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Submitted by : eightfourO
PokerStars Game #21207311242: Tournament #113517942, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (125/250) - 2008/10/15 0:55:17 ET
Table '113517942 117' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: TRYFOLD2 (14151 in chips)
Seat 2: notIVEY (16710 in chips)
Seat 3: royalkush23 (15746 in chips)
Seat 5: Hero (11503 in chips)
Seat 6: $heep$hagger (5325 in chips)
TRYFOLD2: posts the ante 25
notIVEY: posts the ante 25
royalkush23: posts the ante 25
Hero : posts the ante 25
$heep$hagger: posts the ante 25
Hero : posts small blind 125
$heep$hagger: posts big blind 250
Hero : bets 5228 and is all-in
TRYFOLD2: calls 5228
Showdown Hero : shows (a full house, Aces full of Kings)
TRYFOLD2: shows (three of a kind, Aces)
Hero collected 23331 from pot
Summary Total pot 23331 | Rake 0
Board
Seat 1: TRYFOLD2 showed and lost with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 2: notIVEY folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: royalkush23 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Hero (small blind) showed and won (23331) with a full house, Aces full of Kings
Seat 6: $heep$hagger (big blind) folded before Flop
Then 3 hands later i play TERRIBLE and completely ruin everything i worked 2 hours for, and play this hand that i'm almost too embarassed to fucking post.
PokerStars Game #21207342832: Tournament #113517942, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (125/250) - 2008/10/15 0:57:24 ET
Table '113517942 117' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 2: notIVEY (16385 in chips)
Seat 3: royalkush23 (18944 in chips)
Seat 4: FULMER08 (29054 in chips)
Seat 5: Hero (23281 in chips)
Seat 6: $heep$hagger (4875 in chips)
notIVEY: posts the ante 25
royalkush23: posts the ante 25
FULMER08: posts the ante 25
Hero : posts the ante 25
$heep$hagger: posts the ante 25
royalkush23: posts small blind 125
FULMER08: posts big blind 250
Holecards(Odds) Dealt to Hero
Hero : raises 750 to 1000
$heep$hagger: folds
notIVEY: raises 2000 to 3000
sweetdenis is connected
royalkush23: folds
FULMER08: folds
Hero : calls 2000
Showdown Hero : shows (two pair, Jacks and Fives)
notIVEY: shows (two pair, Queens and Fives)
notIVEY collected 33220 from pot
Summary Total pot 33220 | Rake 0
Board
Seat 2: notIVEY (button) showed and won (33220) with two pair, Queens and Fives
Seat 3: royalkush23 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: FULMER08 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Hero showed and lost with two pair, Jacks and Fives
Seat 6: $heep$hagger folded before Flop (didn't bet)
fucking terrible.
absolutely the worst hand i've ever played.
Should have folded PF, but thats not that bad.
Then i should have folded to the RR...not the WORST thing ever...
On flop, i know i'm beat b/c i thought about it, he has to have QQ KK or AA but what do i do?? ignore myself. wtf.
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How can you build a BR if you withdraw everything from it ? My wife is a leech i shouldn't have told her about my poker winnings she really thinks it's ez money, everytime we have en extra charge, she asks me to cash out some money. i think i must be like -10k if you combine FTP + Live.
It's definitly not a lot of money but this is the money i needed to grind NL200 .... Now im rebuilding for the 10th time, fuck me.
At first I thought stars had somehow become rigged against me (has happened before) but then I realized that my entire life is fucked right now and saw the "believe in god" thread and my mind was made up.
God is my enemy. I will fight you, you cunt fucking faggot nigger god. Obviously I cannot win but I will die happy if I die fighting you. To me victory will be fighting until I have no strength left to fight.
Well, it's going from bad to ugly poker wise these last days, i had to withdraw 2k from my live BR leaving me only 1k to play NL200 and what was obvious happened. A sick bad run of cards, couple coolers and a bunch of suck outs (including one 800$ pot AI preflop me holding AA vs this cunt's QQ 200bbs deep, the dumb bitch flopped quads and hit and run yay !). So i busted my live BR (didn't even know it was possible until it happened), i guess 5 bis is not enough even if the games are sick soft....Whatever.
Online got brutal lately too, i just can't score for shit barely making it ITM and cash games sessions are almost always break even or very small profit. I think i've played too much poker and i just don't enjoy it anymore, 8-10h a day for the last 2 months is not something healthy and will burn you soon or later.
On the life side: My wife and I moved back to Montreal cuz the gas price was insanely high a few weeks ago and she was tired to drive every day to her uni for courses. We put the house for rent and the number of people asking for it was suprising, 4-5 phone calls on a daily basis and we had to increase the rent price since they were fighting to get it. Now i hope the incoming crisis won't fuck me up the arse, lmao.
We received a couple of families who wanted to visit and the first family seemed solid so after discussion my wife and I decided we should rent them our house, they'll move in the 1st of November, hopefully they won't create any problems and everything will be smooth.
My uncle (who married into the family) has a brother who is in the secret service. His mission for the past 18 months was to protect obama...
Here they are...
black man playing pranks on the unsuspecting whiteman to get back at us for slavery.
Uhhh it still has the "important! blah blah blah data posted now will be lost!" message at the top on all pages except for when i click on a topic under "poker blogs"
Respected people ( and by respected I mean RESPECTED especially with the scamming shit going on ;p ) or people that I know in real life from EPT Warsaw / San Remo / Monte Carlo = I can send first.
Other way I can get people vouch for me, we can send in smaller parts, but Im not sending first.
Showdown Hero : shows (two pair, Jacks and Fives)
dismantle: mucks hand
Hero collected $97.55 from pot
dismantle leaves the table
Summary Total pot $100.55 | Rake $3
Board
Seat 1: bugsandrats (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Hero (small blind) showed and won ($97.55) with two pair, Jacks and Fives
Seat 3: Sunny8603 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: ouid420 folded before Flop
Seat 5: 00000PS folded before Flop
Seat 6: dismantle mucked
In other news, I went to the 'ole Winstar World Casino which i found out is home to the 2nd biggest poker room in the united states, next to some casino in California. I played the 200nl game, where i bought in and was playing smart, playing right, playing great, and ran into bad luck. Everytime i put someone on a hand, they had what i said they had. The guy to my left was raising about 40% of every hand, and was atleast trying to see a flop probably about 65%. And everytime it was on my big bling he would raise. Every fucking time. He did it once and i folded and it got called down to the riv and he showed 23o which he raised pf UTG on my freaking blind. So i keep this in the memory bank and about 3 orbits later i get QQ on the BB. He raises to 10, i raise to 30, he reraises to 100, i go wtf...think about folding, and then think about how he raised w/ 23o earlier, so i shove for another 46 more, and he shows up with AA. No help, i lose, and since this is a vacation and the closest casino is 80 miles away, i obv don't have any of that "bank roll management" crap b/c it's not needed, i might to 3-4 times a year. So i cruise around the casino, try some penny slots w/ all the $1 bills i have, lose 9 there but i'm just wasting time bc the guy i went with is still playing. So we've been there for 4 hours, i went busto in 1 1/2 hours, he went busto after 4 hours, and it's about 11:45pm saturday night. I'm ready to go, the other guy who was watching was ready to go, but my friend still wants to play... we're like "dude we're ready if you are" hes like "i want my 400 back...so what if i stake u..." This intriges me. He's bound and determined to fucking play at this point, i don't really want to walk around in 2nd hand smoke watching old people plugged into the slots lose money, but he only offers to stake me at $140 and i don't want to short myself...i end up doing it anyway, obv, and i played, did really well got up to $342, just $8 away from breaking even, but since i'm a greedy tard, (and because he was still playing) i kept playing...ended up playing for like another 5 hours, until 7am. At that point, i wasn't getting cards, when i got good cards (AK AQ, no pocket pair higher than 7) they were UTG, and when i got a decent hand on the button it was KQ and it didn't hit. This ultimately lead to me being blinded down to $270, where i cashed out. So -$80 but not a big deal when you consider i had a read but bad luck, and i bought in with $150 and made a profit of 200 at one point. Then i knew i was mentally fatigued and knew when to leave.
All in all, not a winner, but not a bad trip. Lots of positives.
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SOUL READIN!!
Submitted by : eightfourO
PokerStars Game #20967416601: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/10/06 - 03:24:39 (ET)
Table 'Ascanios V' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: crownglory ($9.80 in chips)
Seat 2: ThornDr ($35.65 in chips)
Seat 3: ProInThaGame ($10.25 in chips)
Seat 4: Hero ($31.50 in chips)
Seat 5: Punahou 80 ($27.55 in chips)
Seat 6: bigdaddyjdm ($15.50 in chips)
bigdaddyjdm: posts small blind $0.10
crownglory: posts big blind $0.25
Holecards Dealt to Hero
ThornDr: folds
ProInThaGame: folds
Hero : raises $0.75 to $1
Punahou 80: folds
bigdaddyjdm: folds
crownglory: raises $0.75 to $1.75
Hero : calls $0.75
Flop (Pot : $3.60)
crownglory: bets $1.75
Hero : calls $1.75
Turn (Pot : $7.10)
crownglory: bets $1
Hero : calls $1
River (Pot : $9.10)
crownglory: bets $1
Hero : raises $4.50 to $5.50
crownglory: folds
Uncalled bet ($4.50) returned to Hero
Hero collected $10.60 from pot
Hero : doesn't show hand
Summary Total pot $11.10 | Rake $0.50
Board
Seat 1: crownglory (big blind) folded on the River
Seat 2: ThornDr folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: ProInThaGame folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Hero collected ($10.60)
Seat 5: Punahou 80 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: bigdaddyjdm (small blind) folded before Flop
amazon is adamant of not offering me any help, although it will be almost costless for them to provide a simple solution. omfg i feel an intense hatred for them right now.
changed my offer below to 25% off the listed price of every amazon.co.uk product
Showdown Hero : shows (a pair of Queens)
reddog49: shows (a pair of Aces)
reddog49 collected $11.45 from pot
Summary Total pot $12 | Rake $0.55
Board
Seat 1: culcho folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: fishfromafar (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Hero (small blind) showed and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 4: Messersch (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: USTACK folded on the Flop
Seat 6: reddog49 showed and won ($11.45) with a pair of Aces
So i traded my stars player points for two 250pound http://www.amazon.co.uk gift vouchers, basically cause they seemed like the best deal. i thought at worse ill be paying slighty more since the UK standard of living is high, and will be facing a slightly more limited range. also, before trading, i did email amazon.co.uk to ask if they could deliver items to Australia. They said something along the lines that they were a worldwide company and yes they can. Now i found out that they only deliver MUISC/DVD/BOOKS worldwide. In otherwords im fucked/epic fail/etc.
So i obv dont want 800USD worth of musicc/dvd/books. I just wanted to get an IPOD for my gf and a 24 inch monitor for myself, which sadly will never happen now. So what im proposing is for UK players to choose something they want from the amazon.co.uk website, i will order it and have it delivered to your specified address, and you can pay be back through stars/neteller/moneybookers in USD.
of course ill be giving an incentive. i will be giving a 20% discount absorbed by me off the listed price of any item. note that the vouchers in total is 500pounds
some items of interest (rather the items i was going to buy )
Thank You For Smoking [2005] DVD - Amazon price - £4.98
(You pay just £3.98)
24" TFT Samsung SyncMaster 245B plus 5ms DVI Wide LINK- £259.00
(You pay just £207.2, saving a massive £51.8)
Based on my 2 hours of research, i found this monitor and the benQ 2400 monitors to be the best in terms of value for money and capability. But this was cheaper so i chose it)
New Apple iPod classic 120GB LINK - Silver £172.41
(You pay just £137.9)
other notes:
Delivery of electronic products is listed on amazon as 2-3 days.
If i have many offers im going to choose the person who makes the most use of the 500pounds i.e spends closest to 500.
Exchange rate used will be as at XE.com which is 1 GBP = 1.76761 USD atm
So PM me ASAP and hopefully this will be a mutually benifical trade =)