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devon06atX   Canada. Jul 17 2014 09:46. Posts 5465
Sup LP. Tons of news. I know you shitbirds don't like to read long-winded posts, so I'll try to keep it short.

Skip down if you don't give a shit about personal stuff (I wouldn't). I wonder why I write this shit from time to time. I blame it on the beer in my hand.



POKER -



hahaha, was doing great, until the last 6 weeks. Summers been so hot, lakes have been so beautiful, fucked the dog there - had to swim and read in the sun. Found out last night I have to move soon (either out of the city with my bro, to the city with a buddy, or some other place with another bro. Yeah, I love my brothers), so I got hammered with my current bro and played some plololol HU. Drunk Devon isn't good, nor is sober Devon haha.

Anyways, I'll continue that rant later.

LIFE -



Wowwwwwwwwwww fellas. Some of you may know I'm joining the military as an officer (put this piece of shit ~$60k degree to use), and the recruitment centre in Halifax is notoriously incompetent. I basically have to do their job for them. Anyways! In the medical, I had supremely high blood pressure... got that all checked out, had to wear a machine for a day - turns out I'm good in that department. Had to get my eyes and my right ear checked.. good and bad. Turns out I hear like a ninja, but high octaves (5khz-7khz) are foreign to me. Anyways, I'm good on the heart, eyes (perfect candidate for lasik), and semi-ear front. High blood pressure (for me) is often attributed to 'white coat syndrome'. Basically, you get a bit anxious cuz you're getting tested in a doctors office.

Man guys. I don't want to write much. First time in after getting my first blood work done, doc was all pausing and shit... talking about hepatitis, saying I gotta get checked for all three "just to make sure". I was shitting bricks man. Thinking stuff like "How am I going to date girls in the future, when I have to say "Sup, I got the hep ", anyways. I lost sleep for a while. I'm CLEAN. That required a party or two at my buddies place.



Right. Turns out that was all due to an over-active liver. Have to cut down the drinking sometime. Tomorrow.




Oh yeah, moving soon. Right when I got comfy in my current place. Fuck it. I was super pissed off (oh yeah, I blew my bankroll last night due to the drunk session cuz of it haha), but realised, whatever. Worry is the most useless emotion ever. Do something or shut up.

Anyways, getting into the military is slow as fuck now, since everyone is starting to realize what a good gig it is (private sector sucks for 90%+ people up here in Canada), I'll be making ~80k in 6 years. Not gonna get rich, but it'll be stable. Want to be a logistics officer, but it's CRAZY in demand, and my resume is fucking balls - am broadening my 'choices'.

Fuck poker.



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here comes the hahaha's.



Anyways. Goal is to bring it to 500 in 9 days.



But not playing today. Today I'm just gonna drink beer and blast some music.


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ggplz   Sweden. Jul 17 2014 11:46. Posts 16784

Fun read.

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN 

mnj   United States. Jul 17 2014 11:48. Posts 3848

gl dude. i think a large % of our age group going through the same thing. nothing to be ashamed of


LemOn[5thF]   Czech Republic. Jul 17 2014 12:25. Posts 15163

yeah you seemed a bit off with dem psb raises and shit.
I was practicing streaming at the time and what the fucks were flying.

Gl in the army, think some discipline will do you good

93% Sure! Last edit: 17/07/2014 12:26

devon06atX   Canada. Jul 17 2014 14:59. Posts 5465


  On July 17 2014 11:25 LemOn[5thF] wrote:
yeah you seemed a bit off with dem psb raises and shit.
I was practicing streaming at the time and what the fucks were flying.

Gl in the army, think some discipline will do you good


haha, I was sober at the time AND I actually had it. Well, not the nuts, but I was going to kangaroo-town. I think the flop was 7910, or 8910? Yeah, I over bet it (4 into ~3.80) just to fuck with you.

I dunno why, I often fuck with you lemon haha. Oh, I always have it...

btw - A lot of people think military = army + guns + whatever. There's a hell of a lot more to it man! I come from a military family (dad was in the airforce). A lot of people really don't realise the huge amount of occupations that the military offers - that's non-combative.

Thanks mnj, you're always a positive bystander. I appreciate it! If I ever meet you, first two rounds are on me.

ggplz. Play more poker. You were good. Dick. I remember battling you at nl100... fuck... ages ago. What are you up to these days anyway man? Blog us! haha, I can't believe I just wrote that.


PuertoRican   United States. Jul 17 2014 15:35. Posts 13261

gL hf in the military~

Rekrul is a newb 

NewbSaibot   United States. Jul 17 2014 23:11. Posts 4955

You should become a pilot in the Canadian Air Force

bye now 

Fujikura   United States. Jul 18 2014 00:06. Posts 1795

sent you a PM

aka SouL)Z(Isadie and SouL)P(Fujikura 

YoMeR   United States. Jul 18 2014 18:58. Posts 12438

hey i punted 8k in 1.5 week just playing 1/2 to 3/6 then made back 13k in the past week.

sup swongs.

eZ Life. 

lhr0909   China. Jul 18 2014 21:30. Posts 423

gl hf Devon! Hope you run like god from now on, with everything.

no pain no gain 

bigredhoss   Cook Islands. Jul 19 2014 03:49. Posts 8649

solid write-up.

what kinda beer you drinkin?

Truck-Crash Life 

devon06atX   Canada. Jul 20 2014 12:11. Posts 5465

@ puerto - thanks kind sir! Now I just need to get in.. hah
@ newb - That's a nice thought, but eyes are shit. Unsure if you were trolling haha
@ fuji - responded
@ yomer - yeah, this was a self inflicted swong haha, I wish 'bad luck' had something to do with it
@ lhr - thanks man! It'll all be good, I'm sure
@ hoss - Schooner!


 



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