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Yugless    United States. Dec 04 2007 13:33. Posts 7174
The cable guy just came and put in my new cable. The problem? He smelled like a beautiful combination of feces and BO. So fine, I put up with it for the 1/2 hour he was here, just breath through my mouth, whatever. After he left, I attempt to fill my lungs with a breath of fresh air. asdflg;fanh THE SMELL STILL LINGERS!! And it won't go away! I'm so distraught, I think I'm going to have to move. I think my mistake was letting him sit on my couch, I think it was the physical butt --> cushion transfer that's keeping the smell here. I just got this couch too Maybe I can just get one new cushion. sick

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Baal - look is talking hah.  

nutshot   United States. Dec 04 2007 13:36. Posts 4539

hahahaha omg

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newbie.cjb   United States. Dec 04 2007 13:37. Posts 3096

tilt

my lose is a win. my wins are nothing. 

redrain0125   Canada. Dec 04 2007 13:40. Posts 5455

hahahhaha 5stars


shaneomac   United States. Dec 04 2007 13:46. Posts 4245

i think any college student will tell u that febreeze is the way to go


D_Zoo   Canada. Dec 04 2007 13:46. Posts 4013

pics plz

You aint a poet ur just a drunk with a pen 

gawdawaful   Canada. Dec 04 2007 13:50. Posts 9012


  On December 04 2007 12:46 D_Zoo wrote:
pics plz



Im only good at poker when I run good 

sTrAtO   Mexico. Dec 04 2007 13:51. Posts 5882

he sat on your couch? seems like you tried to seduce him and didnt work

-Karla:Mira, tu película! -Yo: cuál? -Karla: Big Fish! jaja 

anon   Lithuania. Dec 04 2007 13:57. Posts 5965

bad beat

Doyle Brunson: Fights with your wife or girlfriend are not healthy for you bank roll 

TimDawg    United States. Dec 04 2007 13:58. Posts 10197

lol this made me laugh so hard

online bob is actually a pretty smart person, not at all like the creepy fucker that sits in the sofa telling me he does nasty shit to me when im asleep - pinball 

sTrAtO   Mexico. Dec 04 2007 13:59. Posts 5882

on a 2nd note, call your cable company and tell them not to hire more Baals

-Karla:Mira, tu película! -Yo: cuál? -Karla: Big Fish! jaja 

albonycee   United States. Dec 04 2007 13:59. Posts 2749

what was wrong with ur old cable that u had to put a new one ?

(insert stupid shit)aments 

Yugless    United States. Dec 04 2007 14:07. Posts 7174


  On December 04 2007 12:59 albonycee wrote:
what was wrong with ur old cable that u had to put a new one ?


i had directv and they couldnt give me a hi def signal due to a tall building next to my house

Baal - look is talking hah.  

TalentedTom    Canada. Dec 04 2007 14:15. Posts 20070

you'll get used to it eventaully IMO, and after a while you may even begin to like it

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light not our darkness that most frightens us and as we let our own lights shine we unconsciously give other people permision to do the same 

ggplz   Sweden. Dec 04 2007 14:32. Posts 16784


  On December 04 2007 13:15 TalentedTom wrote:
you'll get used to it eventaully IMO, and after a while you may even begin to like it

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN 

KeanuReaver   United States. Dec 04 2007 14:33. Posts 2022

agreed with tom
sniffing butt is an acquired taste

and the endurance required for MMA, which has actions like punching and kicking bone and muscle with 1000-2500 PSI. - Taco 

jkpickett   United States. Dec 04 2007 14:51. Posts 1403

you haven't smelt anything like the chair i'm using right now
and i second the febreeze motion

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shaneomac   United States. Dec 04 2007 15:54. Posts 4245

r u sure u didnt sit on ur couch instead?


uiCk   Canada. Dec 04 2007 15:56. Posts 3521

lol seinfelaments

I wish one of your guys had children if I could kick them in the fucking head or stomp on their testicles so you can feel my pain because thats the pain I have waking up everyday -- Mike Tyson 

DooMeR   United States. Dec 04 2007 16:08. Posts 8551

move eh? well i mean i guess u could move in with me seeing as how we've been married for a while we might as well live together, but u gotta put up with my other wives.

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance, by running away from the scene of an accident. 

 
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