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So the other day Daut linked me to a post he made in the BBV at twoplustwo about his grad school:

Quote Daut:

Brag: I havent been to my Abstract Algebra 2 class in 2 months (since the first week of classes) because Im too cool for school and im such a baller


Beat: There's a test coming up and I dont know what we've been learning because I havent gone to class


Variance: i just found out the test is tomorrow and since its a math phd program, everyone is asian (not like asian american, asian from china and barely speak any english) so I cant ask anyone in the class what we've been doing

Graph away boys and girls

So graph away I did...



pwned~

btw, brynesam where are you? we are missing your magic.

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So the other day Daut linked me to a post he made in the BBV at twoplustwo about his grad school:

Quote Daut:

Brag: I havent been to my Abstract Algebra 2 class in 2 months (since the first week of classes) because Im too cool for school and im such a baller


Beat: There's a test coming up and I dont know what we've been learning because I havent gone to class


Variance: i just found out the test is tomorrow and since its a math phd program, everyone is asian (not like asian american, asian from china and barely speak any english) so I cant ask anyone in the class what we've been doing

Graph away boys and girls

So graph away I did...



pwned~

btw, brynesam where are you? we are missing your magic.

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So I got a chat warning from FTP.


A few nights ago, I was railing aba vs durrrr hu, and I saw someone in the chat type I JUST FARTED BLOOD

I thought this was hysterical, so me and a few friends just started going crazy in the chatroom. The next day a chat warning from FTP shows up in my mailbox.

Hello Ryan, It has come to our attention that you have been abusing your chat privileges at the tables. We value all players and wish to cultivate an environment in which they can play without being harassed or called names at the tables. A copy of the offending chat is shown below: 2007-03-26: WOMEN AT THE POKER TABLE MAKE ME FART HAS ANYONE SEEN THE SPATULA? IM ABOUT TO POOP A CHICKEN CASSEROLE I LOST SOMETHING IN MY ANUS I THINK MY BUTT ATE MY FLASH LIGHT Please be advised that future infractions of this nature may cause your chat privileges to be revoked for an extended period; repeated infractions may result in the permanent suspension of your chat privileges. We thank you for your cooperation in this matter, and wish you best of luck at the tables. Regards, Carolina Full Tilt Poker Support

What am i 5 years old? I was a little shocked that I got a chat warning for saying words like poop butt and fart. I assumed those were ok since thats basically the entire vocabulary of a 4 year old and you can say them on cable TV without consequence. I sent an email back saying "admit it, you laughed" and didnt get a response. I guess this is no laughing matter.



So I had a bit of a bad run the past few weeks. Still up around 105k from 25/50 this year, but been doing bad in PLO, and down about 65k from my peak at 25/50. I wasnt running so well and didnt feel like I was playing my best at all. So I decided to play lower stakes for a bit. I've been playing mainly 3/6 6max on stars, and i love it. the players are just awful and I am doing very well there the past 2 weeks (up about 10k ish in 12k ish hands, pretty sad that I was down 5k there to begin with)



And wtf is wrong with me at 10/20 6max. Everytime I play there i just get demolished. The first thing im going to do is get the 5/10 full ring into the green, then im going to start working on that 10/20 6max and figure out what the hell im doing wrong there, cause thats just pathetic.


No paint today boys and girls.

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So I got a chat warning from FTP.


A few nights ago, I was railing aba vs durrrr hu, and I saw someone in the chat type I JUST FARTED BLOOD

I thought this was hysterical, so me and a few friends just started going crazy in the chatroom. The next day a chat warning from FTP shows up in my mailbox.

Hello Ryan, It has come to our attention that you have been abusing your chat privileges at the tables. We value all players and wish to cultivate an environment in which they can play without being harassed or called names at the tables. A copy of the offending chat is shown below: 2007-03-26: WOMEN AT THE POKER TABLE MAKE ME FART HAS ANYONE SEEN THE SPATULA? IM ABOUT TO POOP A CHICKEN CASSEROLE I LOST SOMETHING IN MY ANUS I THINK MY BUTT ATE MY FLASH LIGHT Please be advised that future infractions of this nature may cause your chat privileges to be revoked for an extended period; repeated infractions may result in the permanent suspension of your chat privileges. We thank you for your cooperation in this matter, and wish you best of luck at the tables. Regards, Carolina Full Tilt Poker Support

What am i 5 years old? I was a little shocked that I got a chat warning for saying words like poop butt and fart. I assumed those were ok since thats basically the entire vocabulary of a 4 year old and you can say them on cable TV without consequence. I sent an email back saying "admit it, you laughed" and didnt get a response. I guess this is no laughing matter.



So I had a bit of a bad run the past few weeks. Still up around 105k from 25/50 this year, but been doing bad in PLO, and down about 65k from my peak at 25/50. I wasnt running so well and didnt feel like I was playing my best at all. So I decided to play lower stakes for a bit. I've been playing mainly 3/6 6max on stars, and i love it. the players are just awful and I am doing very well there the past 2 weeks (up about 10k ish in 12k ish hands, pretty sad that I was down 5k there to begin with)



And wtf is wrong with me at 10/20 6max. Everytime I play there i just get demolished. The first thing im going to do is get the 5/10 full ring into the green, then im going to start working on that 10/20 6max and figure out what the hell im doing wrong there, cause thats just pathetic.


No paint today boys and girls.

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Well I suck at SnG and tournies, its no secret, being the nitty cash player that I am...
so I am a bit proud of the outcome of this random LP tourny today:


easy money...
but I kinda lost most of it in the LP cashgame... I just cant beat JCosMO

Things have been good at 50nl getting close to 100nl BR. I havent been running good, but not bad either.


I hope to have another session before april hopefully but univeristy shit is begining to pile up again.

p.s.
i didnt get any replies on my last entry so I will post this random picture of Scarlett:

talk about her tits if u have nothingelse to say.

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FTd 2 $4.40s at same time, like 6th and 8th , was sick.

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I've been baller status lately.

Anyone who has ever been to New England, the weather is so absurd. It was 60 this morning, and theres about 6 inches of snow on the ground right now (midnight). So annoying.

I'm thinking of moving when I graduate next year, in fact I'm set on it. Preferably to another country whose official language is english/spanish/french. Any non U.S. citizens got some suggestions? Information on cost of living/good places to pick up foreign women/transportation systems would be helpful.

Cheers, Sean.

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Today I had play-money type of game.
I was surrounded by super majikal donkies.... I dont know how to describe it, every hand I saw, invovling me or others, just the most fucked up shit.
We all know 50nl is full of bad players but after playing 4 months of 50nl I am still shocked.

I dont have many hands posted since i was 12 tabling, but belive you me, I had a blast.

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Sooooooo, I decided to move to UB - fast tables, HU tables and nice rakeback + deposit bonus = good for a fledgling bankroll, yeah?

I was actually just going to deposit a NL25 roll of my own money but several people advised against this (probably very wisely so!), so I decided to withdraw.

Now, since I'm about as patient as a dayfly, I obviously wanted the fastest way of cashout - which I guess would be something like cashing out into a creditcard.

Now we get to problem number 1: You can't withdraw into mastercard, and you can only withdraw into a VISA card if you've made a deposit with said card.

Yeah.

Stuck! So what do I do? I create a neteller account.

Yeah, with all the horror stories I've heard about neteller from people I was, to say the least, not very happy about having to do this..

However, it seemed to be working fine for europeans so what the hell, surely nothing bad will happen to me!?!?

I create the account, read through stuff, deposit my modest bankroll of 650$ into it (didn't play that much lately for various reasons).

30 minutes later I login to check on my precious monies (yeah, I know it will take up to 72 hours but I'm an optimist you see), when I'm greeted by this lovely message:




An error has been encountered

Your account has been closed.

Please call NETELLER Security at 00 800 7767 6343 and press 0 then option 2, or email admin@neteller.com.

We apologize for any inconvenience.

OOPS?

At this point I'm not sure if I should scream or curse so I decide to do both while smile/laughing in a crazyish sort of way - solid reaction imo.

So after woving to do stuff to stuff I decide to do the sensible thing - call their support!

There I'm informed that I have to submit a copy of a utility bill to get my account re-opened.. Wish they would have had some kind of note, SOMEWHERE, saying that you can't deposit without doing this!

Soooooooooooo, I sent it to the email I was given and yeah, got a reply back saying it has been recieved and is pending a review.. This was like 1.5 days ago, and since then I've basically been checking my inbox like a madman cause I'm, as said earlier, impatient as fuck.

I've also tried to cancel my UB account since I signed up via a non-LP.net rakeback site and yeah, now LP.net provides UB rakeback so we'll see how that goes ..

Basically I want to play poker - watching poker videos isn't a full-worthy substitute T_T

Yeah, I'm such an addict.

EDIT: For some reason it seems like I'm using the enter key way too much, maybe I should let it change lines by itself ><

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After I heard from a few people that I should move to 25NL with $500 I played a few hundred hands of 6max 25NL this morning for kicks. I ended up +$25, but I can tell that I'm not comfortable with the amounts yet, so I'm gonna stick to 10NL until $750 or so I think.

That being said the people at my tables were jokes...
I called down 2 big bluffs with A high, both of which seemed to be obvious bluffs for some reason. The only big pot I lost was when I got it all in vs. a half-stack with AKs on an AdQd5h flop and got runner-runnered.
Here it is:
Submitted by : tae-g

POKERSTARS GAME #9045719691: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.10/$0.25) - 2007/03/23 - 10:23:52 (ET)
Table 'Knopfia' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Brunottibob ($27 in chips)
Seat 2: Hoyt-MN ($10.15 in chips)
Seat 3: ExumaKeys ($25 in chips)
Seat 4: cardking#10 ($29.30 in chips)
Seat 6: uwojames ($14.95 in chips)
Hoyt-MN: posts small blind $0.10
ExumaKeys: posts big blind $0.25

Holecards
Dealt to ExumaKeys
cardking#10: folds
uwojames: folds
Brunottibob: folds
Hoyt-MN: raises $0.25 to $0.50
ExumaKeys: raises $1.25 to $1.75
Hoyt-MN: calls $1.25

Flop (Pot : $3.5)

   
Hoyt-MN: checks
ExumaKeys: bets $2.50
Hoyt-MN: raises $5.90 to $8.40 and is all-in
ExumaKeys: calls $5.90

Turn (Pot : $20.3)

   

River (Pot : $20.3)

   

Showdown
Hoyt-MN: shows (a straight, Ace to Five)
ExumaKeys: mucks hand
Hoyt-MN collected $19.30 from pot

Summary
Total pot $20.30 | Rake $1
Board  
Seat 1: Brunottibob (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Hoyt-MN (small blind) showed and won ($19.30) with a straight, Ace to Five
Seat 3: ExumaKeys (big blind) mucked
Seat 4: cardking#10 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: uwojames folded before Flop (didn't bet)

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This week has been rung00taments. I love Lee Jones



might me progressing to 25NL faster than I thought. Today was a +6.5 buy-in day.

shipshipshipshipshipshipshipshipship

edit: oh ya and I passed the $500 mark today!

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So last night a bunch of my friends were getting deep in the stars 320, so I took some time to rail the donkament. My buddy mike martin, martine23, actually ended up taking it down for 44k. Pretty sicko score, but thats secondary to what took place.

When the money bubble hit, i was railing apestyles, but noticed that randallin was still alive. So i double click his name and get to his table. Now I havent railed randal in a while in a tournament, so I didnt know that he changed his avatar. It used to be a picture of ActionJeff drunk, it was pretty funny. Now its just a logo for the red hot chili peppers. So I make a comment in the chat that I miss his old avatar. I didnt notice that Vanessa Rousso was also on the table. Ok, lets backtrack a tad.

Some of you might not have seen my cardplayer interview before the PCA final table, but in it I ramble on for a few minutes about farting and vanessa. She was on my table day 1 at pca and i accidentally limped under the gun because I was checking her out and thought I was the big blind. Here is a link to the interview for those that havent seen it, its the second one, titled "Ryan Daut Before The Final Table":

http://www.cardplayer.com/play...ideos/Ryan_Daut/50958



So anyway, here is the chat followup:


Daut44 [observer]: i miss your old avatar
LadyMaverick: awww sorry daut
LadyMaverick: k ill chng it bak just for u
LadyMaverick: :-)
LadyMaverick: next time ur on chek it out
Kcannon [observer]: How come daut gets special privlades
Kcannon [observer]: privlages
LadyMaverick: hes a sweety



Vanessa also changed her avatar, but I didnt even notice, i was talking to randallin, but she thought I was talking to her. Good thing she did. I guess she saw the interview I made. Nothing says I love you more than talking about someone in an interview on cardplayer.

Too bad chad brown already has his foot in the door. Not that 6'3 225 pound jacked good looking hollywood actors have anything on me. I mean after all I am patrik antonius junior.




I give it a couple weeks before she sees the light.

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So last night a bunch of my friends were getting deep in the stars 320, so I took some time to rail the donkament. My buddy mike martin, martine23, actually ended up taking it down for 44k. Pretty sicko score, but thats secondary to what took place.

When the money bubble hit, i was railing apestyles, but noticed that randallin was still alive. So i double click his name and get to his table. Now I havent railed randal in a while in a tournament, so I didnt know that he changed his avatar. It used to be a picture of ActionJeff drunk, it was pretty funny. Now its just a logo for the red hot chili peppers. So I make a comment in the chat that I miss his old avatar. I didnt notice that Vanessa Rousso was also on the table. Ok, lets backtrack a tad.

Some of you might not have seen my cardplayer interview before the PCA final table, but in it I ramble on for a few minutes about farting and vanessa. She was on my table day 1 at pca and i accidentally limped under the gun because I was checking her out and thought I was the big blind. Here is a link to the interview for those that havent seen it, its the second one, titled "Ryan Daut Before The Final Table":

http://www.cardplayer.com/play...ideos/Ryan_Daut/50958



So anyway, here is the chat followup:


Daut44 [observer]: i miss your old avatar
LadyMaverick: awww sorry daut
LadyMaverick: k ill chng it bak just for u
LadyMaverick: :-)
LadyMaverick: next time ur on chek it out
Kcannon [observer]: How come daut gets special privlades
Kcannon [observer]: privlages
LadyMaverick: hes a sweety



Vanessa also changed her avatar, but I didnt even notice, i was talking to randallin, but she thought I was talking to her. Good thing she did. I guess she saw the interview I made. Nothing says I love you more than talking about someone in an interview on cardplayer.

Too bad chad brown already has his foot in the door. Not that 6'3 225 pound jacked good looking hollywood actors have anything on me. I mean after all I am patrik antonius junior.




I give it a couple weeks before she sees the light.

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