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D_Zoo Canada. Oct 26 2009 18:55. Posts 4013 | | |
First off I have some more free time coming up so I will be able to do more lessons for those who desire to do so.
My rates for individual sweating lessons are:
100nl:$105
200nl: $158
400nl+: $210
video analysis (leakfinder style where u make a video with no audio and give it to me and I add audio, etc) is
$105 for 100nl
$158 for anything over 100nl
- the weird numbers are because of government tax. What started off as giving a couple lessons has spiraled rather quickly and I claim the lessons as my business and pay tax on them. So if you pay tax then u can claim the lessons. For those that don't no worries I just call it a consulting business so has nothing to do with poker.
I will also do more coaching packages involving 10 lessons and daily HH review for hands outside session times which is a bit more money. I would only advise it for students who can stick to a more strict schedule and really eager and dedicated to learn and improve.It requires more commitment and time.
UFC
- I am a big UFC fan and should post more in those threads. I have seen or followed online everyone since UFC 1. The first few we sat around a buddy illegal cable box watching them then would make his couch cushions into an octagon and all fight each other. I was the smallest but never tired back then haha. Nazgul has recently turned me onto K1 which I always ignored since I heard the American rumours that everything Japanese was shady and fixed. If u never seen Manhoef fight u need to youtube this guy! Back to UFC, I bet on them all the time so anyone that wants to talk UFC let me know. I also bet sports everyday haha.
ALso I am now starting the winter bulk up and want to get to 220-230 pounds with ultimate goal a lean 205 by early next year (first 3 months).Thus, wish me luck =)
Stories
I have 3in mind for the next one and anyone who wants to vote can do so if they enjoy my stories. Here are the potential story titles
1)Assblow ( a long story that takes many amusing twists)
2) A few short stories (a few of the shorter ones)
3) Beastiality? (name says it all)
I will write it next time I come home from bar piss drunk
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bigredhoss Cook Islands. Oct 26 2009 19:00. Posts 8648 | | | |
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bigredhoss Cook Islands. Oct 26 2009 19:01. Posts 8648 | | |
err, or whatever  |
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Matt98568 United States. Oct 26 2009 19:10. Posts 2391 | | |
Stories in the order of options
3,2,1 |
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palak United States. Oct 26 2009 19:16. Posts 4601 | | | |
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BigRed0000  United States. Oct 26 2009 19:20. Posts 3554 | | |
you are so awesome. I love me some D-zoo. Come to vegas asap plz. |
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qwerty67890 New Zealand. Oct 26 2009 19:21. Posts 14026 | | |
i vote for assblow...
actually not bothered, whichever one is funniest |
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D_Zoo Canada. Oct 26 2009 19:40. Posts 4013 | | |
| | On October 26 2009 18:16 palak wrote:
i vote for beastiality |
remember its Beastiality? the question markl is there for a reason =) |
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AURELIUS United States. Oct 26 2009 19:43. Posts 32 | | |
You guys crack me up when you talk UFC...I have been there since the first UFC and truthfully the greatest No holds barred fighter never even fought in the UFC or Pride (I could be wrong about pride). Rickson GRACIE !!!!!! Shat I was even fortunate enough to train in brazilian jujitsu with Kenny florian when we both were student of Roberto Miaia who is a Gracie student under the GRACIE UMBRELLA of Instructors. I just laugh now because it isn't the real thing like the first 5 UFC's no wieght class and you fought 4 fights in one night...NOW THAT WAS AWESOME. I remeber the first time I saw Taktorov and his russian sambo that was great too and Bas Rutten and those kicks and elbows.
My point to this is the UFC is good but it is not like the past and it won't ever be again due to the rules and regulations. Hey I am 5'7 & 140lbs and I doubt there are few poker players who can kick my ass and that is real. We can go brazilian jujitsu, we can go sambo, we can go thai shat we can even go good ole american wrestling like I did in high school.
But as for poker I am a lame in learning just waiting for the right coach and right time.
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palak United States. Oct 26 2009 19:52. Posts 4601 | | |
| | On October 26 2009 18:40 D_Zoo wrote:
remember its Beastiality? the question markl is there for a reason =)
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UFC is superfun. They need Overeem and Fedor though, and probably Moussasi. Then it'd be truly supercool! |
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Zografa Bulgaria. Oct 26 2009 20:35. Posts 962 | | |
d_zoo is one of the best things that can happen to you in poker |
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Funktion Australia. Jan 14 2010 02:28. Posts 1638 | | |
Ok it's been long enough. Come on now give the people what they want. |
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mrpav.com Canada. Feb 25 2011 02:47. Posts 3069 | | |
They all sounds good, assblow sounds good |
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Jhyun88 United States. Feb 25 2011 07:54. Posts 1383 | | |
Sweat sessions are per hour right?
Also, interested in pricing for the coaching package. |
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