Just hadan idea for Lp, what do you guys think? - Page 2

Neilly Starts beating 200nl again

Lemon moves up to 100nl!!

Joeingram goes back to NL, and issues a 1 million hand challenges, with Positive winrate for 25/50 in a month!! Wcgrider backs him up, 500k dollar!!

Twoplustwo goes nuts, everyone wants in on the bet. Biggest bet in the history of online poker!!

1397 people agree to bet against him 1/1 odds, giving him the chance to win a whopping 69,85 million dollar!!!

This causes Dwan and all the other sick live players to fuck macau/live poker, and come back to online!

This makes the news in all the biggest media outlets, and news channels, which again funnels millions upon millions of new players into the Game!!

WSOP 2015 will be so big, that they need to use all the biggest CAsino's on the strip to host the Main even, having a 44450 people entrying (was more, but they had to start declining people wanting to enter lol). Making the prize pool 44,4 million dollars!!

The One drop now opens up for 500 entries!!! For a whopping 50 million dollar prize pool

Now poker is growing so much, so fast, and so hard, that it's passing all the other sports, and toward the end of 2016, it's common among every house hold to know about poker, play poker, and have friends that are professionals!

Those stockmarked channels, that thingy u see whizzing down at the bottom of most news channel, now has Poker indexes, and poker lingo on it!

Such a massive interest, that now all of Forbes top 500 riches in the world, settle their disputes and arguments in a friendly game of "sealed" poker among invites only, so the holy grail of poker, is trying to get an invite to one of these!!

2017!!

Tom Dwan dies, can't get into the biggest games, and just falls over one day. Falling just short of his life time goal, of breaching 100 million dollar in poker, made it to 99,8!! Such a shame, but he was sick degen, and will be remembered as one

OHH, and from now on, everyone, when you see a I post hand on the right, go and answer, as detailed as possible, but not super long, but u can have like 4-8 sentences if you want, and a few numbers, but nothing over that please, too much!!

Or you can have short ones, where you ask questions, send it back to me, that's cool to!!

I'd appreciate if all the best players commentate, I only post hands that I got confused in, wondering if im fucking up, that's 80% of hands, and the other 20%, is hands I think im being all awesome, where I think im getting value, where other regs at my stakes aint getting the same value!!

Ok, that was all

*runs off*

*Cape swirls*

marius you are a fucking genius i dont know how you arent crushing nosebleeds by now

On March 31 2014 07:19 bigredhoss wrote: marius you are a fucking genius i dont know how you arent crushing nosebleeds by now

I don't know either, but I talk to friends about it a bit, and I even bring it up to my shrink!!

I think im drawn to poker, I find it fascinating and awesome, and I don't mind being a newb at it, it's just so weird.

Ever since I was a kid, I was "amazing" at every game I touched, learned, and it kinda was like that, till adulthood!!

But then I got into poker, and I just found it really hard, I struggled, I Gave up a few times, became emotional, but I still loved it, since you keep feeling like you learn all the time, so many things to have focus on. I kept trying, and even though I got burned, sites stole my cash, Dokosoko/tiltyboy fucked things up for me lol, I kept coming back, several times I've grinded from a few euro up to a few k.

It's so fun, being, average at something lol, but sometimes a little worried I'll regret spending so much time on it, but i don't think it's wasted time, since I have a lot of fun studying it, learning about it!!

I usually rise to top 5% in any game I've ever tried to get good at, but in poker, I'm just mediocre lol.

So pretty awesome to keep trying whenever I feel like it, so yay xD

I can't really complain though, since poker let me travel around the world for a few years some years ago, and I know i've made an okay amount, but it's nothing to brag about, not compared to the good ones. I feel like I'm maybe, somewhere in between 58% - 65% top, which is me trying to be as accurate as I can. Maybe I'm being a bit to harsh, but most ppl over estimate, and that's lol.

Today, I got home visit from shrink, and I just had to show her my new hud setup, I was so proud, I couldn't contain myself, I've spent hours and hours on it. My biggest weakness has always been math, but ive got a great friend who owns at math, and i bug him, and I've "applied" myself, into learning and understanding hud, HEM2, stats, and the ranges in them a lot, I HATE READING NUMBERS, but i force myself, a little every day, I get tired, exhausted lol, but I went through it, and finally, I made an amazing hud, with color coded ranges, pop ups that are useful, the works, couldn't be happier!!

Now I just need to play some more, and apply the knowledge lol

(or how longple would say it; pwn bitches, fuck newbs, and blow dough!!!)

Or how Neilly would say it; Rock out, with ur cock out!!

Or how lemon would say it; Lickin it with ur hockey stick

Or how Baal would say it; ORALE, cabeza de mierda Huevos

(My mexican is a little off)

Digression / New topic!!




Have been chatting a bit today with an old friend of mine, a girl I used to date awhile back, and then I posted this to her!!


"Hello"

And that's it, I just waited, and I got back "uhm, hi? lol"

And I posted this:

http://i.imgur.com/Aln3CjA.jpg

To which she replied:

"I dun want no butt touches!

Hello can lead to lots of things though yep!"



So then she ranted about some shit i didn't pay attention to, but in there was this line, about sex lol:

Her: Oh so you want to put that hard pointy thing in here, and then we're gonna rub a little, and that's gonna be good, yeah?

(It's about how she's lost interest in sex)

And now it's my replies lol:

Marius:
Imagine my confusion, the strongest gene in me, I can be all cool, awesome, and amazing, but when I see a female behind, I forget my own name, it's a nightmare i tell you!!
I dream about butts, and I put it in every serious thought I have (or a lot of them at least).
Hell, when I made my memory palace, and learned to remember things, it said that MEN do it MUCH better when they mix in a little sex, women, some shapes and stuff with the images!!
If you knew the first 20 items I put in my memory palace, ud get so mad LOL!!
LOLLLL

and around:

659 milliseconds siden

i cant hold it, i have to share lol

IN MY DEFENCE, THIS WAS AAAAGES AGO



I had to share lol


Next PM:

First item I was suppose to remember was a jar of unions, so I put it in my dads driveway (his house is my memory palace, cus i remember everything in it so well, DONT RUIN IT WITH BRAGGING BOUT HOW YOU KNOW UR PARENTS HOUSE TOO)!

Anyway, so then I put that, but you have to make it "fun" and memorable, so I made you hold it, like on display... Uhm.. Naked, also added special effects, like, u were a little cold (its Norway after all), so u were shuddering a little, wondering whytfk (here I made up a new word) you were holding a jar of unions (a little bit of wind in ur hair, not too much, but it wasnt flattering, hair was blowing in front of ur face, getting in ur mouth.

Anyway, next item to remember in the book was Cottage cheese!!!

So then I filled a big plastic tub with cottage cheese outside our front door, on the porch!!

AAAAnd then, I put you in it.... Naked!!! (You did not look pleased here either btw)!!

Anyway!! Next item was Smoked Salmon, this was in our first hall, where u take of the shoes, hang coats n shit (u dun literally shit, just trying to sound like a bad ass), but here I didn't use you, I used Jacob's father LOL (don't ask), and he was bowing on his knees, and he had the salmon on a trey, like kneeling with it, for when I come walking in!!!

NEXT item was 6 bottles of wine LOL, now you're back in again, ur not naked anymore (i bet ur going yay, not naked Xxxxx is the bezt)!!!

But now ur drunk, sobbing, crying about how awesome I am, and uve had a sip of all the bottles, on the floor in a big mess LOL!!!

NExt item was 3 pair of socks LOLLL!!!

HAhaaa (this is the best bit), plan was to place them in the stairs, well, kind of lol!! (wasnt sure how to remember this one, soooooo)

I put you in the stairs, this time you were butt naked, lol!!! And i felt it would be to boring to just have u have them on, or something like that! So I put one pair in ur mouth, the other pair in ur pie, and the last pair up ur bum!!!

(When this popped into my mind, i was in fits lol, had to stop reading for awhile, catch my breath, drink some water, shake it off, and have a little break).

Such a good book that was, come to think of it!!

Ps, you should read it xD

She hasn't gotten back to me after that last one, but i'm pretty sure it's just a matter of time before she gets back to me

holy shit dude