Zep   United States. May 02 2012 16:07. Posts 2292
This will be the most important post I've ever created on LP. I've been doing a lot of research on this for the last few years. As a religious man, I feel God has sent me on a journey to tell the truth. I know with concrete evidence such as symbolism and youtube videos, EVOLUTION IS A MYTH! Now some of you will always have your eyes shut and never be able to understand what i'm talking about, but for those of you into white drugs and an open mind, I will lead you to the same understanding I have come up with while sitting in my apartment alone for the past 4 years.
First off, take a look at this video: Wow, almost 1 million hits. You don't get that sort of publicity on youtube on such a controversial issue unless you know what you're talking about. Obviously Kirk Cameron has been a lead scientist on the evolution front for the past 40 years, and just look how little he knows when asked very simple and precise questions.
Secondly, let's look at some symbolism. Everyone by this point has seen the Darwin fish.
But let's take a closer look at what the fish is really trying to symbolically say. All we have to do is flip the fish 180 degrees.
Wow, look at that! it totally looks like a small bug who has been flipped on it's back and can't flip back on its feet. Cute, huh? WRONG. Notice how it now spells Nimrad - That's almost Nimrod, the great grandson of Noah. Also, According to the old testament, God created Moses to free the Israelite's and he cast a spell on Egypt that overwhelmed Egypt with Locus- Hence the look of a bug.
On top of all this, do you see how Darwin is spelled in it's original form? It's suspiciously different sized fonts of letters. Why would this be unless there is a hidden code within the image? Well if we rearrange the letters to show what they are truly trying to represent, you can see it spells: Moses.
Now with all this overwhelming evidence, it should becoming clear that there is more going on here than what appears to the untrained eye. I will leave you guys with multiple short segments from youtube that show overwhelming evidence at just how correct I am.
NeillyJQ: I really wanted to prove to myself I could beat NL200, I did over a small sample, and believe Ill be crushing there in the future.
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2c0ntent   Egypt. May 02 2012 16:11. Posts 1387
Dude you some social darwinist ideas that they are giving hitlers ghost a boner - Baal
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Zep   United States. May 02 2012 16:35. Posts 2292
On May 02 2012 15:23 dnagardi wrote:
oh snap
Did you actually take the time to watch what I posted? How can you dispute what I'm saying if you didn't see it?
NeillyJQ: I really wanted to prove to myself I could beat NL200, I did over a small sample, and believe Ill be crushing there in the future.
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Etherone   Canada. May 02 2012 16:38. Posts 753
rofl 5/5
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D_smart_S   Bulgaria. May 02 2012 17:29. Posts 688
Your brain may not be set for analyzing but humour you have. rofl A+ thread
Zep: When I said I feel obligated to troll, it was a figure of speech
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2c0ntent   Egypt. May 02 2012 17:31. Posts 1387
my research has shown some very important conclusions that I'd like to share, let me lay out the ground work
1. evolution is a lie perpetuated by some powerful, unknown group
2. there are many reasons that they've done this
3. I have evidence but not a lot of time to post right now
for now, the very well informed JonTopping's video
unfortunately, jontopping suspiciously died of a "brain tumor" shortly after posting this video. but still, i will share with u the ways that evolution has been used as a leverage to help create world domination of a secret group soon
hint: it has to do with world war I and II
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Zep   United States. May 02 2012 17:35. Posts 2292
On May 02 2012 16:29 D_smart_S wrote:
Your brain may not be set for analyzing but humour you have. rofl A+ thread
Your brain not be set for socializing, rational thinking or understanding the scientific method, but schizophrenia you have. rofl A+ thread.
This is just like when Palak pointed out you don't even know when the book 1984 came out, yet you want to analyze the meaning of 1984, so you thank him for correcting you. We're not pointing shit out to help your argument, we're doing it to show what a fucking retard you are.
NeillyJQ: I really wanted to prove to myself I could beat NL200, I did over a small sample, and believe Ill be crushing there in the future.
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D_smart_S   Bulgaria. May 02 2012 17:41. Posts 688
You don't disagree with me because you simply don't read what I write, you just troll. How can one disagree with something he hasn't read but just say "retard" or whatever. It's very respectuful so I answer respectfully too. But I really love this thread i loled a lot . The Darwin and Nimrod thing was funny.
Zep: When I said I feel obligated to troll, it was a figure of speech
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hording   Sweden. May 02 2012 17:47. Posts 474
boring troll
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Zep   United States. May 02 2012 17:52. Posts 2292
On May 02 2012 16:41 D_smart_S wrote:
You don't disagree with me because you simply don't read what I write, you just troll. How can one disagree with something he hasn't read but just say "retard" or whatever. It's very respectuful so I answer respectfully too. But I really love this thread i loled a lot . The Darwin and Nimrod thing was funny.
I can't tell if it's trolling, language barriers or schizophrenia that's keeping you from making a legitimate point.
NeillyJQ: I really wanted to prove to myself I could beat NL200, I did over a small sample, and believe Ill be crushing there in the future.
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Zep   United States. May 02 2012 17:53. Posts 2292
On May 02 2012 16:47 hording wrote:
boring troll
I am not gonna reply to people who have not looked at what I've posted and argue about it. That's a one-sided discussion and I am not gonna repeat what is said in a video just because someone doesn't think information can be transmitted on video format and "is probably debunked by someone online". Why should I waste effort in arguing with someone who is not interested in reading the initial thesis? The thread simply has the aim to give compiled information that some may find interesting and important. For the others like you, not reading and not commenting doesn't take more than a second as I already said.
NeillyJQ: I really wanted to prove to myself I could beat NL200, I did over a small sample, and believe Ill be crushing there in the future.
Dude plants animals viruses even EVOLVE. Life has a funny way of SURVIVING, in doing so we can both agree evolution must take place for surviving too happen right? So who is to say plants, animals and viruses evolve but humans do not?
So simple math. Here we go;
Plants + Animals + viruses = Evolve (can be proven)
Humans = dont evolve ? DOES NOT COMPUTE DERP DERP.
Yah im trolling.
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lebowski   Greece. May 02 2012 18:50. Posts 9205
POTATO
how do you explain that??
new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man...
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devon06atX   Canada. May 02 2012 19:07. Posts 5462
hahah, brilliant
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YoMeR   United States. May 02 2012 19:31. Posts 12438
Silver_nz   New Zealand. May 02 2012 19:49. Posts 5647
Look I respectfully disagree, Evolution is real, and here I will lay out the solid edidence against alot of your points, and show how your reasoning is flawed overall. Because I am talking to a rational human being who can change his beleifs when presented with evidence. I am comfortable in the notion that there is no possiblity that you could just ingnore my post and continue spouting nonsense.
hahahahaha snap.
I will actualy take time to watch some of this youtube material just to see what these people have to say. lol
ps: no, I'm not saying that there is a chance evolution is a lie, I'm just curious about what this ppl have to say and what are their so called evidence
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Zep   United States. May 02 2012 19:56. Posts 2292
On May 02 2012 18:49 Silver_nz wrote:
Look I respectfully disagree, Evolution is real, and here I will lay out the solid edidence against alot of your points, and show how your reasoning is flawed overall. Because I am talking to a rational human being who can change his beleifs when presented with evidence. I am comfortable in the notion that there is no possiblity that you could just ingnore my post and continue spouting nonsense.
NeillyJQ: I really wanted to prove to myself I could beat NL200, I did over a small sample, and believe Ill be crushing there in the future.
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jeffv8x_-_16   Belgium. May 02 2012 19:57. Posts 2835
On May 02 2012 18:49 Silver_nz wrote:
Look I respectfully disagree, Evolution is real, and here I will lay out the solid edidence against alot of your points, and show how your reasoning is flawed overall. Because I am talking to a rational human being who can change his beleifs when presented with evidence. I am comfortable in the notion that there is no possiblity that you could just ingnore my post and continue spouting nonsense.
Do some research before you post man and you'll see the evidence you're talking about is just a conspiracy, here another vid for you to watch thats full of evidence that evolution=fake
how can u shove the river, he cant possibly call with worse -TalentedTom
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Mariuslol   Norway. May 02 2012 20:08. Posts 4742
LOL, this was the first idea I had as well, I even sat still for 5 minute going through all the things I could put into it, then after estimating how much time I would need to make a thread like this, I just humoured myself with it for a few more minutes, then let it pass.
the first video is a troll, and is actualy defending evolution, thats why it has 1 milion views and so many positive rates, the other ones dont even have 10k views and they have a mostly negative rates. just saying, its not exactly the same spot, but the analogy works perfectly.
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Rapoza   Brasil. May 02 2012 20:52. Posts 1612
--- Nuked ---
Pouncer Style 4 the win
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brambolius   Netherlands. May 03 2012 07:25. Posts 1708
On May 02 2012 16:35 Zep wrote:
we're doing it to show what a fucking retard you are.
And that somehow makes you feel better becouse.......uh.......wait.......what?
Heat......EXTEND
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Sanity   United States. May 03 2012 07:40. Posts 1076
LMFAO love it zep
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daysare   Poland. May 03 2012 07:40. Posts 670
On May 02 2012 18:54 tutz wrote:
ps: no, I'm not saying that there is a chance evolution is a lie
there is a chance everything is a lie
2:40
I personally believe evolution is correct because it explains things more simply which is without involving God into the model
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D_smart_S   Bulgaria. May 03 2012 08:08. Posts 688
The question is how does evolution occur. Why did humans evolve from retarded monkeys into humans in several thousand years and dinosaurs stayed dinosaurs for hundreds of millions of years. What makes one whole species evolve and others stay the same retarded beings? Maybe there is something more to the whole story cause it doesn't make sense. Why do humans have activated only around 3% of their DNA and why do mainstream science call the other 97% junk DNA? What would happen if activated? Many interesting questions...
Zep: When I said I feel obligated to troll, it was a figure of speech
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HaiVan   Bulgaria. May 03 2012 08:39. Posts 2083
lol
edit: i believe in evolution, just one post before this one i was a donkey, now im a whale, checkmate dsmart
Poker chobo.
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thewh00sel   United States. May 03 2012 10:16. Posts 2735
I guess this thread + the other thread should be immortalized in the rofl thread where it can be enjoyed for a lifetime. A+ OP
A government is the most dangerous threat to man’s rights: it holds a legal monopoly on the use of physical force against legally disarmed victims. - Ayn Rand
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palak   United States. May 03 2012 16:57. Posts 4601
On May 03 2012 07:08 D_smart_S wrote:
Maybe there is something more to the whole story cause it doesn't make sense.
dont tap the glass...im about ready to take a fucking hammer to the aquarium
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dogmeat   Czech Republic. May 03 2012 17:13. Posts 6374
ban baal
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VanDerMeyde   Norway. May 03 2012 17:27. Posts 5127
I watched through the entire "Evidence against evolution" series on youtube :OOOO
Actually I studied a topic a bit. At first, after watching few videos about "evolution is a lie" I was a bit brainwashed and thought that evolution is kinda stupid. But I digged a bit deeper, since had doubts. After I got new informations, I changed my mind back to "evolution is PROBABLY right" and closed the case.
Often those who convert others in these videos are some heads of church or other institutions which profits are directly correlated with number of followers. But of course they are pure-hearted, and have no money motives.
Believing in evolution or religion is in my opinion wrong. Nobody should just assume that something is right or wrong before he doesn't check it out for himself. Yet little childrens around the world are brainwashed since they are born. They are told there is only ONE god, and that OTHER gods are a LIE, and it's a matter of faith, and if they don't believe they gonna die in pain, and suffer for eternity. One of the biggest crime in the world in my opinion.
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Syllogism   New Zealand. May 03 2012 18:36. Posts 214
“Love thy neighbor” is preached from many a pulpit. But new research from the University of California, Berkeley, suggests that the highly religious are less motivated by compassion when helping a stranger than are atheists, agnostics and less religious people.
In three experiments, social scientists found that compassion consistently drove less religious people to be more generous. For highly religious people, however, compassion was largely unrelated to how generous they were, according to the findings which are published in the most recent online issue of the journal Social Psychological and Personality Science.
The results challenge a widespread assumption that acts of generosity and charity are largely driven by feelings of empathy and compassion, researchers said. In the study, the link between compassion and generosity was found to be stronger for those who identified as being non-religious or less religious.
“Overall, we find that for less religious people, the strength of their emotional connection to another person is critical to whether they will help that person or not,” said UC Berkeley social psychologist Robb Willer, a co-author of the study. “The more religious, on the other hand, may ground their generosity less in emotion, and more in other factors such as doctrine, a communal identity, or reputational concerns.”
LikeASet   United States. May 03 2012 21:26. Posts 2113
When you think about it, if there is a God/gods and an "afterlife", reincarnation, etc., it would be so weird if God/gods made he/she/they obvious to the lower living species. If it was so obvious, then we would probably not try so hard in life to excel, be creative, create legacies, have humor, etc. if we all knew we were just going to reincarnate into something else, reunite with God or the gods, relive our same lives over and over, go into some afterlife, or just nonexist for all of eternity. It's always fun/interesting thinking about the infinite possibilities of where/why we came to be and where we are going. Can't really assign probabilities to the actual existence of a god, or whether we'll find the answers to everything. Sometimes I watch stuff about string theory, I think about how there can be an infinite amount of universes, and so if there is an infinite amount of universes, then there are infinite amounts of matter, space, time, and laws of physics and you'd think that eventually..........and then i just mindfuck myself
I say just live life creating loving relationships, having fun, doing meaningful work/philanthropy and just think like a realist yet have an open mind and sense of wonder for all the mindfucks that exist in the universe(s).
p.s. fuck people trying to get creationism taught in schools.