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NewbSaibot United States. Jan 11 2026 05:48. Posts 4951

Ran into a bunch of red tape trying to get back into sales and ended up having someone pull a favor for me and got me selling motorcycles for a minute but there was literally no money in that at all. I finally got back into car sales after the GM gave everyone a 30% paycut and lost 4 guys as a result. He reached out to me personally to invite me back which I took to mean something. I start tomorrow. 2 of my friends who stuck it out made 13.4k and 9200 last month with the paycut. Thats fine by me, heck I'd be happy making even half of that. I feel pretty confident this time with some new strategies and a little Ai wizardry for some protips & basic scripts.

No particular plans to get back into poker. I chased a couple of micro deposit bonuses but nothing panned out. If I can normalize making 5k+ at sales then I think it's time to truly hang it up in poker and accept the grind of car sales. I chose not to pursue higher education and just fuck around all my life so for guys like me it's basically always going to be service industry minimum wage work. I should be happy I stumbled into this car sales thing and can crush it for a decent income. Sales really is the last bastion for high earners with no education.

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bye now

Trav94 Canada. Jan 11 2026 11:45. Posts 1790

Just don't be gay please

NewbSaibot United States. Jan 11 2026 18:32. Posts 4951

There are a lot of successful porn stars who got their start doing gay porn and now they bang the hottest bitches. They just pop a viagra to get hard, they arent even into it, it's just acting. And lets not even talk about the prison system, where gay sex runs rampant among a hetero population as nothing more than establishing dominance. You can either join a gang or give willing head. Thats right, willing head. Like have a sign up sheet and everything. Those guys are the most protected inmates of all. I'm a pretty good looking guy and if I detect some gay undertones in my customer interactions you better believe I'm going to exploit it just the same way if I see someone limping 92s utg. If you are loose I'm going all in, both figuratively and literally.

bye now

Last edit: 11/01/2026 18:32