ROFL @ last nite

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shaneomac United States. Feb 02 2007 10:08. Posts 4245

so last nite was rly interesting. so wykmg
(whyyoukickmydog) wouldnt respond to me on aim while playing 4 tables for like 40 minutes...so i was like stupid mother fucker(kinda drunk @ this pT but not rly, beginning to feel it n shit) si im thinkin if he wont talkt o me i might as well play him heads up. so i sit @ his NL400 table and we begin to play. so its pretty even for the first couple minutes, i went down round 40-60 then up 20 or so. then after a few minutes more i was stuck 100, then a few more im stuck 200 and im steaming more or less cuz he wouldnt talk to me on aim and im like asdofsajf WTF. so this third guy sits and im like doisfj LWEAFE I WANT HU and he stays. so were all playin for like 10 minutes and im still pissed wired wont talkt o me and then wired sits out and im like ZOMG OMG WTFD WTOF WTDF uve gotta be fucking kidding me that itch. so im playing this guy HU and im like look only reason im playing is cuz im stuck like 200 and i wanna try to get it back. the day before i had lost like 1.2k and the day of this i had won 400 back. so to lose 200 of my winnings back kinda sucked. so im playing this guy and another guy sits in. and hes ss obv. so i raise from botton and call a small reraise w Q8c 3 handed. flop comes 3c 8x Tc. so im like weeeeee he checks i bet 55 into 74 dollar pot or something. he pushes for like 150 total so 100 more. i call and improve on every street. turn Q river Kc LOL. he shows ATo. i show pwnage. so i say to the other nitty fuck who interrupted wired and my game i dont rly wanna play nemore now that im bout breakeven. so this other guy, a ss, sits in. so im like well maybe ill stay so i stay and table fills and im getting progressively drunker. i get QQ UTG around when i had anticipated leaving. and i raise it to 12 and the nitty dude after me pushes for like 220 total or something so i end up calling and board comes KcKhJh =(. so im like eirjsfads;fsadf NOOOOOOOOOO and he says "that hit you didnt it" im like what? lol i think turn was blank and riv was blank im like i beat nothing lol rly excely AT AQ right AJ too i guess. well he flips 99 and im like i fucking rule ftw!!! and that was shipped my way. so upon having to do other things i leave shortly after. so after being stuck 200 to wired i end up 800 from that point. so at this point im up like 1050 on day. most of which being a drunk idiot. so i come back and im playing w wired later that night again and after table fills up were sitting w a few regs anda fish or two. and this hand happens:
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/140681
so basically what i do as a joke whenever a friend watches me play is ill act like ima call by right clicking the call button then left clicking it loud so it sounds as if i called or raised allin(what i did here to humor myself). well apparently i didnt do what i thought i was trying and it just clicks allin

. so i was like noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo and then he clals and im like fuck my money is gone. well as u can see he is not very talented. tom wouldve spiked 6 kings on that flop. so i win that and wired starts telling me i need to leave the table. out of respect i stayed for a lil while tho.

so later that night this couple is arguing outside my room in the front of my building as someone always is. so my window is open and my friend goes up to the window and says "go fuckin fight w ur gf somewhere else"(were both drunk btw) so hes like u ur real tough buddy talkin shit from a window lol and starts goin off for a minute then calms and starts arguing w his gf again. 20 minutes later my friend goes up to the window again and says "go fucking beat ur gf somewhere else" and dude goes OFF! hes like o yeah buddy ur really fuckin tough talkin shit through a window why dont u come down here and fuckin fight me ill kick the shit outta ur bitch ass. really tough buddy blah blah blah and then is like ima be outside ur door tomorrow ur really tough buddy blah blah LOL it was soooo funny. good times and a good nite.