nested quote + On June 29 2008 13:00 gawdawaful wrote: But -1 for mistaking yourself as ban worthy. Pretty sure he quoted PAV No. It was intended twards me.... who do you think banned me the last 3 times? Roald. He's on meh cock more then half the chicks I know. He quoted Pav to prove the point that im a indecent human being... since he doesn't have a real reason to get me banned.

lol he didnt last long

On August 04 2008 15:23 Shenny wrote: have you ever seen the movie Powder?

lol comon nowww i'm not that pale.

I plan on making Clay's (MezmerizePLZ) newly single sister my girlfriend soon. Just you wait.

lol pic

you look straight-up ginger to me
not that there's anything wrong with that or whatever
your ex was hot, nh

yea hopefully over the course of the next 3 months i'll transform into something more beautiful than a ginger, haha. 12 hour days in the sun ftw

that or i'll develop melanoma.