[x] hello sir

nanonoko: raises $8 to $12
uk_djerba: folds
mugsyjets: calls $8
*** FLOP ***
mugsyjets: bets $20
nanonoko: raises $506.25 to $526.25 and is all-in
mugsyjets said, "u beat AQ?"
mugsyjets said, "wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
mugsyjets: calls $409 and is all-in
*** TURN ***
*** RIVER ***
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mugsyjets: shows two pair, Aces and Queens
nanonoko: shows a flush, Ace high
nanonoko collected $882 from pot

mugsyjets: what a fcuking joke
mugsyjets: stupid fcuking moron
mugsyjets: youre a fcuking stupid kunt, fish
mugsyjets: runner runner flush
mugsyjets: fcuk you kunt
mugsyjets: speak up dikhead
Mooshoo: he's repping the jackson five
Mooshoo: don't hate
mugsyjets: stupid fcuking ****
mugsyjets: god damn slope
mugsyjets: fcuking jokerstars rewards morons like you is whats funny
mugsyjets: say something you gutless poussy
nanonoko: hello sir
mugsyjets: your play was so obvious you hAD nothing
micutu17: i would love to punch in the mouth whoever built the system
micutu17: def a sick *******
micutu17: always rewards fish
nanonoko: fishes call
nanonoko: hence you are the fish and i'm not
mugsyjets: fishes call???????????? thats what u say?
mugsyjets: i had you KILLED u fcuking moron
nanonoko: don't you know fishes love to call?
mugsyjets: it was an obvious steal with that overbet and now u are criticizing my play?????????????
mugsyjets: youre a fcuking joke
nanonoko: the say the best players are the ones who puts a man to a decision for all of his chips
mugsyjets: LMAO
mugsyjets: you must be another stupid fcuking asian
micutu17: lol
mugsyjets: u did and i read you perfectly
mugsyjets: fcuking donk
nanonoko: BTW
nanonoko: i am NANONOKO

Dealer: mugsyjets has a pair of Kings
Dealer: nanonoko has a pair of Aces
Dealer: Game #15889845865: nanonoko wins pot $199 with a pair of Aces

PokerStars Game #17412259270: Hold'em No Limit ($3/$6) - 2008/05/13 - 21:04:11 (ET)
Table 'Recha' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Principesa ($660.15 in chips)
Seat 2: ElberFelber ($650.40 in chips)
Seat 3: Hero ($603 in chips)
Seat 4: HaLoHaLo ($582 in chips)
Seat 5: PiS.ToTo ($600 in chips)
Seat 6: Mr.Zacard ($1368.50 in chips)
Hero : posts small blind $3
HaLoHaLo: posts big blind $6

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero
PiS.ToTo: raises $12 to $18
Mr.Zacard: folds
Principesa: folds
ElberFelber: raises $632.40 to $650.40 and is all-in
Hero : calls $600 and is all-in
HaLoHaLo: folds
PiS.ToTo: folds
Uncalled bet ($47.40) returned to ElberFelber

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $1,230.00)

   

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $1,230.00)

   

River (Pot : $1,230.00)

   

Showdown
Hero : shows (two pair, Jacks and Nines)
ElberFelber: shows (two pair, Aces and Nines)
ElberFelber collected $1227 from pot

Summary
Total pot $1230 | Rake $3
Board  
Seat 1: Principesa folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: ElberFelber (button) showed and won ($1227) with two pair, Aces and Nines
Seat 3: Hero (small blind) showed and lost with two pair, Jacks and Nines
Seat 4: HaLoHaLo (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: PiS.ToTo folded before Flop
Seat 6: Mr.Zacard folded before Flop (didn't bet)


ElberFelber: thanks stupid
ElberFelber: wow, you just aren't very bright are you?
ElberFelber: I mean, I SMACKED u up
ElberFelber: damn bro,
ElberFelber: I gave you the one two teddy
ElberFelber: does your neck hurt?
ElberFelber: from that whiplash
ElberFelber: I am gonna leave the table now
ElberFelber: with your money honey
ElberFelber: thanks for the contribution
ElberFelber: you are a pal

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first laugh of the day! lol

"the one two teddy"
lol wtf

that's what people look like when they are going on massive monkey tilt.

very educational.

omfg i laughed so hard on bonus 2 :D ty 3>

i am NANONOKO
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hello sir 8D

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