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Arirang   Canada. Sep 24 2012 03:53. Posts 1673


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Oly   United Kingdom. Sep 24 2012 04:11. Posts 3585

Run to the shop, buy the most scary chemical you can find, pour it down and run away.

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Arirang   Canada. Sep 24 2012 04:19. Posts 1673

Fuck it, I'm gonna put up a sign to warn my roommates and get some sleep. I tried the dish soap + hot water trick, didn't work, now the smell is one of the most repulsive thing I have ever smelt in my entire life. The thought alone makes me gag.

Nothing's open at these hours and I don't have a car in this town. I only have two classes tomorrow, and they're both in the morning, so I''ll go buy a plunger. That being said... one thing I'm really scared of right now is that even if I plunge this mofo, it may blow up on me because landlord's plumming skill is fuckin awful. The kitchen sink barely manage to drain, and the hot/cold water valve is backwards. Showers don't even have cold water, it just has mild temperature water or decently-hot-water.

fml


RaiNKhAN    United States. Sep 24 2012 05:49. Posts 4080

toilet brush works if u dont want a plunger. might take some work though

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TheHuHu3   United States. Sep 24 2012 06:16. Posts 5544

Stick your hand in there like a fucking man and push it through the hole.

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dnagardi   Hungary. Sep 24 2012 06:19. Posts 1776


  On September 24 2012 03:11 Oly wrote:
Run to the shop, buy the most scary chemical you can find, pour it down and run away.



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SolarM   Germany. Sep 24 2012 06:44. Posts 533

Dude just look for some large long object that doesnt mind getting dirty and push it in there as hard and far as possible a couple of times

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Arirang   Canada. Sep 24 2012 08:09. Posts 1673

SITUATION AVERTED, WHEW.


Achoo   Canada. Sep 24 2012 09:52. Posts 1454

wtf did I just read ?

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Hoolz_1907   United Kingdom. Sep 24 2012 12:07. Posts 2791

Full story soon please.

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Rapoza   Brasil. Sep 24 2012 13:55. Posts 1612

--- Nuked ---

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Tensai176   Canada. Sep 24 2012 15:41. Posts 1018

+1 Would read again


superfashion   United States. Sep 25 2012 06:55. Posts 918

note to self: buy a plunger

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